time for a little fun: tell me your LEAST WOKE 16 digit card number, CVC and expiration date!

what about banning Lighthouse Family voting. sorry guys. your music was too bland, now you're not getting a ballot.

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect picture of Garfield, but with a gigantic erection and a sweet pair of tits. It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him.

unrelated, but if anyone fancies a very reasonably-priced kit kat hmu

my beautiful olympus pen-f died. it's very much been around the world with me and i learned everything i know about photography with it. not sure whether to simply get another (already have a bunch of lenses for it) or save up for a little bit and get a ricoh gr iii

shut the fuck up

going to set up a group that observes groups that observe elections.

weird that my baby goes missing every time i throw out the bathwater

Of Mice and Men 1992 ‧ Western/Drama ‧ 1h 55m

i'm grotesquely hungover and i'm going to an 'all you can drink' boxing night later. i'll be dealing with the repercussions of these actions for some time.

whether you agree with his methods or not, you can't argue with results.

didn't know it was HBO. maybe there'll be an episode where harry does too much coke and beats someone to death.

long week, but meeting my parents shortly at a particularly nice sky bar.

I think it's great that the kids there have worked out that they can get her to say literally anything in the national media, and they get to be moved to a proper school into the bargain.

the spell that causes people to go blind is "hey, how's it going" and doesn't require a wand

this is half true. i was one of the trolls he paid. i gave him false information and used the money to send Xi Jinping a box of cigars and some robux.

i posted some material for my students last year about book reviews and this morning it received its first and only response: the turd emoji.

oh so now you're against violence towards children

seems like a good omen!

each new student to hogwarts must first put on a magical hat that determines which bathroom they're allowed to use

i listened to a michael ian black special years ago and folks, he should rename himself michael ian 'blech' - not a laugh to be had!

on the bus watching the harry potter series on my ipad, tutting and shaking my head periodically so everyone knows I'm one of the cool ones

god i used to love stealing mobile phones. feel differently now, and have since come to regret my actions. haven't done it since October last year (the 20th iirc). some little ginger bloke in london. omw to hand it in to the police.

"You're absolutely right! Well done for catching that. There is in fact no evidence whatsoever that suggests immigrants to the UK are able to join together to form an enormous mech, like in Power Rangers."

i would GLADLY allow anybody i love to be hounded out of society for ONE new episode of Clifford the big red dog.

my cousin did set design for the new harry potter series and she told me that 99% of the dialogue is long-winded and meandering rants about unisex toilets

if you're unhappy about the criticism you're receiving for being a harry potter adult (HPA), simply complain about it during your nightly teddybear's picnic and treat yourself to an extra rusk

how does this even work. did Iran fly a giant, gift-wrapped parcel over to washington with "For Donald" written on the tag?

iran should hack their siren so that it plays the benny hill theme

it's funny to imagine someone who is rightly disgusted by rowling but completely incapable of moving on from the cheesy boy wizard bullshit they liked when they were 9 years old

Always worth noting about Melanie Phillips is she is cited in Anders Breivik’s manifesto as having inspired him

The UK govt didn't condemn the US's illegal & unprovoked attack, they haven't called on the US to stop, they're helping the US & they won't criticise the US targeting civilian infrastructure. Govt minister this morning: "its the Iranians that have escalated the conflict"

reckon a couple of balcony beers is the move

my incredibly based and intelligent adult son Germany is on his phone, trying to order a sandwich from Block Blast

i feel like bad lieutenant is the most aptly named movie. could have potentially gone with a stronger adjective but otherwise, a very solid title.

not a violent person at all, but i know for a fact that i could stab rupert bear. zero hesitation. zero provocation.

this is going to revolutionise fatal road traffic accidents

i would love to live in a dark and forboding forest by myself

funny that it was someone's job to dig through a pile of burning rubble and jerk off benjamin netanyahu while he was dying