don't tell mario that the fabric of his reality marks dk as the protagonist of existence

donkey kong bananza is so fucking cool

I'm just repeating rumors I heard online, but I've heard that the main hold-up in making this is that Mahershala Ali insisted on making a "good" movie

the good ol' xkcd 2071 dilema

Mwah 💋

i always found it cute that the little splat words are like a blend of kana/latin characters, and you can still kinda tell what the word is. friends = nakama = nkm, family = kazoku = kzk, solo = hitori = htr

Finally got around to finishing this.

elphelt drawing

there were people in their 20s and above building their personalities around she-ra

HOLY S**** SQUIDWARD!

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

thanks to gen alpha humour 6 is no longer afraid of 7

"Ladder" and "stepladder" are two separate words in Japanese (Hashigo and Kyatatsu) but in English, one contains the other. I don't know if this makes the "ladder or stepladder" nitpick from Ace Attorney funnier in English or Japanese.

The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass

i like that i said this when id already started rewatching keroro which i only ever got <20 eps into as a kid and will probably get further now

In 2D Mario platformers, Mario can either crouch or slide, but is denied the ability to sit in place. However, with a specific setup in Super Mario Bros. 3, Mario will come to rest in a sliding animation, finally allowing him to simply sit.

ポリーンちゃん🎤 向こうよりちょっとだけ画質いいver.

バニーミドナ👯‍♀️

struggling to make dawn look good so i spun her

"without witness, without reward" is a really good principle to follow. whether it's action, kindness, providing aid, or charity, you can do a lot of good in this world without seeking the validation that comes from the number on your post going up.

everyone could stand to be at least a little meaner to dc and marvel

“Mugger!” Alex Heel

nobody: the british amiga game mascot:

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

Walkin' heavy after fine dining, at Yoshi's

thank you alayna

They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time. Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief. Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time. Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.

*gives you an elphelt #GUILTYGEAR #ggst #elphelt

I don't like angy-posting but like what did you expect? you cannot be that gullible

literally, gacha games are designed from the ground up with psychological tricks to optimise the money out of your wallet be it with pretty girl art, fomo, loot boxes, free spins (1st hit's free), predatory pricing models, & more. They'll use any trick in the book to turn you into a paying customer

Posting old comms, but ngl I really liked this one

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

some sentences are so beautiful that they transcend the language barrier

the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs

rookie mistake: metal gear is not "video games" but "hideo games"

here we only do one bit piping steaming liquid shit

Let's go, Soul! Maka Albarn from Soul Eater.

why the fuck didnt they let ike keep the domon alt

This standalone North American Super Mario Galaxy 2 page didn't exist a few months ago?? They clearly rushed its creation cause they only have three screenshots and one of them is from SUPER SMASH BROS FOR WII U??? 😭

no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is

Stop the set, that guy's updating the supercombo page on his phone

delete later but trying to get better at rendering clothing Left is doing it blindly, right is after watching a video. Progress? I guess?