lol she got his ass and he knows it

another reminder that tummynips are a really cool fashion statement and that its really cool when sonas have them even if it doesnt make practical sense in the slightest and biologically doesnt make sense

I cannot express how important it is to surround yourself with people who genuinely love you and encourage you. Especially in online communities. These friendships can be just as real, even if you haven’t met in person.

"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper. They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer. If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help." 🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.

Sorry I've been reposting this a lot lately, but I'm still looking for a place to live. I'm not at imminent risk of homelessness but my current living situation is not healthy for me.

id fuck my own twin/clone

“riolu is a baby pokemon” ok, first of all, every pokemon is baby, so write that down

Imagine being head over heels obsessively in love with one specific person and then at the snap of someone's fingers all those intense feelings of love are instantly transferred to someone completely different, without it seeming strange at all

Finished commission for @corvidcaws.bsky.social Tell them they're a very good critter~

You don't have to like incest or most any kinks really but to say that people who like a kink are horrible people is pretty shitty Fiction isn't reality and if you're so concerned with real-life abuse, worry about real-life solutions, don't grandstand against people drawing stuff they enjoy

godddd of fucking COURSE work has to throw a fucking headache at me in the last two goddamn hours

sniff kiss 🦊💕 www.patreon.com/rometwin

past the halfway mark for the daaaaaay god i wanna go home and just do nothing and rest

Last overtime day... just nine more hours to go... god capitalism sucks

fuck jk rowling ! #mlp #transrights

Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art. I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.

The Scholar

blugh, only one 11 hour shift left, then the weekend...

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Howdy HEY BLUESKY!!! Long time no see! I got some excited news! Short of the long of it. @ane.boston as made a terrible mistake and I get to capitalize on that! Maybe with your help??????

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

I straight up configured these when joining bsky ages ago to mostly be warn/show & more than half of them were set to hide when I just checked, lol

#Hypnovember Normalization, convincing you that whatever you're told isn't something to obey, it's just a normal thing to do. Friends telling you it's totally normal to not wear pants around them. Even if they're wearing theirs, you know it's normal and expected that you don't.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Be safe, and don't you dare go hollow.

A moka pot is $15. Get fine ground coffee, gently pack the grounds into the filter, fill the bottom with water, screw on tight, and put on the stove. While that's going, heat milk in the microwave then use a $10 frother on it. Syrups are $5 for a giant bottle. DO NOT CROSS THE PICKET LINE.

someone trying to flirt with me: "Hey, you hang around here often?~" me:

Also a good time to check ALL of your Bluesky moderation settings A couple of them were put into "Hide" without my action

The double splitscreen shot from 1:13-1:42 is one of the most insane shots created during the photochemical era. You’ve got a real woman fondling Maroon and Valiant at both ends of the shot, with the woman’s body hidden by splitscreens that run along the edges of the fluted columns in the BG…

Gonna be real, I don't expect a modicum of solidarity from most furries who play Fortnite to not play/stream this season. People jump through five million hoops to justify doing it for FNAF.

Shoutout to incest for being hot as hell It's late so I get to say whatever I want

The birthday of the ever-cool and amazing @dracthewriter.bsky.social has arrived, and he's as encouraging of others' desires as he is for his own self-indulgence. Saw this handsome drake on a walk and suddenly nothing else mattered but worshipping him all over, starting with his lovely stompers~

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

I need to be so clear that even if none of Mamdani's (extremely common-sense) policies do end up realized in practice, I truly just wanted to hear someone actually attempt to fight for them

hey New York what does it feel like to vote FOR someone as opposed to merely against the worse guy, you're out there living on fae magic the rest of us have forgotten

you can win without billionaires supporting you you can win without party leadership endorsing you you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to

Adding permanently swirly eyes to the ref sheet

You trust your roommate. You want to help with your roommate's experiment. The pretty colors are part of his experiment. You will keep staring at the pretty colors, because you want to help him. You will cook your roommate dinner. Do his homework. Suck his cock. You're such a helpful roommate~

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

So there is a phrase I saw recently that has lived in my head rent free since reading it. "Sex is something you do with your teeth" And like, I've been thinking on that, not just in the literal (but certainly in the literal) but also in the abstract...

Huh. Didn't know you could get a three-of-a-kind in a personality quiz.

For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it -Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment -you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨

Did you remember to pet a mustelid today?

I'm likely losing my job at the end of the year. Anyone in the south Seattle ish area have any leads for me to get a new line of work by then?

While I'm at it with sharing sketches; here's a sketch that I did a little while ago that I probably won't finish. Enjoy! 💕✨ ( #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw #feral )

See a back, post a back! Seeing such a fine bear as that, I can't help but ass mine own to the mix! Hope you like it~

Your art isn’t bad just because it’s not selling right now. We’re in a recession and people don’t know when they’re gonna eat next, nobody can afford fun things because the economy is crumbling. It’s going to be hard a while.

Just saw a very cool piece of art shared in a Discord server, and I wanted to share it too, but the link was to Twitter. So I found the same artist in bsky, and they haven't shared the piece here, so I ain't sharing that art after all. Artists: do better.