not complaining but it would be cool if the opportunities had better pacing

Is all of chelsea like this or do i just work somewhere with fucked vibes

A beautiful woman told me she gets excited when i’m working cause my coffee is so good

someome just came in and asked if i had whipped cream for their dog

why do nyc apt walls have everything except studs in them

i'd like to get invited to strange occurrences more often

today kinda like baseball in that i’m exhausted extremely bored but every 30min something exciting or concerning happens: “ooh one of my favorite musicians want to start a band together” “ahh the blood is supposed to stay inside”

When i make a decaf Carmel latte for myself I feel like when my dad would could a cut a 2 by 4 with a circular saw just propped up on his leg “do as i say not as i do”

job so boring i can see why my predecessor started hitting the watermelon daiquiri machine a little too hard

the monitor is not a window

love is one billion dollars

being a perfectionist is bad for you, bad for the work, and bad for the people around you

every summer i’m like “maybe the city is too much for me” and then i leave town for a couple days and within a couple days i’m dying to get back

Why does everyone want to see oasis so bad, am I missing something?

Woodpeckers are so cool

first slide of first day of experimental percussion class

In taking down all our decor to move I realized jamie has sooo many paintings and I kind of want her to show them somewhere

to me, 3 hours is a normal amount of sleep to get before waking up abruptly and totally like a switch has been flipped on

it really keeps me on my toes that both of my girlfriends have the word "parapraxis" in their vocabulary

can anyone cover my shift my girl looks too beautiful in the morning light

Maybe i won’t mind the heat if i get my E back up to like 1600

waiting all weekend to see if you get approved for an apartment is sooo fun

my wife is calling me gay cause i said my most male quality is that I really like saunas

You can learn so many things by just doing stuff

Nothing will make you more like this guy than working food service in Williamsburg

always feel like i’m scaring the hoes when i do poppers at the indie rock show

I can already tell that hannah's armpit photographs are gonna change the game

hannah is taking such beautiful phots of armpits. It’s like when you hear a record so good it makes you rethink your entire perception of a genre

wait is a butch basically like a boyfriend who does the dishes? might have to convert after all.........

Nerves, nerves, nerves (via @picnic-mag.bsky.social): defector.com/nerves-nerve...

full body laser got me feeling like a rotisserie chicken

dick so good i’m doing phenomenology

took adderall for first time in a couple weeks and started hunting flies in my apartment like a cat

god bless the 2 old dykes running the only dispensary in cape may

With the updated RCV totals just released by the Board of Elections, our campaign has officially earned the most total votes in a primary in New York City history.

I love singing the highest voice in a 3 part harmony with 2 cis women

I like thinking about all of our film cameras that started their lives as tools for photojournalists or tour group photographers or high school picture day or product photography and are now being used to document sex parties and stuff

WWJD: what would jeansgliacci do

THIS IS LEZ OUT JULY BITCH!!! WE CLOWN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER BETTER TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO PRIDE MONTH!!!

when she leave wearing your clothes exclusively

The problem is that the desire to write and essay can be sated by talking to your friend about for like an hour

infinite genocide of the nyt editorial board

it’s so awesome that love is real

Intervention for your girl bc you see she started engagement farming online

i actually love when women give me homework

alternating between picnic and shonen jump

once again — if you’re one of the fortunate ones in a big blue city you need to start thinking about how your community can handle a big influx of vulnerable, scared newcomers. this is not hypothetical, it is happening now

i can only repeat this so many times but similar to abortion the government cannot end gender transition medicine (for youth or otherwise), it can only increase the danger and precarity of the lives of those who access it. essentially no mainstream media recognizes this correct framing

i would go to war for love