David Boomer is always so spot on.

I normally don’t approve of prison rape humor—but this made me spit out my coffee through my nose.

Joe Rogan was simply better at being a piece of shit than he was at being a comedian.

My hometown of Pittsburgh SHOWED UP! Man I love it there!

Funny because it's 100% true.

They're eating the 401ks! They're eating the Social Security! They're eating the retirements of the people who live here!

Everything that maga claimed Soros was doing is being done right before our eyes and not a peep from the right

I'm thinking phELON and his little group of BITCH BOYS- instead of referring to them as DOGE (dept of govt efficiency) we should call them what they ACTUALLY ARE- DOUCHE- Deployment Of Unauthorized Clowns Helping Elon. there. fixed it.

I hoped a better America would rise. I saw it in my dreams. So that means it’s still possible. Because dreams cannot die.

So today is my wife's bday. I just wanna know which one of y'all's thought it was funny to get her a used broken president as a gift? #TemuPresident

With the cold snap hitting us, just a reminder.

What a year! Bluesky opened its doors just last February. Since then, we opened federation, launched video, rolled out trending topics, and a whole lot more. Happy New Year, and here’s to a great year ahead! 🎉

Today let's practice turning "why me?" into "watch me!". Then do it again tomorrow, and the next day, and the next... Good morning!

The meme I didn't know I needed

Is anyone else in Steelers Nation still upset about trading Dionte Johnson? Get over it. We definitely won that trade. #HereWeGo

Thank you to the Canadian Prime Minister for trying to educate the president-elect on tariffs. www.cnn.com/2024/11/29/p...

To all the pups that have left paw prints 🐾 on my heart.

I’m thankful for everyone using Bluesky, everyone building on atproto, everyone listening to our message and sharing our dream of a better social media ecosystem that puts people first. We’re going to do this together — thanks for joining us on this journey!

My day is progressing nicely. Happy to see the color. Looks like it's ready to be temped.

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Whoever came up with this… Touché!

"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.

I’ve been posting this like crazy. Thirty states have local elections. WI and PA have Supreme Court elections and VA and NJ have statewide. Want to send a message to Trump and MAGA? Win those races. OK has primaries on Feb 11th! Want to fight that lunatic Education Sec there? RUN for school board!

Always remember to support the artists. They will be key to getting us through the next 4 years

Resisters @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social @nmkc-auriemma.bsky.social @nolongerconfused.bsky.social @redawn.bsky.social @thiswillbetheday.bsky.social @ambercoss.bsky.social @maff84.bsky.social @vivelamaquis.bsky.social @desi-dez.bsky.social @dianemosborne.bsky.social @catatonic-catnip.bsky.social

Found my mom's classic Thanksgiving turkey recipe.

You could save a life with a simple repost!

My one constructive criticism on BlueSky, as a community: we need to “like” less and “retweet” more. In the absence of an algorithm, that’s the way we find each other and reward good content.

All of "this" (waves hands dramatically all around; i.e. facism) is pretty much caused by weird-ass tech bro billionaires realizing the sci-fi movie and TV heroes they worshipped(and the actors who played them) would fucking despise them IRL. Democracy dies in a foot-stomping geek temper tantrum

If you still have a Twitter or threads account, start encouraging more people to join Blue Sky, especially if you are European. Twitter (X) is being used to manipulate elections globally and suppress information. Post at least once a day, encouraging others to join. #bluesky

In 55 days, this building will become the epicenter of corruption on our planet.

H5N1 is on the rise. You can still get tests mailed to your residence. covidtests.gov

MAGA is fixated on “replacement theory” and black people wanting to replace them. In all honesty, that’d be a downgrade.

It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.

Under the guise of defending free speech, Musk has turned X into one of the most restrictive, deceptive and manipulative platforms on the internet. He promised to make X a source of truth. He was called out by his own AI for being one of the most prolific amplifiers of misinformation. ...🧵

Different game same post. Starting to get flashbacks to Matt Canada vibes, minus the obligatory jet sweeps

Leak the report. Pass it on.

Good morning to all BlueSky peeps! Have a great day! #sunflowers

We have a shit ton of trolls coming here They're losing traction on the hellscape & r getting desperate So its simple: DO NOT ENGAGE REPORT IF THEY THREATEN OR PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE TELL US, THEN BLOCK If you engage with them, they'll be everywhere Does everyone understand the assignment?

This billionaires item has no reviews on another billionaires site.

Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies. #bydhttmwdi

Bring on the night