Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️

Also not mentioned: Ghostbusters Spaceballs Beetlejuice Moonstruck Dumb & Dumber Happy Gilmore Raising Arizona Tropic Thunder Office Space Addams Family Values Uncle Buck National Lampoon's Vacation / Animal House / Christmas Vacation Hot Fuzz Men in Black Beverly Hills Cop O Brother Where Art Thou?

PHOTOGRAPHER: Let's try one more. Remember, the book's title is "Marked for *Terror*." DAVID CASSIDY (interior monologue): 🎤 "C'mon, get happy!" PHOTOGRAPHER (sighs): That's a wrap.

My review of the last ten films I've seen: Late Night with the Devil: 9.5 My Best Friend is a Vampire: 7.5 Hereditary: 8.5 House of Wax (1953): 9 Something Wicked This Way Comes: 5 Twilight: 2 The Bat (1926): 8 Longlegs: 6 Insidious: 5 Lust of the Vampire: 3 #FilmSky

If the United States had just one neck, make no mistake: Donald Trump would break it. He is our Caligula.

Shoutout to Isabella for being an encourager.

I want to see this film remade with narration by Strong Bad. #WritingCommunity

Good mourning, from the British Museum's collection on historic mourning rings. (See "related objects" at site.) www.britishmuseum.org/collection/t...

A librarian asked me to come up with a title for a book about improvised weapons. I suggested 'Shiv and Let Die.' #WritingCommunity

omg it is so exciting to see this name again, this is a certifiable fan boy moment stoked to see you here @jacopodellaq.bsky.social! what a good way to end a great day.

Y'all seeing this? 🤔 #VAHouse

In his new essay, Killing the Dead author John Blair reveals "why killing vampires makes people happy." Check it out to learn more: press.princeton.edu/ideas/why-ki... #History #Folklore #Vampires #Anthropology #Archaeology #Halloween

Oh, you have an unfinished novel? That's nice, but you haven't *really* excelled at not finishing things until you make this list. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...

The last ten films I've seen: Ziam: 5.5 House on Haunted Hill ('59): 8.5 28 Days Later: 8.5 The Pink Panther ('63): 7 Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: 8.5 KPop Demon Hunters: 7.5 Maxxxine: 7.5 Seven Samurai: 10 Watership Down: 9 Predator 2: 7.5 #FilmTwitter

Check out this fantastic write-up on my newest book! www.yahoo.com/entertainmen... #BookSky

I just saw 'Late Night with the Devil.' Wow. 🤯 This film's amazing! I had to watch it twice. 10 out of 10. In a better time, this film would have won Oscars. I honestly prefer it to 'The Exorcist.' #FilmSky

Check out this fantastic write-up on my newest book! www.yahoo.com/entertainmen... #BookSky

This is spot-on. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

My review of the last 10 films I've seen: Predator: Killer of Killers: 5 The Hidden Fortress: 10 The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus: 7.5 Room with a View: 8.5 Conclave: 10 Gladiator II: 3 Touch of Evil: 8 Joker: Folie à Deux: 8 The Last Emperor: 10 Suspicion: 8 #FilmSky

Hooray! Some ink! www.timesunion.com/books/articl... #WritingCommunity #BookSky

The initial reviews are positive! Thanks so much, everyone! Please remember to leave your review as well: www.cyoa.com/products/at-... #WritingCommunity #amwriting #BookSky

For those wondering, yes, the puukko knife from my first two books is back! In stores now: www.cyoa.com/products/at-... #WritingCommunity #BookSky

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My newest book comes out today! Please check it out: www.cyoa.com/products/at-... #WritingCommunity #BookRelease #BookSky

I just want to share my appreciation for my book's awesome illustrator. You brought my worst fears to life, Hannah, and I couldn't be more grateful. 🥲 Order now: www.cyoa.com/products/at-... #WritingCommunity #BookSky

My newest book is currently a TOP NEW RELEASE on Amazon! Thanks so much, everyone! Please leave a review after you read it: www.cyoa.com/products/at-... #WritingCommunity #amwriting #BookSky

My next book drops in three days! Here are three fun facts about it: 1. It's technically a sequel to H.P. Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness 2. It took me two mad months to write 3. It's my third book as a solo author: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/787094... #WritingCommunity #amwriting

My newest book hits stores in six days! Here are six facts about it: • It has over 20 endings • It's fully illustrated • It's my first horror • It's my first solo book since 2015 • It's $9.99 • You can buy it now: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/787094... #WritingCommunity #amwriting #BookSky

In two weeks comes a chilling tale of mountains, monsters, and madness. Preorder yours today: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/787094... #WritingCommunity #amwriting

My newest book comes out next month, and it needs reviews! Please tell your local newspaper. Tell your favorite podcasters and critics. Tell influencers and libraries. And please get a copy for yourself! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/787094... #WritingCommunity #amwriting

Hey y’all! Reminder that while I’m currently closed to queries, I am participating in one-on-one pitch events. Next up is the 2025 Minnesota Writing Workshop on September 5-6. This is a virtual event. More info can be found at: minnesotawritingworkshop.com

The We The People Summer Fundraiser has started and I’ve got 3 items up for grabs! I’m offering two 30 min. AMA sessions & a 50-page critique for a MG, YA, or adult fiction manuscript. Be sure to check out and bid on all the amazing items available! www.32auctions.com/WeThePeopleS...

My newest book comes out next month: an interactive adaptation of HP Lovecraft's 'AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS' written for Choose Your Own Adventure! It's available wherever books are sold. Please get a copy! (Review copies are available upon request.) Enjoy! #WritingCommunity #ScifiLit #HorrorLit

Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves. Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.

Meant to mention this last week, but if you have a young person in your life who’s into history or graphic novels or just good books, buy them George Takei’s “They Called Us Enemy.” My oldest couldn’t put it down.

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

My review of the last 10 films I've seen: Duck Soup: 10 Horse Feathers: 10 Monkey Business: 9.5 Animal Crackers: 9.5 The Coconuts: 8.5 Teen Witch: 5.5 The Mission 5.5 The Woman in the Window: 5 Inside Llewyn Davis: 6 Night Bitch: 3.5 #FilmSky

Sweet Christ take my fucking money

My biggest beef with Occam's Razor is that it falsely portends to be a blade.

My review of the last 10 films I've seen: Singin' in the Rain: 10 Beautiful Boy: 7.5 Total Recall: 9 Bound: 8.5 Bram Stoker's Dracula: 4 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York: 6.5 Nosferatu: 10 The Holiday: 7 Home Alone: 9 The Family Man: 6.5 #FilmSky

Yes, please.

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Nice try, Academy, but 'Nosferatu' was better than every film on this list AND every Best Picture winner for the last few years. #FilmSky

Sigh. We tried to warn them.

Eight years ago, a wrote myself a letter the night before Donald Trump assumed the presidency: www.huffpost.com/entry/keep-c... Please do the same. Consider it a safeguard before crossing into the world of tomorrow. #booksky #WritingCommunity #AmWriting

Never forget.

Chapter 5 “On Tyranny” @timothysnyder.bsky.social is for all to remember the obligations of professions. Doctors-Hippocratic Oath to refrain from causing harm or hurt, to prescribe only beneficial treatments. Lawyers-Oath to uphold the Constitution. Police, firemen too We need to hold them to this.

When the dark crystal hits:

I can’t love this more.