I've been sick all weekend and had to call out of work yesterday and today, and now a fuckton of ice just fell on my car from this stupid apartment's roof and I cant seem to catch a break I'm over New Hampshire, this place has been nothing but cursed

I've now decided that circumcisions work this way too

While going over discharge instructions with a patient and her mom, I made a "6 7" meme reference and even though they all laughed, I can safely say that that was where the day began to fall apart

I don't understand how summer enjoyers can pretend that this isn't the best shit ever

"inchesting" has done irreparable damage to my vocabulary

To my friends and others attending ANE: Have so much fun and be safe! And remember: Beer before bagel, you're in the stable. Bagel before beer, you're in the clear!

I would never forget to pet my equine friends. Can you say the same?

Why do these potatoes got such big dick veins??? 😳

Call him Dan Flashes, with how complicated his pattern is (OC, Gravenstein)

"I cAn'T hIt My PrOtEiN" ⅔ cup Iams sensitive tummy kibble, 10x30 clawing the shit out of the furniture, 15 minutes running fast as fuck through the apartment at 1am, 3 catnip mousies a day, 2 hours grooming yourself in the sun, 30 minutes whacking at a rainbow string

The main reason pickup lines, flirting or whatever never work on me is that I’m entirely too autistic to understand that that’s what’s happening. If you want to fuck me you have to tell me outright or I will NOT get it. Flirting with me is like playing chess with a pigeon who keeps eating the pieces

Damn gurl why are you so jacked

This pony has good taste

Secret horse things of course!

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Hi #portfolioday ! I'm an author, illustrator and cartoonist. I'm always interested in drawing stuff for books, and I have a serialized gothic horror webcomic, titled Sable: A Ghost Story, which you can read now! Sablecomic.com

I keep showing Tellie this picture to instill in her that she can achieve her dreams

Celebrating making through a tough work week without doordashing food even though I really want to by doordashing food Happy "today is my Friday" to me!

Piss horse with piss flowers send post

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It is Tellie Tuesday. Happy Tellie Tuesday.

Going to work this morning there was a three car pile up followed by a fender bender followed by a five car pile up all within a few hundred feet of each other, in clear weather with good road conditions and I'm not even surprised, New Hampshire and Vermont drivers are actually just like that

Give me a broken can opener and a glass of wine and anything is possible

Hear Me!🎺

This felt/ultrasuede grouse collar I made for my high school graduation ceremony is 3 years old now :> 💙🪶 #telekitneticart #formline #indigenousart

The most relatable horse

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

"I'll give Tellie some catnip as a treat today!" "Oh no."

I'm glad I spent the last two weeks trying to educate myself on the history of Venezuela so that my takeaway from this morning's events didn't end up being, "Dictator=Bad so this is good" Dictator IS bad, but kidnapping a president with no declaration of war is a dangerous precedent-

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

I'm hardly original in saying this, but a lot of people are going to try to make this about whether Maduro being gone is good or bad as such, rather than the blatant violation of international and US law in a destabilizing act of aggression. Don't fall for it.

Horse eating spaghetti through the window sure why not.

Oooohh, so its not my year after all! My mistake!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

I wish more people would talk about this movie because its one of my favorite things ever made ever, I absolutelly love this to death

My favorite piece of the 2026 New Year's Concert has been the "Railway Galop", by Lumbye, so I had to record it. Like, c'mon, a steam trin themed piece, using an actual vintage train bell and train related sound effects? (Bluesky only allows 3 mins max, so I had to remove part of the intro, sorry)

also theres this #doodle

We're already 13 hours into "The Year of the Horse" and no one has proposed to me, offered to eat my ass, or showered me with money and gifts. This is unacceptable and your ancestors will hear about this.

Show me how you draw horses 🐎 Stopping myself from sharing the Dogland horses but their dogs art for once ur welcome

i painted a horse

Oh hey 2025 is over finally Happy new year!

@xdirigo.bsky.social The evidence is piling up and your silence speaks volumes.

Oh dang its really raining Thank you motion-activated flood light that's directly outside my bedroom window for goijg off every four seconds because it's raining so hard, I love being woken up by a light show

Btw, 2026 is the Year of the Horse.