Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔 Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY. I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.

I wrote half of this. It was more than a Tolkien effort for everyone!

I believe I stole this from @joshdrescher.bsky.social one year

For our final festive giveaway, we've got a Raw Fury Master Key up for grabs. 🗝️ The key unlocks all current and upcoming titles... So trust us when we say this one's a cracker!🎁 How to Enter: 🫂Follow us! ♻️Repost this! Contest ends on New Years Day at 10am GMT! Good luck!

If I was Carol, the first thing I would have asked for is for them to immediately record a shorter message after the first time I heard it. :|

Thanks to @kflay.bsky.social, I know how to pronounce acetaminophen

look how they mAIssacred my boy

If only

Today's Classic Cover of the Day is Sabriel by Garth Nix, illustrated by husband-and-wife pair Leo and Diane Dillon!

Printed up pretty nice! @kaaauthor.bsky.social #animorphs #blockprinting #printmaking #linocut

I've never lost Whamageddon. When does it start, because I just heard it today.....🤣☠️

He would have been 18 today. I still miss him every day.

Finding out you survived another round of layoffs when the last one was less than 6 mos ago is relieving, terrifying, and massively depressing.

Hi please check your closets for this issue of Play, it's the last one we need and nothing makes my librarian ass grumpier than missing exactly one issue of a publication. Two is fine, one makes me obsessive.

Was wondering a couple months ago if maybe the bunnies that hang out in my backyard had died as I hadn't seen them in a while. Suddenly realized I actually hadn't seen them because I never go back there anymore because Caesar passed away.

This is high art

I somehow missed the chicken attack/yodeler song is a whole series: www.youtube.com/watch?v=miom... www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dAU... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qvO... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySxy...

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

WRT "May you live in interesting times" We are living in The Onion times. At first glance, I can no longer be sure if the article headline I'm reading is satire or not. I do not wish to live in these times. Thanks, @theonion.com

I wonder if the librarian will be upset again this year when they realize I have to pay for a card renewal (weird zoning law issues or something). Maybe I can see if I can pay for a couple other people's cards too.

MFW when I return an eBook 10 days early to the library and there's 200 people in line to check it out

I love that @profanity.accountant exists. Need to up my fuckin game

Yes plsssssss I need this #nostalgia right now @tacobell.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/F9pbS7V... #chilicheeseburrito #tacobell

Decided to do a search here for art done with ProCreate, and forgot that procreate is also a verb

Some time ago I requested all notes/records from my doc, & looking them over today, I see they described my "general appearance" as "Calm, Cooperative, Interactive, disheveled" and while I don't disagree that I probably freq appear "disheveled", I want to know how specifically they decided that

Let's go!!! 🚀 Here's a link to the Open Beta for Flashes (iOS-only for now)

Defender's Quest 2 is released www.fortressofdoors.com/defn/

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

La colorimétrie de #severance 🤍

It will never win because no one remembers it....but vote for Silencer! www.gog.com/dreamlist/

Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more

Don't Look Up

I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

Dungeon Clawler release day is here🎉 (Ad/Gifted) You wanna have a chance to win a Steam key for one of the most unique and fun roguelikes I've played this year? 👀 To be in with a chance: 💜Like and share this post 💜Comment 💜Snag extra entries on 🐦, 🧵, Twitch and YT ⤵️

Realised it was the PS1's 30th anniversary in like two weeks, and it did me immense psychic damage.

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Would it be presumptuous of me to ask for your view on a tie issue?

If you're games industry and following some folks already, reply with who you are and what you do, and then re-post this or whatever it's called. Let's try and find each other on this new place

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Last Epoch 1.0 is out now! You can hear me as the voice of Acolyte in the new release. This was an exciting project, so get ready to wither before me!! store.steampowered.com/app/899770/L...

Welcome to the New Hellsite @jaredhonda.bsky.social !

Checking my Twitter feed now is like checking the mailbox if there were wasps living inside it I want my mail I guess but at what cost😔

rummaging through 4 social media apps like a raccoon, looking for a scrap of good content

that's me in the corner that's me livin' park life communing with the pigeons

Welcome to the New Hellsite @illuminatedgames.bsky.social !

Welcome to the New Hellsite @emevanswalker.bsky.social !