Incredibly sad and depressing

An hour long computer update? This day couldn't get any better 🥳 *puts feet up*

Has my periodic browse of LinkedIn, and it's all AI Caricatures, and that's all you need to know about that

🔴🟡🟤⚫

I never thought I'd say this, but I might be moving back to black cabs over Uber/Bolt. On the way out, our Bolt crashed into a van, argued with the driver for 15mins, asked if we were in a hurry (I said yes) and proceeded to detour to the petrol station and fill up mid trip. We missed our train

If Sue Grey returns will she become Sue White, at the turn of the tide?

Rewatching Heated Rivalry, I was reminiscing about the closest thing I ever had to that was there was this cricket team we would always play and this bowler who would always get me out (and vice versa I must add). We always traded pleasantries for years, mutual admiration.

Choosing to believe that Chris Williamson lost some kind of bet which is why he has been forced to propose this:

Also 🌴 WI on the board 🌴🏏 #ShepsDayOut #T20WorldCup

What a mess of an episode #DragRace

Sure, round about that 🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #T20WorldCup

Wow, just wow #Industry

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

morning

Caught my biceps in the mirror this morning. Everyone thank my gym partner for this motivation

I've had some pretty terrible days at work of late, but then there's days like today that make me feel I am good at what I do 😊

It’s not just football tricks that President Catherine Connolly has up her sleeve – she can also score an impressive backwards basketball shot. jrnl.ie/6946030

I'm convinced if they re-released the iPod now, it would sell like crazy. Un-enshittified tech that just works and doesn't force feed a plethora of ads, AI slop and gimmick functions down your throat, is an untapped market.

Have had my thumbs clamped by the exec and it's only Tuesday 😔

It's a whole party, this rainy Tuesday morning commute 🕺🏾 on.soundcloud.com/4rwJs2WIowlp...

Mr Loverman... "BRANNING" #Eastenders

ten years ago today no one clapped

As someone who often takes bikes on long distance trains, never have belt straps been such a sexy edition to anything #DownWithHookCupboards

I think the water main on the high road has burst once a month, every month, for the last 3 years.

50GB of D&B

I've had to start being 1 cos I night sweat so much, was turning the bed into a swamp

I cannot tell you how much I rather not be doing this right now

"Packing Teabags"????

Work day done

I listen to music with the mental image of where I would hear it played, and I enjoy the downstairs basement with single red flashing light vibe of this on.soundcloud.com/Ev7ng5HlMqjh...

My work is mostly wiping the greasy fingerprints off the ctrl, C & V keys

Allow me having to go Oxford Street after work

I went to the cafe for a sandwich and it's a bagel. Where's the middle of it?

2 shirts don't fit and my suit trousers have split. What was the point of gong to the gym again?

I ache too much for a Monday morning

I didn't get tickets for last night's night out and all the reports are that it was terrible and I feel vindicated

"Hog" truly is an offensive word

Been an evening at the skating. It was v busy, much busier than it used to be. Can't think why?

Turns out someone who I've seen very naked on here is the cousin of one of my cricket teammates

My brother, famous beer brewer of the family, has his latest recipe creation out in the Wetherspoons Beer Festival. We went for a whole family premiere tasting 😂, it's good. And look at that price!!

Gym with friends is better

I'll take it (not that I could see it) 🏏🌴 #SAvWI

28 Years Later is a whole madness

I will out-and-out leave a pub if it's single-file queue. Tells me all I need to know

😭😭😭😭😭😭

This NZ spanking is painful to watch 🏏 #INDvNZ

Not The Pelter™ #PAKvAUS

I want to go out and do something, but the other half is hungover and I'm SO BORED

I think I'm too British to enjoy the Rate-A-Queen shenanigans #DragRace

In no world is that out 🏏 #PAKvAUS