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You can adopt these creatures here on bisonrimant.fr ✨

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Felt like Moose from @babystepsgame.bsky.social needed a bit of fan art 😂 🫏✨

I had an anesthesiologist be kinda rude to me and I didnt take any of it lol My coworkers told me he was trying to show dominance and before I could filter myself I replied "Well jokes on him, I'm kinda into that." 🙃

✦ Proximity ✦

Me horseposting on this webbed site

Isn't it crazy how dinosaurs evolved into chickens and now you can buy them in the mail

Creacher

Tellie was so mad about me getting called into work she screamed at me while I was brushing my teeth

Fat Horse No. 2 It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple

Is it?

I almost made it to the end of my contract here without getting called in while being on call 🙃 Oh well, more money for moving!

Had a lady with dementia this morning as my first patient, she was so sweet and for whatever reason started talking about how trans people should be allowed to just live their lives and how God knows who we're going to be before we're even conceived It was an unexpected and pleasant conversation!

I should be working, and yet...

It looks even better framed!

Inshalla they will be microwaved

fattest sheath in the Lylat system

Brother Gregor

Its kinda crazy how excited I am to have a dishwasher in the new apartment, I feel myself more excited about the prospect of cooking and having people over for dinner than I've been in years

Happy Nurse's Week, here's a doohickey if you so choose to accept it! Honestly though, what the fuck is my travel company trying to do? Other travel companies are giving their staff like, entire crock pots, or nice jewelery Out of everything my company offered, the best thing was a body scrubber

This would have done numbers on tumblr

OPEN FOR THESE. My employer was late on paying me for over a MONTH and now I'm behind on. everything. so a couple of these will really help me out of the red!

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

my latest creation

Forget "bird bath," this bitch is having a whole bird shower

exhale 🐲💨

Man

Me: *tries to go to bed early* My brain: "this is earlier than normal, must just be a nap. Wake him up in two hours and make sure he's the only recorded person to ever wake up from a nap feeling fully refreshed and ready to take on the day even though only almost midnight." Me: "Well... fuck..."

Full blown Poo Brain attack 😔 Its said that 1 out of every 1 cat suffers from Poo Brain, with your help, we can raise those odds.

Seconds before a "Poo Brain" attack

Real thinkers know what's up 🤔

That first one is valid, the second one is so horse coded I love it!

Oh no. I have been shellacked.

The Connoisseur. Gouache and watercolor on paper. Dreaming of autumn... Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/vmad...

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Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

I know people complain about different types of apples but if I'm going to be real, I don't mind when an apple has the texture of Styrofoam, really scratches a specific itch

Gosh, I'm so excited to get back to Maine! I never once thought I'd be excited about moving but the new apartment is so nice and I just want to get started with packing and getting rid of things

The Darkness would like to come in

From our paws to your maws! 🍕

If I had to pin a music genre for horses it would be dubstep It just feels right

Medieval theme Commission piece for @musclechubrhino.bsky.social Bladesmith 🗡️ 🔨 🦏 #vonzentart

This is officially my last travel contract, gonna be moving permanently back to Maine! Its been fun and I've had some good adventures but I miss my frens 🥺 AndnI guess my family too lmao

Pullin up proper 😎

A peek at the recent batch of hand-printed canvas patches! I always love the texture it gives my prints 🖼️🪡 #art #merch

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