I had a 12 minute phone call with someone earlier on WhatsApp, then at the end of the call after I said bye, I took the phone away from my ear and realised it was a video call and the other person had been looking into my ear for 12 minutes.

Lucky coming down the M1 today. Minor accident blocked 2 of 4 lanes but squeezed past before cops arrived to close motorway. Had a nice drive down to m42 on empty road

Good film about the best film. #JAWS Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002p1mf via @bbciplayer

Bloody hell. Must be absolutely terrifying. BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Jharkhand: Wild elephant kills 20 in India state - BBC News

But tell us again how Britain and Europe are suppressing freedom of speech.

🤡 let's create nazi child porn from our enemies

Lol Source: TNT Sports share.google/OxgDlOzK19Js...

One of the all time greats

Cartoon ultra violence Sunday #2000ad #Dredd

"He'll never sell any ice cream going at that speed...."

Remembering Clive Dunn, born this day in 1920.

Jan 1932: Bell Fireplace; Bovril; BBC, and Dennison ads «YOUR SPRING FLOWERS FREE!»

Ollie Cucumber Hornbuckle North Carolina, Deaths and Burials, 1898-1994

it’s a wicked world in all meridians

There we go. That there’s a headline.

This means it was morally wrong because she is a nasty fuckwit

New toy car.. Lancia Delta S4. One of the most terrifying cars ever. Only Henri Toivonen could drive it. Until it killed him.

Thought I'd try for a repeat today I had not considered that it would freeze over and it has. Bugger

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Except the children of UK crackpot fuckwits.

ye shall soon be initiated into certain facts hitherto pretty generally unknown

'Mr Happy', the first episode of the Mr Men, was originally broadcast on this day in 1974. Adapted from the books by Roger Hargreaves, Arthur Lowe supplied the narration.

Used whip & maggots to catch a 4oz rudd which went out as a live bait. That got me a 15lb pike. Nice. #fishing

This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.

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I DONE IT SHIRLEY.

I'd like to nominate the MCG 'curator' for a knighthood if it's not too late. He's provided a bazball surface. #ashes BBC News - The Ashes 2025-26: England win staggering two-day Test against Australia in Melbourne - BBC Sport www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

20 wickets! What on earth is this pitch? #ashes

It is a goodun

Dec 1969: Halfcrowns ad from Decimal Currency Board (+Coins Of Equal Value) «After 31st December halfcrowns can't be used as money»

It is a time for miracles BBC News - Repairs made as strange "sausage" forms on York bike path - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh dear oh dear BBC News - The Ashes 2025-26: England's Jofra Archer out of tour as Jacob Bethell replaces Ollie Pope for MCG - BBC Sport www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

Charles Shithouse United States, Census, 1850

Been giving blood readers. The fckry i had to go through to do this was unbeleivable.

#THEFALL @stephenhanley6.bsky.social BOOK…AUDIOBOOK… STEWART LEE … 💥👇🏼

Lord Ian Botham, Joel Garner, and Sir Viv Richards - the 'Three Kings' of Somerset Cricket Club 🏏 #YouAreSomerset

Xmas flavours.. Garlic bread?

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Beaten up by a YouTuber with pink gloves and shocking technique. 😃 He's failed to make the step up from beating up small women.

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Marie Joseph Fanny Ogré France, Nord, Parish and Civil Registration, 1524-1893

The president is a special needs child in a revolting old man's body

Let's see how the cric.. Wankers #ashes

Nice. Good for them. BBC News - Childhood friends find '$55,000 diamond' in India www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"That discrepancy arose from the sound being taken from the non-striker's microphone." This is bullshit. If sound came from mic 22yards away it'd be BEHIND the pictures not in front. And Carey's good as admitted he knows he hit it. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...