"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

Wisconsin had some wild local food options, can't wait to irradiate myself!

*Buys a crate*

I was sitting between her and the hay. 😡

Which one of you car fuckers nutted on my tire???

Something I was reminded of at work this week: When you get old, a simple fall can give you a list of injuries that more closely resemble the results of a car crash than just falling over

I give SO MANY fucks 🥰

Me at my friend's when I' halfway across the country for work

Tag urself

My tiny, tiny little horse brain cannot imagine that its even possible to get sunburnt between the months of October to May which is why I've now had two sunburns in the last six months

I've been getting a lot of YouTube ads for horse supplements and I feel so seen but also I yearn for a reality where ads no longer exist

I seem to have found myself on a little hike 😊 Central Wisconsin furs, where are yall at? I have coffee!

HIS LITTLE TONGUE BLEP

I made a post about gas prices going up and how I literally drive across the US for work and immediately deleted it cause like... People are dying, schools are getting double tapped with missiles, etc all for the pedophiles in power and me complaining about gas prices felt so out of touch

I haven't bought a new computer/laptop in many years, and my current laptop was bought for school, so I decided to treat myself with my tax return and bought a laptop thats so much more powerful than my desktop back home its actually just silly! Can't wait to be able to play heftier games again!

Big Tarp is behind every evil in the world and only horses know it

Jimi was so brave. We did some groundwork and played with some objects! He wouldn’t touch Big Tarp because brain could only take so much, but he did his best with everything else!

My dad whenever I'm shopping with my parents I'll physically move him so other people can get by (gently grabbing him by the shoulders and scooting him) and he gets so pissed 😂

Its supposed to get to almost 60°F this weekend, and the only suggestions foe things to do that I've gotten from coworkers is hiking or becoming an alcoholic, so I guess I'm going to go for a hike!

horse study #horseart

Need me a man who's obsessed with ass

My mom had to call the police because I'd gone missing from the backyard when I was 3 years old. Turns out I'd seen a bird and followed it up into a soccer field that was near our apartment, so basically I was kidnapped by a bird 😅

Having dual citizenship means I get to choose the secret third option: Canada. Never too late to offer to marry me so you can escape with me to Canada too!

Is he... you know... 💅???

NEW JAGO & SHERVIN COMIC: Shervin gets bullied!

Paper mill maintenance and uhh... paper mill maintenance but Canadian

Chastity cage

I've taken to calling this recipe I've been working on "Oops, all Legumes"

First day of this contract was sitting at home doing online trainings Today I actually get to go do stuff! Hope i like this facility!

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It's a Horse Moment

Had to have the landlord put some boards under the cabinet because Tellie found a space that she was adamant about squeezing herself into, looks like the boards are working as intended 😂

The thing about being from Maine is that anytime you see "Maine" you just

The 💕🐴💖 of us

Its actually crazy how much this cat just existing in the same space as me makes me happy

You think thats just blanket??? Psh, yeah you would think that. That lump is actually Tellie sleeping like a log. Its actually crazy because she doesnt like being under the covers, I guess she's just tuckered from international and interstate travel

かわいさのあまり昨晩からコツコツ描いていたドウデュース産駒の駁毛ちゃんのファンアートです　かわいすぎるよ〜〜〜😭

Trump during his little speech:

Phantom of the Comfort Inn

Even after two days in the car (her least favorite thing) she still shows up to work at the bakery Inspirational, when you think about it!

There's like 7 kids staying in the same hotel as me and they keep running up and down the hall and stopping outside my room to have loud discussions/arguments 😂

Ontario (The Province of) is huge! 8 hours of driving and I crossed maybe a third of it? Made it to Michigan, I really missed these mid-west(???) sunsets, they're so much more orange and pink!

I only packed the essentials

When the chiropractor is getting ready to break your neck and sever your spinal cord: (This is a really cool piece!)

Made it to my first stop on my way to Wisconsin! Travelling through Canada cause its faster and I save almost $70 in tolls! Tellie's favorite part of traveling is exploring the hotel rooms! She hates everything else about it 😅

Leaving for Wisconsin today! I'd be on the road already but I don't think Tellie's anxiety medication has kicked in just yet 😅

Persist against all odds