There is even a novella to buy, with another one coming down the line. Again, they are and will be freely available even outside Patreon, but if you’re willing to toss a couple of coins my way: www.patreon.com/posts/150642...

Twitter is where I go for that holistic despair at the state of humanity. Nextdoor is where I go for the local flavor of despair at the state of humanity I might actually encounter.

Make it so that states can't offer less than a federal minimum of foods but they can offer more.

Jesus Christ! If you are weary, you are tired! If you are wary, you are cautious! Stop fucking it up!

Can't wait for tonight's primetime address. "Loser declares losing is winning actually!"

Sam Darnold, Super Bowl Champion. More Super Bowls than Lamar, Allen and Burrow combined. Glorious insanity.

lmao

Mortal Engines (great setting, tragedy, a lesson that victory doesn't necessarily make you happy)

This is free. And amazing. Just read it. It's a masterclass in "show don't tell". Paints a world without writing the history of the world. I just want more and I'm more than happy to pay for it.

- Quelques chose se trame à l'horizon. Rendez-vous le 7 Mai pour découvrir ma nouvelle BD : Pourpre-sang ! 🩸

ICE doesn’t belong at our airports. Our Office of Immigrant Affairs has updated guidance and you can call their legal hotline at 800-354-0365.

"You're absolutely right! Well done for catching that. There is in fact no evidence whatsoever that suggests immigrants to the UK are able to join together to form an enormous mech, like in Power Rangers."

USA Today--Biggie and Jay-Z frequently rapped about Cristal champagne, produced in France. Why won't Mayor Mamdani promote the burgeoning rose production in nearby Long Island? Does he hate America?

Come on ides, there's less than half a month left...

It's check their harddrive corner isn't it?

Downloaded this morning and already finished! Brilliant and tense and just downright fun! Does an amazing job of balancing the absurdity of cyberpunk with the violence of a world that values people less than our own. @gorangligovic.bsky.social - more please!

Colonial power getting big mad when the oppressed nations of America distinguish the citizens of that colonial power from everyone else of the continent.

Dude gets his answer and doesn't like it. Rejects answer.

Describe your favorite game poorly: - you inherit the basis of a regional economy and become embroiled in events that suggest magic is real or you hit your head on day one.

Mock drafts are the biggest waste of time.

Fighting in hockey should be banned. It adds nothing. The idea it self-polices the game is disproven by the NFL, which is no less physical, yet doesn't tolerate fighting.

Trump has already maxxmogged by finding multiple alternate bases for the tariffs, thereby reclaiming aura and- You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

There was no happy ending for Patriots' owner Robert Kraft today.

My gaming opinion most likely to cause a debate is that Grand Theft Auto 2 is the best GTA and should have been the basis for any 2D implementations.

*translation: Musk bullshits his way through another earnings call attended by people so cult-like in their adoration that they brought their own Kool-Aid cups, just in case.

Free ad campaign for the Superbowl: brand runs ad 1 declaring that all donations to immigrant-supporting charities made before ad 2 will be matched 100%. Then 20 seconds of showing donation links. Next ad break, run ad 2. Ride the moment, do some good, cheap to produce. You're welcome.

when both barstool bros and kurt warner are voicing disgust, the outrage at ICE has truly broken containment across a spectrum

Remember, AI has been around for several years now and the most obnoxious shitheads on the entire planet are still selling nebulous benefits. If it fixed real issues, it would sell itself. The smartest people I know talk about how hard it is to determine AI return on investment...

Someone just messaged me an unironic "best of Davos" video and, unless I missed Davos falling into an enormous fissure in the earth and descending into hell, while a thousand trumpets herald the event from the skies above, I think it will disappoint me.

Every now and then I'm reminded that Heat exists. Just a magical movie.

I want to see an NFL stat that shows all helmet to helmet contacts for players across their career. Not just called penalties, this needs to be any contact. Micro-damage over time. It will take time, but I'll put money on that stat lining up with cte.

Everyone's a resource to the super rich. Eventually you're going to be used up and then you're on your own. Brain damage? Chemical poisons? Life-changing injuries? Good luck with that.

Oh boy! The mock drafts are finally being shit out and I, for one, am unreasonably excited to hear the guesswork of a bunch of talking heads. I'm especially pumped for the headlines that make it sound as if these decisions have been made by the actual team and not Joe Schlub

Ok, I'm loving that Milton Williams fleece

Reminded that the NFL laughably calls the super bowl winners "World Champions". It's not even like the NHL and MLB, where they at least invite Canada to play.

I mean... just the wrong take right here

Dude I have no clue what a catch is in the NFL

By the transitive property, if I get some presidential letterhead, I will declare myself president.

Someone get this toy presenting a peace prize to Megatron

Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Look at this absolute queen

Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...

1. These companies continued to advertise on X as Grok generated nonconsensual sexualized images of kids (and adults). We contacted all of them for comment. All 37 either declined to comment or did not respond. NFL Shein NBA Outback Steakhouse Burger King ESPN (Con't)

At some point, you have to ask if winning seasons are worth having no playoff wins in almost a decade. Tomlin is good, but he's not good enough. The Steelers are going to have to burn it down soon and you might as well try new coaching talent at the same time.

Aaron Rodgers needs friends. Loved ones. There aren't people in his life to say "stop". He hasn't been good enough for years, but he keeps getting hired. Think of your knees, man. I dunno... maybe McAfee has dirt on him, so he has to keep playing for his appearances on the show to have meaning.