One man did this.

I laughed way too hard at this one

This shit wouldn’t be happening under Harris/Walz.

This is what happens when people speak up.

Guilty

I keep seeing this and all I can think about is how Elon should definitely do us all a solid and go tf to Mars.

How sweet. Hold up…

“Is everything ok babe? You haven’t touched your anus garlic pickle.”

Every time

Why are the whiniest bitches always maga?

FAFO yall voted for this nonsense

Don’t tease me with a good time. I’m seeing what’s behind that fence. 💯

Pretty much this. I’m the king of romance. 😂

People who voted for Jeffrey Epstein’s little buddy hated a halftime show calling out a pedophile. Makes sense.

This is from 3 yrs ago but it’s your reminder that we don’t deserve Dolly.

All day.

Me: “OK I’m only going to get milk and bread” Me 30 mins later at the checkout line:

Me heading out of Krispy Kreme because the “hot and ready” sign was a lie.

True story

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My annual reminder that Prince is the best halftime show ever and I’ll gladly die on that hill.

Ladies if he can’t make some homemade alfredo sauce, swipe left. It’s like 3 ingredients and a pan. 😂

Gas prices up $.30/gal overnight but tell me again how Joe was sleepy.

Nothing says authentic cowgirl like pornstar make-up.

DeSantis is proposing a six-week sales tax holiday on guns and ammo because if there is one thing FL needs, it’s more guns and ammo and less tax revenue. 🙄

This is your daily reminder that Elon wasn’t elected to shit

F those kids 😂

Happy ground hog day

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Hero

“Helicopters have the ability to go up and down. They have the ability to turn.” - President Donald J. Trump (Stable Genius)

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