I had an art teacher explain how we illustrators are considered “art whores” to our fine art brethren. He tried to say that it’s not true, we are valid artists! Me: FUCK YA! I’m an ART WHORE! Teach: N…no that’s not the point. Me: I’LL DRAW WHATEVER YOU WANT, BITCHES! PAY ME! Teach: Jesus Me: MONEY!

It’s a little confusing to use Pinterest to collect advertising and packaging design because sometimes I confuse Real Ads with Content

Got logged out of the app and forgot to log back in until now 😭

Pricing things makes me want to vomit. I wish someone would just do it for me tbh.

Social media is rotting my brain

I’m a simple man! I get asked to draw drag performers shmokin weed as pokemon and I go: hell yeah I WILL be there 🫡 💗🎤 @pattybourree.bsky.social 🌼 🫦 @dragqueenjp.bsky.social 🍄💙 @violenciaboston.bsky.social

Everyone make a little MORE noise for Andi van Dyke or you’re homophobic :///

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Andi van Dyke fan page type behavior over here

Whooooo will I see 🥰 (new poster by moi)

Why is my work… so loud today. The HVAC is huffing and puffing today.

Sneak peek of a #wip ❤️

No one on Bluesky took me up on my tipsy iPad drawing offer but here is a ‘slinky dog’ request from a mutual on X

Introduce yourself with 4 movies

HOSNDODNDKDKDKDJDKDNSKSNDKSNSKSKSKDMKSKSMSKSS anyways :)

hot people are so powerful (I’m cleaning my apartment rn)

I’ve had an influx of new friends over here, so if we’re mutuals on another site and I don’t follow you on Bluesky, plz feel free to nudge me! ♥️

Wait seriously though hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (genuinely did someone add me to a list or a starter pack because WHAT)

Guys all I wanna do is draw my little gay people but I’m being FORCED to do my job

Being forced to be like… cleanly… and actually get my room together so it LOOKS like I’m someone who takes care of themself

5 minutes to draw your outfit :3

Did I get added to a list or something omg hello new friends

warm lines save lives. please share 💖 credit ig: @/inclusivetherapists

Wait is today portfolio day lmfao

Drawing my gay little shapes

I really went buckwild in photoshop today in a way that I haven’t in a WHILE

ISO Vintage Queer Kink Zines and Publications 👀

crux ascending. graphite on paper

Person who keeps confusing Hawk Tuah and Towa Bird

horse (made for my Nana’s Horse Riding Program’s holiday card)

Morose Chicken? Installed.

Poster for Screamtime with Stabitha Christie 🔪🩸🥰 I’ll be there 🥰

This is how I spent my NYE btw

Crash Out Bandicoot

#Artvartist2024 😘🤪

Made my Grandma AND my Aunt cry with this painting of my Grandpa tho

Made my mom cry with this gift

Told my Grandma that I attend drag shows and she pointed to a photo of me as a child and said “what happened to that good little girl?” 😌🫶

Unwell (doing more projects in December than I have in most of 2024) and loving it

Wanna do Art vs Artist 2024 but I can’t even remember what I did this year that’s worth sharing 🤪

I feeeeeeel like y’all are not appreciating how crazy I am for this tbh

Christmas present #wip :3

finished painting for a Holiday Card ✨

I just need to get Extra Cool