Endlessly booing Oxbridge teams on University Challenge

I love British television.

Just been reminded of Raoul Moat. We used to be a country (I know he killed people)

I don't have a sob story enough to go on The Wheel. Only Connect it'll have to be 😔

Ban A Place In The Sun

Mental health walk round the park cos we're struggling today

Rushed in to conduct an interview, and the person didn't show 🙁

My guy just cracked open the Strongbow on the 0808 to London Bridge. He's in for a DAY

Good morning Happy Monday Here's some Jump Up Drum & Bass on.soundcloud.com/JIgOQhxgkOi6...

If you'll allow me a humble brag, my biceps are now too big for this work shirt

Why am I sweating on my way to work in December? 😭

Just pulled a muscle in my neck brushing my teeth before bed 💀

Blessed Sunday

Is it possible to watch the entire Stephen Graham back catalogue?

Scenes in #LegoMastersAustralia

There's always Zipcars at the end of my road, but never could work out how to use them. Guess I never will now

I cannot believe they destroyed both Snatch Game AND the Design challenge like that. Wild and confusing behaviour

I'm new to briefs, so any advice is welcome

Wind up, merchant. I respect it #Ashes

12 Pubs of Christmas, and still made the gym first thing. Stronger than ever, me

What did I say, MODERN DAY LEGEND 🏏

🌴🌴🌴 TRULY UNBELIEVABLE SCENES 😭 🌴🌴🌴

Morning from central

You can play for a team that is pure 💩, but if you got it, it's deniable. Kemar Roach, a Windies modern great 🐐🌴🏏 #NZvWI

Why would they continue batting? 😭🏏 #NZvWI

How can Starc just keep getting 5-fers? How? 🏏 #Ashes

Nothing but respect for Joe Root. True great 🏏 #Ashes

I don't really care about the #Ashes, what I do care about is.....oh, never mind #NZvWI 🏏

Not the dreaded TNT commentary. I'd forgotten, the first match was so long ago #Ashes

Guess who forgot to lock the toilet door and then the worst happened?

Today's course is about Tunnel Boring Machines. Will it be boring? That's the joke

Today at work, a man was washing his beard in the kitchen sink

Kemar Roach with ball in hand, I could cry I'm so happy 🏏 #NZvWI

It is I, the Horned Viper

Good evening, Kevin

If you wanted an example of why the UK needs to build HS2, look to the news that a rush-hour train will travel from Manchester to London but can’t carry passengers. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/emp...

4-day training course on Tunnelling. Let's go

In every household, there's only one person who crosses this threshold. In this household, that person is me.

In the time honoured tradition, today was the day I pushed the Christmas tree home on the scooter 2025

LegoMasters Australia really is elite

Workplace vanity

I have been dealing with arguments between colleagues ALL DAY and I am so tired

We love a peaceful Friday commute

Wow, the Americans were not Thankful for their clothing yesterday, were they?

That cup of tea on the morning train just hits that bit harder

Shouldn't be hating green men who can SING

I find it wild the blurriest selfie I've ever taken is the one doing numbers 😭

The irony is not lost on me that the best my body has ever loooked is in December 😭

I have the world's smallest mouth ulcer, but I'm behaving like someone's cut my tongue out