There once was a Lying King who wanted a Nobel Peace Prize! But bombing boats and zip tying children were not lies! So the committee wisely said the Lying King could go f**k himself! And any future talk of prize for him was put on the shelf!

Simple rule, Donald: The Nobel Peace Prize doesn't go to assholes.

Congratulations To Maria Corina Machado, Peace Prize! Not a peace plan if It's coercion, corruption, Colonists seething. This political Theatre, shadow games, note, Still no Epstein files. #DailyHaikews #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @sonnetsmith.bsky.social

Here’s your prize Lying King!!!

It’s hard to award the Nobel Peace Prize to a guy that maybe brokered a temporary peace deal after he ordered 500 tons of nutrient rich biscuits destroyed instead of saving the lives of desperate, starving babies.

Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social.

So the Nobel Peace Prize was given to someone who fights authoritarianism and was not given to an actual authoritarian. Makes sense to me.

Fetterman is just Sinema in a Shrek suit. She never left Congress.

Conspiracy peddler Alex Jones, who profited from slandering Sandy Hook victims as hoax actors, now begs the Supreme Court to halt his $1.4bn defamation doom, wailing about free speech chills while his empire crumbles to satirical buyers. #SandyHook

The guy sending armed masked forces into peaceful American cities against their will didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize? Yeah, sure… shocking. MAGA MORONS. 😂

Guy who is zip-tying American children and shooting pastors on the head with pepper balls wants Peace Prize.

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

I would have loved to be in the room when #POTUS learned that a woman who leads the resistance in Venezuela won the #NoblePeacePrize

ILLINOIS Candidate for Congress @abugai.bsky.social : “You said Prizker & Johnson need a history lesson - I’d like to give you one: when masked men are kidnapping entire families, naked, zip-tying their hands and throwing them into U-haul trucks… they’re usually not the good guys.”

Shapiro: I filed that amicus brief last night to make it very clear that the Pennsylvania National Guard is under my command. The way the President has chosen to deploy the Guard in other states—and, in at least one case, deploy the Guard from one state into another—is extremely dangerous.

I am not lazy I’m defying the cult of Productivity #emoetry #haiku

Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺 Mortimer the Scottish deerhound. Lover of dance. Wizard of happiness. "Someone let me know he was all wound up and ready to dance, so I grabbed the closest thing to me and that’s what we danced with today 😂 ENJOY! 🐺 🎵"

After yelling and obfuscating to senators for hours, Dick Durbin hit her with this one: "Eventually you are going to have to answer for your conduct in this. You won't do it today, but eventually you will." Suddenly, she went SILENT.🔥 She knows. You're phucked, Pam....just sayin'

Yes on Prop 50

Junior says he doesn’t watch Fox anymore because “it is so ridiculous” how biased they are against his dad, he complains they barely ever invite him on now, and “they’re just about clickbait.” (I did not speed this up).

Man she’s in his head

So the American taxpayer eats it twice, once on tariffs and again on a second farm bailout. I’m glad farmers are getting help, no one should lose their farm, but it’s remarkable how fast “socialism” stops being a dirty word when the checks clear in red counties.

A new White House memo says that furloughed federal workers aren't entitled to back pay. This is clearly against the law, which guarantees furloughed federal employees back pay for the duration of a government shutdown.

bsky.app/profile/mtkm... Rather appropriate, isn't it?

Just got assessed a $800 US Customs/Import Fee on someone shipping us back a laptop that the company bought from Brazil, in case you're wondering how the tariffs are going

🚨🚨PEOPLE EVERYWHERE Say NO to ICE. Show them how many members of the #Resistance there are in America. This is our country... NOT THEIRS.

The other day I Clashed with some math teachers but I was outnumbered #vss365 #haiku

Never Never forget

we hit 2 billion posts today! 🥳

10 billion dollars to bail out the farmers because China won't buy our soybeans and a 20 billion dollar bailout to Argentina, who are selling 10 billion dollars worth of soybeans to China. Can someone explain to me why the f--k we're giving 20 billion dollars to Argentina?

A judge blocked Trump from sending Oregon's National Guard into Portland. That same judge then blocked Trump from deploying California's National Guard to Portland instead. This isn't a "left wing" judge — Trump appointed her. Says a lot about Trump's authoritarian power grab.

They really don't want to release the Epstein Files, huh.

Harvest Moon shots eastern PA.

Vice President of the United States JD Vance

@abcnews4.com @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy

Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) went on Fox News and explained the consequences of Trump’s government shutdown in one minute.

Exhausted isn't the word I'd choose, more like disgusted!🤬🖕🏼

This overhead timelapse of corn being harvested.

Happy Ctenophore Day! These glowing ocean drifters look like jellyfish but aren’t! They’re comb jellies, shimmering creatures that light up the sea with rows of beating cilia 💙🌈 Which species can you identify? 👀 Most are raised in @pawelburkhardt.bsky.social lab #CtenophoreDay #CombJelly #Ctenophore