Anyone wanna do Peter Griffin x Joe Swanson roleplay w/ me? Voice Chat REQUIRED!!

Thieves always keep things interesting...

im like a werewolf but instead of the moon turning me into a badass wolf its a bad day turning me into a massive bitch

people always asking about killing Baby Hitler. What about Baby Ghandi? Baby MLK Jr.?? These Idiots know Nothing.

Jesus was into some kinky shit dude. This cup of water?? It's actually wine now and is my blood Drink Me. This Bread?? Yeah that's actually my Flesh and Bone Eat Me. I wish I could have a harem of 12 boys wanting to eat me alive...

My fyp on Twitter was porn and gore I couldn't fucking stand. Left that site for good a while back bcse of it Now my fyp (and all my feeds rlly) is porn and gore. Life's beautiful. Merry Christmas, Animals

Religious tip ~ If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones

where i create from

happy holigays from riley and hypeckii! ❣️🧟‍♀️🍄🐾🎅🦌🎄✨️ #art #OC

wishing for a modelo christmas

I better get what I want tomorrow

i like this npc

The ones that came before you. CW: trypophobia.

Martenzilla downtown

Me: No one would ever steal my sandwich and eat it away from me The sandwich freak: …

The women love my Schoolastic Swag

Need someone who'll match my 5 GOLDEN RINGS energy that I bring to the other 11 days of christmas

Is it too much to wish for an irl friend to ask if I want pets?? Am I too far gone??

I tweeted this out twice and idk y this one did insanely better than the first time

Always talkin' 'bout your gun And how you hate your son treating people like scum suckin' out all the fun

I think the Friend's List in many gaming apps/services/whatever should just be called a whitelist. I am barely acquainted with a lot of these people let alone """Chums!"""

Lulu invites you to her childhood room

Most beloved child

Never be disappointed instead of mad. Real haters don't hide behind false statements.

❄️ HOLIDAY ALERT❄️ Because of how much we LOVE you all, out of the goodness of "our hearts", we have put "Egg Squeeze" on sale for 60% OFF for the duration of the holiday season. Squeeze around the Christmas tree. Light the menorah and use the flame to cook an egg. I don't care. #indiedev

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

hot girl shit

BREAKING NEWS: Gen Z say they want Red 40 BACK on store shelves! No more "hard drives" and "downloads" -- they want the REAL DEAL!!! #physicalmedia

Looking at people hold pens/pencils the way you're supposed to throws me off so much. I will never hold a stylus-like object like this. EVER!

If any of y'all know What's Up plz TELL ME ASAP!!

christmas

Me with a blunt in one hand and a 3DS in the other: "OK google, what's a demisexual?"

No, it's Not stolen valor!! I was bullied into not playing as the girl pokemon trainers since I was little. You wouldn't understand...

i really want porn, i am feeling so sad 😭

gorp?!

Sex 2 isn't happening. Here's 5 Sex spiritual successors you can play right now!

I don't want my children to be gay. They get to play with sticks, rocks, and metal hoops until they're 18. Don't even wanna risk it!!

smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me

every JRPG studio needs a true pervert on their team and its up to you if it'll be The Worst Guy Ever or Alpha Dream circa 2009