God, that coke commercial has the unmistakably fake look of AI. And this will be the best they produced - this shiny, weird, soulless series of disconnected scenes is the best they could make - and it still looks shit. Just rerun the old ads if you don't want to pay for good new ones.

Empire of the Sun had an aesthetic that was the basis for the only adaptation of Jodorowsky's Dune that might have been successful. You need people willing to wear insane headgear with absolute sincerity.

I love shit like this. It sounds moronic until you take the time to read the current kickoff rules - that shit reads like someone was mad-libbing their way through an NFL rules book

This NFL game in Madrid should be considered an aggressive act against an ally, much like tariffs.

Where can I get my YouTubeTV refund for this Commanders v Dolphins game being completely available?

A Few Good Men is always a refreshing reminder that great acting, great writing, and great pacing can deliver a compelling story in well under 3 hours. I'm begging Hollywood to make more movies you can watch between a child's bedtime and the point where parents pass out.

My thoughts on the Stephen Curry x Under Armour breakup… The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture. outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...

Bread and circus only works to quiet the masses if you don't lock them behind paywalls and carriage disputes. At some point the government is going to have to step in because the poors aren't being distracted anymore

As an eagles fan, I don't like the cowboys organization, but this kind of news is just miserable regardless of rivalries. His family and his teammates, current and former, must be a mess.

this is worse than when dudes comment on porn videos

Writing train on a boat describes Trump fans better than any joke I could make

Richard Wright is the artist behind the incredible floor tiles in Warhammer Quest and Space Hulk 2nd edition, as well as countless magnificent pieces for 40k & Fantasy. Over on Patreon I just published a written interview with Wright covering his time at GW www.patreon.com/posts/richar...

The Eagles aren't broken, but they do need to ask a lot of questions: Why is our run game so obvious? Where is our pass coverage? How did Dart escape pressure so easily? Is everyone doing shots at half-time? But most important, why do they look like they're slogging through games?

#Phillies shit the bed. Again. Top of the lineup forgets which end of the bat you swing once postseason starts. Middle to bottom of the order do their part but the big boys don't step up. Schwarber ain't worth re-signing if he's only racking up HoF stats in the regular season. Vanity numbers.

#NFL #nfl predictions wk5: Rams > 49ers Vikings > Browns Saints > Giants Jets > Cowboys Eagles > Broncos Ravens > Texans Colts > Raiders Dolphins > Panthers Seahawks > Bucs Cards > Titans Chargers > Commanders Lions > Bengals Bills > Pats Chiefs > Jags Jets v Cowboys is a weak result.

Looks like #NBC is trying to gouge YouTube TV viewers again and now feels it's ok to show us a bullshit banner message. #fuckNBC

What the F is up with the Ravens? Why do they just collapse in the big moments? Really feels like the coaching staff needs to be turned over - Harbaugh always looks mystified by his team doing something that is both dumb and ill-disciplined

Oh hell yeah! Elite level garbage!

NFL Facts: The New England Patriots were originally named for the Pat Riots, when many NE cities saw riots over rising butter prices. Prices were high for over six months after drunken Bostonians tipped thousands of cows, killing most of the NE dairy herd. This is a proud event in Boston's history.

#NFL #nfl predictions wk4: Seahawks > Cards Vikings > Steelers Texans > Titans Eagles > Bucs Pats > Panthers Chargers > Giants Commanders > Falcons Bills > Saints Lions > Browns Rams > Colts 49ers > Jags Bears > Raiders Ravens > Chiefs Packers > Cowboys Dolphins > Jets Broncos > Bengals

Revisiting Shovel Knight and it still kicks ass. My ass. Repeatedly. It's greatest trick is making every level feel easy for a long time, then you're suddenly getting dunked on so hard you wonder if you had a stroke in the last few minutes.

Everyone hates the #eagles tush push, but it's not like the eagles have different positions than every other team. Every team could do it if they had discipline and a strong enough QB. It's about coordination and strength; plenty of big, strong dudes in other teams.

Just a little note that #nfl games "exclusive" to a streaming service can be watched on stations local to the home market for each team. Hypothetically, if you can make the service you use believe that's where you are, you could watch those games. #cbs #disney #amazon #espn

#40k #aos Slaanesh looks tame compared with the devils of The Marquis. If you want to feel a little dirty after reading one of the most immaculately drawn comics of all time, pick it up and see what real debauched heresy looks like. 18+ unless you're trying to traumatize your kids.

#nfl predictions week 3: Bills > Dolphins Colts > Texans Vikings > Bengals Steelers > Pats Eagles > Rams Bucs > Jets Commanders > Raiders Falcons > Panthers Texans > Jags Packers > Browns Seahawks > Saints Chargers > Broncos Cards > 49ers Cowboys > Bears Chiefs > Giants Lions > Ravens

Yeah, me too, Daniel. Me too.

Respect the dead, but also respect the living. Don't valorize someone who chose to make the world a worse place by omitting, or outright lying about, who they were and the choices they made.

💜 My Enemy (VIOFLESH Remix) drops tonight at midnight Coldwave legends VIOFLESH gives their Darkwave, neon noir spin to “My Enemy” concluding the remix series which includes remixes by Circuit Preacher, Rotoskop and an orchestral reimagining by yours truly 🩶 Art by The Kitsunés bfan.link/VIOnemy

Opinion | Charlie Kirk's blood is on the hands of Democrats who failed to convince their Republican colleagues to support gun control.

Right wing politicians at least have the sense to make their appearances free of guns. They might back gun rights but they sure as hell don't want you to have them within range of them. Not sure why Kirk wasn't following that playbook.

"But, Daddy, when I posed for that birthday card for Uncle Jeffrey, you told me nobody would see it."

Reading any use of "yea"* (usually as a misspelling of "yeah") as if that person is a town crier. * "Yea" is pronounced like "yay". "Yeah" is the word they mean; it means "yes"

Xavier Worthy bouncing off Travis Kelce like he's a pinball bouncing off a bumper is kind of satisfying to watch.

I mean... yeah. Looks right for MAGA's team #chiefs #chargers

The referees will be allowed to use only 3 of these when reviewing a play. No overhead cameras, though. That perspective might trick the referees into believing they are God.

Most of Mr Beast's fans didn't tune in to watch the NFL. At most, 1/5 of NFL fans even know who he is. Who is this for?

Cowboy fans in shambles😂 #nfl #NFL #Cowboys #Eagles #DakPrescott #JalenHurts #Giants #Commanders #nflmemes

Spy Kids Armageddon is an... interesting movie. The bad guy actually seems ok. Like, he's out here trying to stop the world being shitty.

MMF Sale is still in full effect ✨ And I want to showcase more of my shop 💰 (and to thank @retroflow.bsky.social for making me make more pet minis) Tis I: www.myminifactory.com/users/Awkwar... #Miniatures #miniaturepainting #DnD #3dprinting #3dart #art #Characterdesign #Pathfinder

Another Orbital Megastructure piece - likewise, based on a sketch by @evlynmoreau.bsky.social #miniaturepainting #miniaturesculpting #scifiminiatures #28mmscale #inq28

The problem with any 40k chaos space marines (and marines, to lesser extent) is that I can't imagine them shitting. If you can't imagine that, they're not relatable. I can imagine most other factions doing that (admech and necrons are excused). It's a universal action.

Everyone mad at the Terminus Decree is doing simple math. There wouldn't be 10,000 Custodes to fight the Grey Knights. It would likely be a surprise attack of 1,000 of the strongest psykers in the Imperium. They "just" have to get through the immediate defenses. Unlikely, not impossible.

Just a quick reminder that Diogenes is the greatest philosopher of all time and should be taught in school

The president’s pro-child-rape letter to Jeffrey Epstein is a glorious example of his right to free speech and should be celebrated as such. by Greg Lukianoff and Bari Weiss

The Drug Enforcement Agency says almost none of America's fentanyl comes from Canada. But Truth Social user @bloodandsoil1488 says thousands of pounds cross the border each week. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know who to trust.

LAN parties to play counterstrike with your friends. Getting lost on a long bike ride and just vaguely heading in the "right" direction until you saw something familiar. Word documents that could fit on a single floppy disk.

#Playdate season 2 best games (12 to 10): 12. Catchadiablos: terrible movement, unclear hit boxes, and frustrating gameplay loop. A beautiful failure. 11. Shadow gate PD: a point and click from the moon logic era. Why? 10. Fulcrum Defender: too easy with a mediocre gameplay loop.

#playdate season 2 is great except for Catchadiablo. That game is shit. It looks nice but it plays like ass. If you need clever movement, forget it. Dodge bullets? No. Catch fleeing demons? Not a chance. Determine whether you'll catch a demon or if it will hurt you? You'll eat shit and like it!

Not my creation, but as the news focuses on the union and less on the city of Philadelphia during the sanitation workers' strike, I'd like to repost this.