Pretty content right now 🏏 #ENGvNZ #SURvHAM

Wobble seam is a cult 🏏 #ENGvNZ

I half feel this, but on the other hand I'm so short, I couldn't see the concert anyway. If anything, those phones act as periscopes for me

This whole week of Eastenders, why was it filmed like that?

I put the #Euphoria finale on when I got in last night, and slept through the whole thing. So let's try again

I have lost movement in both my ankles though 🩼

Most definitely the only team in London to get a full match on yesterday (cos we refused to come off for rain) 🏏

Can't wait for the game to be called off 🏏✌🏾

I barely cook these days, except for cooking cricket teas every Saturday morning. Who even makes their own cookies anyway 🏏

This is very, very sad

Richard Gadd is really ready for Russell T Davies throne, isn't he?

My #Masterchef champion. A great series, makes you wonder why they didn't change the presenters sooner

My work innie is def camper than my outtie, and that's not the way round it should be #severance

Johnson walked so Milchek could run My corporate idols and mentors

What a violent drag race. Very here for it

I continue to have too much of a belly for the crop top style 🙁

Plus I looked good today

One positive is that despite the bullying and being shouted out, I've def ended in a "Good at my job" feeling this week

As a result, I'm having a quiet night in, so bear with the nonsense I'm posting

Tough week followed up by more bad news, cba

Feels like a good idea 🏳️‍🌈

Oh, things got real good, real quick

I wonder if I had a off switch, would I press it

I have questions.

In other news, Yoga was hard

Why do I have to go to the local news section to find this story? Where are the protests demanding an end to the epidemic of white Brits murdering minorities? Will there be a national debate on the ills of cocaine abuse amongst white men?

Many episodes in and I'm so, so confused

Was bullied at work today, so now depressed

Hard work out West this evening

This came back to bite me this morning

You know when you eat something with chilli in, and you go for a wee and it stings, it only stings if you have a foreskin apparently

You're either a Mighty Hoopla queer or a Body Movements queer (see you in August)

My arms and legs have grown, but my cider tummy persists

My fave thing about Winnie The Pooh is these days I get cussed out when I say this is what I wear to go to bed

Smash burger: not the best kind of burger

Tbh though, I agree with this

It's time to close the tap on the water butt, it's time to stock up

My favorite pokemon cry in the entire series. Just a diva getting paid to scream obnoxiously 😭😭😭😭

Level of senior manager that everyone's wearing rainbows at work to appease me

Hoopla looks fun, but it's literally my least favourite music

🎶 " Very very good, one pound fish. Very very cheap, one pound fish" 🎶

THE SNAKE #Euphoria

Champions once again 🧡

Don't mind me, just stretching

Ah, What you take this for? What they call me? Black Tarantula, Where me get the name from, Base the Teacher, One dirty night inna Peterborough, With DJ Quest and the Honey Monster I respect anyone who uses "Peterborough" as a lyric

Severance S1E1

The temptation to hammer through here is very strong

Sign of a true Londoner is feeling inconvenienced that Tower Bridge is raised

Standard Saturday activities 🚴🏾‍♂️

As a concerned local resident, gonna complain about the noise, get it shut down