There was no happy ending for Patriots' owner Robert Kraft today.

My gaming opinion most likely to cause a debate is that Grand Theft Auto 2 is the best GTA and should have been the basis for any 2D implementations.

*translation: Musk bullshits his way through another earnings call attended by people so cult-like in their adoration that they brought their own Kool-Aid cups, just in case.

Free ad campaign for the Superbowl: brand runs ad 1 declaring that all donations to immigrant-supporting charities made before ad 2 will be matched 100%. Then 20 seconds of showing donation links. Next ad break, run ad 2. Ride the moment, do some good, cheap to produce. You're welcome.

when both barstool bros and kurt warner are voicing disgust, the outrage at ICE has truly broken containment across a spectrum

Remember, AI has been around for several years now and the most obnoxious shitheads on the entire planet are still selling nebulous benefits. If it fixed real issues, it would sell itself. The smartest people I know talk about how hard it is to determine AI return on investment...

Someone just messaged me an unironic "best of Davos" video and, unless I missed Davos falling into an enormous fissure in the earth and descending into hell, while a thousand trumpets herald the event from the skies above, I think it will disappoint me.

Every now and then I'm reminded that Heat exists. Just a magical movie.

I want to see an NFL stat that shows all helmet to helmet contacts for players across their career. Not just called penalties, this needs to be any contact. Micro-damage over time. It will take time, but I'll put money on that stat lining up with cte.

Everyone's a resource to the super rich. Eventually you're going to be used up and then you're on your own. Brain damage? Chemical poisons? Life-changing injuries? Good luck with that.

Oh boy! The mock drafts are finally being shit out and I, for one, am unreasonably excited to hear the guesswork of a bunch of talking heads. I'm especially pumped for the headlines that make it sound as if these decisions have been made by the actual team and not Joe Schlub

Ok, I'm loving that Milton Williams fleece

Reminded that the NFL laughably calls the super bowl winners "World Champions". It's not even like the NHL and MLB, where they at least invite Canada to play.

I mean... just the wrong take right here

Dude I have no clue what a catch is in the NFL

By the transitive property, if I get some presidential letterhead, I will declare myself president.

Someone get this toy presenting a peace prize to Megatron

Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Look at this absolute queen

Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...

1. These companies continued to advertise on X as Grok generated nonconsensual sexualized images of kids (and adults). We contacted all of them for comment. All 37 either declined to comment or did not respond. NFL Shein NBA Outback Steakhouse Burger King ESPN (Con't)

At some point, you have to ask if winning seasons are worth having no playoff wins in almost a decade. Tomlin is good, but he's not good enough. The Steelers are going to have to burn it down soon and you might as well try new coaching talent at the same time.

Aaron Rodgers needs friends. Loved ones. There aren't people in his life to say "stop". He hasn't been good enough for years, but he keeps getting hired. Think of your knees, man. I dunno... maybe McAfee has dirt on him, so he has to keep playing for his appearances on the show to have meaning.

"You've got to put the cherry on the pie!" You sure do, Troy. You sure do. #nfl

Trump is deeply disinterested in reality and the mediocrities surrounding him have no incentive to tell him the truth. You don't need AI, just a room full of self-interested liars eager to tell the emperor how nice is new outfit is.

Why are so many wide receivers unbelievable pieces of shit?

Miles Garrett moves fast and then uses the guards like when you grab a pole to turn at speed - the big boy is part of the technique

...since they briefly thought the Watson trade was a good idea

Missouri taxpayers should be happy the chiefs are no longer draining public money for a private business. Stadiums don't help their local economy, so public money should only be offered on loan terms.

Tush push. Gluteus maxipush. Two guys, one shove. Forward ass. Rectal rush. Be gentle, it's my first down.

Jesus Christ, thank you! I've yelled "It's a rolling maul, you tit!" so many times. There is no maneuver in football like a scrum - nothing in the same ballpark. Laterals are just standard rugby passing. Tush push and pushing an upright tackled player are both mauls.

My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.

God, that coke commercial has the unmistakably fake look of AI. And this will be the best they produced - this shiny, weird, soulless series of disconnected scenes is the best they could make - and it still looks shit. Just rerun the old ads if you don't want to pay for good new ones.

Empire of the Sun had an aesthetic that was the basis for the only adaptation of Jodorowsky's Dune that might have been successful. You need people willing to wear insane headgear with absolute sincerity.

I love shit like this. It sounds moronic until you take the time to read the current kickoff rules - that shit reads like someone was mad-libbing their way through an NFL rules book

This NFL game in Madrid should be considered an aggressive act against an ally, much like tariffs.

Where can I get my YouTubeTV refund for this Commanders v Dolphins game being completely available?

A Few Good Men is always a refreshing reminder that great acting, great writing, and great pacing can deliver a compelling story in well under 3 hours. I'm begging Hollywood to make more movies you can watch between a child's bedtime and the point where parents pass out.

My thoughts on the Stephen Curry x Under Armour breakup… The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture. outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...

Bread and circus only works to quiet the masses if you don't lock them behind paywalls and carriage disputes. At some point the government is going to have to step in because the poors aren't being distracted anymore

As an eagles fan, I don't like the cowboys organization, but this kind of news is just miserable regardless of rivalries. His family and his teammates, current and former, must be a mess.

this is worse than when dudes comment on porn videos

Writing train on a boat describes Trump fans better than any joke I could make

Richard Wright is the artist behind the incredible floor tiles in Warhammer Quest and Space Hulk 2nd edition, as well as countless magnificent pieces for 40k & Fantasy. Over on Patreon I just published a written interview with Wright covering his time at GW www.patreon.com/posts/richar...

The Eagles aren't broken, but they do need to ask a lot of questions: Why is our run game so obvious? Where is our pass coverage? How did Dart escape pressure so easily? Is everyone doing shots at half-time? But most important, why do they look like they're slogging through games?

#Phillies shit the bed. Again. Top of the lineup forgets which end of the bat you swing once postseason starts. Middle to bottom of the order do their part but the big boys don't step up. Schwarber ain't worth re-signing if he's only racking up HoF stats in the regular season. Vanity numbers.

#NFL #nfl predictions wk5: Rams > 49ers Vikings > Browns Saints > Giants Jets > Cowboys Eagles > Broncos Ravens > Texans Colts > Raiders Dolphins > Panthers Seahawks > Bucs Cards > Titans Chargers > Commanders Lions > Bengals Bills > Pats Chiefs > Jags Jets v Cowboys is a weak result.