bad day to be a sandwich in my lunch bag that i made last night

Soak was super effective!

making an appointment to get my nails done at the same time as my wifes wisdom teeth removal appointment #solidarity

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POKEMON

This guy gets it

me with a daith piercing that is literally fighting for its fucking life 24/7: what if i got a rook and an orbital conch and 2 helixes and also 2 more lobe piercings and an anti-tragus

Reminder: under no circumstance should you give discord your ID. It is gonna -suck- trying to set up alternatives, and this whole fiasco is going to damage communities, but you CANNOT give them your info

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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me in FFXIV when the DPS i dance partner'd dies

copy of majoras mask with some stupid dead kid in it named ben . upped the gameshark on lil man and he was mad as fuckkkkkkk

leon kennedy amiibo

only jiggle physics i care about are the ones on scooby doo’s jowls in the 2002 scooby doo live action movie

A girl just told me this scene from CUCKOO cracked her egg, so you can't tell me shit.

i dont like men i like leon sexo kennedy

Leon Sexo Kennedy

Of all those murdered by ICE/CBP, this man’s Go Fund Me is the most underfunded.

buying ur own groceries is so awesome cause then my bitch mom cant tell me im putting too much meat on my sandwich

mirenth q’ael

"pervert animation" does not mean "big titty bounce physics". it means whatever the gba fire emblem team was doing for critical hits

playing fallout new vegas for thr first time w my wife…. this is how games were meant to look. we should have stopped here

Fun! Fun! Pingu is a simple adventure game, but it captures the charm of the iconic claymation series really well. It even has a dedicated 'noot noot' button!

KIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Thancred: can’t believe im going to be 40. I don’t want to be 40. Yshtola: [about to say “die then” but trying to practice conscious empathy] Alisaie: die then

Buggy’s!!!! i didnt forget about u bsky… #onepiece #buggytheclown

wife wont stop making me listen to this youtu.be/VMBylNJQEbg?...

been thinking about this post all fuckin day

i miss mirenth q’ael. whatever

Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House. #thelockedtomb #tlt

higj protein trend is so annoying PLEASE stop telling me to eat an entire cup of blended cottage cheese

miss mirenth so much recently but idrgaf about xiv still so im just running on modern au fumes. i think she would vape

if mirenth was a hyur/human i think she would always wear her hair in twin styles like pigtails or twin buns because i shrimply think she needs the balance of two Things on either side of her head. also i think her hair would always be really long instead of her cutting it short as she did miqo

the most important thing to know about sfairenth is that in their office worker modern au mirenth posts 24/7 to her small tiktok following about being obsessed with her hot dyke boss and she gets called into an HR meeting with her about it

mirenth would love to say 6 7

being deaf is actually pretty awesome cause if i put my blanket over my head i basically cant hear anything going on around me

having a black cat is so funny because i’ll be yelling “IS THAT A CAT? HELLO? ARE YOU THERE?” at an amorphous blob on my bed in the dark, turn on my phone light and sometimes its a lump of fleece blanket and sometimes i flashbang my poor unsuspecting kitty

girls love it when I cleave one half of the arena and then turn and cleave the other half

disco elysium good actually sorry for taking so long to realize

its finally time

no sleep due to change adverse anxiety for life changes i happily and willingly will be going through later this year girl Whatever get a grip

its good to be 29 years old and cry my eyes out watching love live concert videos