Man it must suck to be any dog owner other than me considering I got the 2 best dogs in the whole fucking world

not liking vinegar is a sign of a weak disposition

Instagram thinks that the business account I run for the venue I manage is a trans man

not to be the old man yelling at cloud meme but i hate "crash out". very annoying phrase. shut up, shut the FUCK up

my buddy David

I think my friend Io said it best www.etsy.com/listing/1743...

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't piss your friend's pants

rotating the name “detlef schrempf” in my mind

Ketchup is good actually

lost my FUCKING keys

The Sixth Sense. I assume I would stay myself and not become a psychic kid, so this would basically be getting paid $10M to live in late 90s Philadelphia

Hey @cosmicbowling.bsky.social you’re not in Flagstaff are you? If not, a perfect doppelgänger of you is riding a scooter down Milton rn

wrong I’m watching My Neighbor Totoro twice

proposal to replace “communist” with “non-buynary”

those engagement bait things that try to use reverse psychology never work on me because i’m too good at following directions. “don’t look at the caption” okay, I won’t.

my dogs are not well-trained because while i have taken responsibility for their physical wellbeing they maintain sole authority over their own spirits

one of the worst types of film discourse online is “[young famous person] looks just like [famous person from a previous generation], they should play them in a biopic!” please stop imagining shit ass movies we have enough of those already

nowhere has heard me make weirder noises than the inside of my car

📎🖇️📎🖇️

Jobs suck ass. I am against any politician who threatens to create more.

Welp, then I guess we better let your shit head industry die then 🤷🏻‍♂️

If you burn my flag I'll jerk you off!!!

Premiering tomorrow!

we live in a miraculous age

Coming this Friday

one of the defining artistic achievements in modern music history imo

Michael Rooker aka Evil Woody Harrelson

i think Stygian Bough Volume I by Bell Witch and Aerial Ruin might be one of the best metal albums ever recorded

beastie boys, margaritas, breaded shrimp… life is good fellas

c/o @nicholaskole.bsky.social

Premiering tomorrow

i fucking love walking dude. taking a big long walk is so fucking sick

what if i get really into disc golf as a bit

what is the charge, sir? eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal?

funeral doom metal

those videos where someone has AI upscaled a classic cartoon like Popeye or whatever are so satanic

Tomorrow

Coming to the show this Friday

@momoisdead.bsky.social @jimpissin.bsky.social do you have any interest in seeing Deafheaven with Gatecreeper and trauma ray at the Nile on May 23

my wife has started calling the cat Kyle (his name is not Kyle)

Givyaehbonehr

thinking about Hayao Miyazaki’s reaction to AI animation again

pornos

Val Kilmer (1959–2025)

pop music used to answer real questions like whether you would have gotten married earlier were it not for the presence of cotton eye joe

Coming this Friday

Who wants spaghetti? The Killing of a Sacred Deer is available now

Coming to da pod this Friday with special guest Hannah Detwiler