No more

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are urging parents to stand against wealthy social media companies that they said prey upon children with algorithms designed to exploit personal data.

Man, the princess of power tour was such a great experience. Just a roller coaster the whole way through

Consent-Based Consumption: A Nuanced Look at Feeding Your Face to the Leopards

It's like super great when all of your kids are very smart and conscientious riight up until your 18 year old son is arguing with you over whether you can take Zofran with your other meds while you are asking him between heaves to fetch the bottle from the cabinet 😅

I'm so fucking tired can't we please just have good things I mean fucks' sakes we're all so goddam tired we're just trying to fucking survive and thrive and be happy and together and jesus fucking christ why can't we just have that just let us fucking have that you evil goddam BORING wannabe dragons

amazing

Helom I do an ‘spect

But I don't WANT to pay to explain how plan a project and a project team I want to be paid to do it without the intermediate steps of LEARNING to do it *sobs in unrealistic expectations*

when the squad is talking amongst ourselves in the group chat about lives and jobs and our thoughts on our lives and jobs and then you stand back and go "I can't believe we're allowed to be in charge of anything even slightly important, ever, seriously". Like where are the adults? Are we the adults?

I was looking up cat skeletal structures because either the Striped Menace's front legs are too stubby, or the siamese boy's front legs are too long, but SOMEONE'S LEGS ARE WRONG, regardless, and I was given this amazing link, which now I give to you all in turn: www.aofoundation.org/vet/about-ao...

You know you have successfully preserved your cultural heritage when you report that for some reason all of your left hand gloves are missing from the garage and your child asks you if you did something to piss off one of the fae.

Props to George Soros. Hundreds of thousands of paid protestors yesterday, and yet not a single copy of a check or any evidence of electronic transfers to them.

We have officially reached the point in the dystopian hellscape in which if I was employed as a White House staffer every day would be a knock down drag out fist fight between my need not to starve to death due to inflation and my intense desire to just sit back and enjoy the theater of the absurd

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Exhibit A

You will pry my Wellbutrin out of my cold, dead hands

I have lately seen many strange people talking about theories of gravity, mass, and space, and misinterpreting generally accepted knowledge and new theories. And it worries me because believing something for the sake of believing is the same mechanism by which you arrive at other flawed ideas 1/2

January has lasted several thousand years

“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates to something like “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

Perching a dead fish on one’s head is timeless and classic. It’s called FASHION. Any day now he will explore his artistic potential and smack a yacht. gizmodo.com/orcas-are-we...

Ever-vigilant

some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair

How my day went

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

I understand we’re having another spike of new arrivals from That Other Place, so welcome, here’s a celebratory fruit basket, please be aware that orcas are our national mammal here, they embody the “fuck it, we wreckin’ yachts” revolutionary proletariat spirit we prize so highly

How is America doing? We are doing this well

This week in photos

If you’re American and eligible to vote then that is a very small and usually relatively easy thing you can do to materially reduce the prospects for advancement of Early Career Hitler and anyone who tries to convince you not to do it for whatever reason can be safely ignored

*You changed a contact’s name from their name to an emoji in 1 app* Your phone: say no more fam!! *changes the contact to the emoji across all applications* Me: well, it was effective I guess

Amazon Prime Day is actually just a harvest festival reworked to make Christianity more palatable to the pagans

he has concepts of a plan

Repost this when you find him

History conference, 2238 Historian 1: I'm a specialist in the early 2000s Historian 2: I'm a specialist in the 2020s Historian 3: I'm a specialist in 2024 Historian 4: I'm a specialist in summer 2024 Historian 5: I'm a specialist in early August, 2024

Setting Boundaries