That score looks better for Arizona than it actually was

Pretty sure she’s quoting but also this has big “I can quit at any time, trust me” energy

Yet another Big Ten championship game

Oh yikes

I wish I wasn’t too lazy to make my own beef tallow but the South Chicago Packing spray bottle is a cheat code 🎮

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

I work remotely tomorrow so my taking a sick day depends on if a student schedules an appointment with me 🤪

I get sick once every 5-7 years and I’m so mad that this time it’s only a 5-year interval 😵‍💫

Randomly went to a bookstore today and it was kinda cool seeing couples browse in there (it was the self love section)

I forgot this was all star weekend

This episode has been a nightmare for my city and state, but I hope people realize it’s also a profound defeat and political catastrophe for Trump and DHS, who are slinking away having accomplished nothing. Minneapolis simply wouldn’t bend to them and they lost

The feeling of showing up on time to work (is quickly matched and easily surpassed by the feeling of getting 30 minutes extra of sleep)

Everyone who said they were boycotting the halftime show gonna somehow know specially what they didn’t like about the halftime show.

The were saying this coach needed to steal signs tho

unraveled is *two* people, doing work that much bigger newsrooms aren't

I keep showing up to work with 0 intention of doing any work.

I know I talk a lot of shit about them but the cinnamon roll at Panera has me in a chokehold.

Sadly today is yet another consecutive day that I have to cook my own breakfast.

I am now in need of a gym bag 🥹

After six years of south texas winters i was not ready for that midwest cold. I was dying of death the whole time

Been in Minneapolis the past week ish. Here are some photos I took while I was here.

Also, I officially want a Porsche 911.

I wondered if the alarm clock I bought myself for Christmas had firmware updates. Turns out it does, with new features I’d be mumbling to myself about this last month lol

We just won but it feels like we lost lol

🙏🏾

Lions make me fucking sick

Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.

I got two 4K blu-ray movies (Pinocchio and The Shape of Water) a new wallet, and new bedsheets for Christmas (plus all the stuff I bought for myself). Another solid holiday season 🙏🏾

Made myself some cheese eggs and breakfast hot links (hot links made before 11am)

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

I think every Starbucks in my city is closed because of “labor issues” lol what a Christmas miracle

Maybe it’s just me getting older or sharpening my appreciation for the film but I’m really seeing how fast paced It’s A Wonderful Life actually is.

Only the Lions man

“60 Minutes” abruptly dropped a segment about Trump deportees sent to a megaprison in El Salvador Sunday — two hours before it was set to air

I thought Hutchinson had wheels but maybe not that much

I’m Speechless at how dumb this is

(I secretly thought that that rumor was so insane that at least a small part of it was true, but damn.)

For those counting, in the past five years that's the U-M Provost Martin Philbert, former president Schlissel, and now the football coach all unable to have some fucking decency

Lmao this institution has an infatuation with men who will fuck anything in sight.

Two golden retrievers, not a thought in the world

Nobody Black is going to believe that white people in DC stayed out of a Black man’s business long enough to drop off two bombs.

Second. Love running into @letmicahdown.bsky.social in the wild 😂

First. . .

I love watching vintage uninspired Lions football

My office is all-remote next week and I took half of Tuesday and all of Wednesday off from work. This is absolutely my favorite time of year.

This woman did one good thing in her entire public life and that was TOO MUCH for the Republican Party