Today's office.

Vincent van Gogh

In York for lunch...

Spectacular work here

To York! Where the temperature is a frankly arctic 23°C... 🥶

Okay, I think the US anti-Kane stuff is about him playing golf against Trump, which is a story that broke about 4 hours ago, which I missed. A naive thing to do, but pretty on brand.

Nazi Treasure derby next.

Enjoying the surprising level of US-based anger directed towards Harry Kane, one of the most boring and benign footballers to have ever lived. It's like hating mashed potato.

Erling who?

I'm wondering how Reform types are coping with England succeeding thanks to a German manager and black MVP.

I love Thomas Tuchel not suffering the ITV fool interviewing.

This has definitely been the worst part of this World Cup, even worse than the Trump red card intervention.

Evergreen post.

CONE ON LADS. 15 to go. DO IT FOR ANNE WIDDECOMBE

Off you fuck, Haaland. That pretty much reflects his contribution this evening. #NORENG

Who cares, runs down the clock. #NORENG

I have to say this is exactly the situation for Haaland to pop up and score, having done fuck all for 100 minutes. #NORENG

Thirsty Norwegian USA BlueSky has gone quiet... #NORENG

Once more, for those at the back.

Lolololololool

norway's Patrick Berg is the guy from Devil Wears Prada

Sam Matterface; "England have got to stay concentrated now"

SNACKS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED.

I have to say, I was utterly baffled by Barcelona shelling out 70mil for Anthony Gordon, but I've started to realise why.

It would actually be so much more infuriating to lose to Norway but entirely England coded to do so. #NORENG

Now, row the fuck off. #NORENG

All the Haaland thirst posting I've seen this week, I've been thinking "But have you even *seen* Bellingham?"

Bellingham > Haaland #NORENG

On the strong stuff tonight, lads.

Ways to stop Haaland. #NORENG

Miracle of Ibuprofen. I can now walk, albeit with twingey pain. Should be golden...

Danny Murphy on Lukaku: "He knows where the back of the goal is". Tbh I would have thought it was more important to know where the front of the goal is. #SPABEL

Weird that a song can be number 1 for sixteen weeks and I have no idea what it sounds like. Love is All Around and (Everything I Do) I Do It For You felt absolutely inescapable at the time. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Im am unexpected turn of events, I have managed to injure myself putting out the rubbish. To the point that I cannot put weight on one ankle.

Southwark is taking no chances with your health and safety.

I have commandeered the Big Fan today in the office.

update:

Gonna smash Norway, lads. It's written in the... err... sheep.

Decided to watch the England-Mexico match in full, marveling at the commentator's closing remarks: "40 years on from the hand of God, the hands of fate have smiled kindly on England".

I reckon Colombia will absolutely do Argentina, assuming they get past Switzerland.

"I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm"

Today's Tune: Nanci Griffith WORKING IN CORNERS A beautiful, heartfelt live performance. Happy heavenly birthday, Nanci. youtu.be/kFR0uodFfqM?... #MusicSky

Watching the match highlights from last night, but having to mute when they sing Wonderwall. 😬

On the plus side, our Brazilian neighbour's birthday party seems to have ended quietly...

2am kick off? Okay, I think that does it for me...

Given the extremely low-energy performance against Senegal, you'd think Belgium would welcome a bit of FIFA corruption to motivate the players.

Whatever happens, England's World Cup will be no worse than Brazil's, so there's that.