Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

I think every Starbucks in my city is closed because of “labor issues” lol what a Christmas miracle

Maybe it’s just me getting older or sharpening my appreciation for the film but I’m really seeing how fast paced It’s A Wonderful Life actually is.

Only the Lions man

“60 Minutes” abruptly dropped a segment about Trump deportees sent to a megaprison in El Salvador Sunday — two hours before it was set to air

I thought Hutchinson had wheels but maybe not that much

I’m Speechless at how dumb this is

(I secretly thought that that rumor was so insane that at least a small part of it was true, but damn.)

For those counting, in the past five years that's the U-M Provost Martin Philbert, former president Schlissel, and now the football coach all unable to have some fucking decency

Lmao this institution has an infatuation with men who will fuck anything in sight.

Two golden retrievers, not a thought in the world

Nobody Black is going to believe that white people in DC stayed out of a Black man’s business long enough to drop off two bombs.

Second. Love running into @letmicahdown.bsky.social in the wild 😂

First. . .

I love watching vintage uninspired Lions football

My office is all-remote next week and I took half of Tuesday and all of Wednesday off from work. This is absolutely my favorite time of year.

This woman did one good thing in her entire public life and that was TOO MUCH for the Republican Party

GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour

10 in a row baby

Taylor Swift’s whole image is curated to make her seem younger. Including hanging out with 23 year old Caitlin Clark. Taylor is 35. That girl is probably a lifelong fan.

This Tigers season is getting a side paragraph in future US history textbooks.

What an absolute clown show

i don’t think tommy kahnle wanted to have tommy kahnle in here

We’re still in it 😅

They make FRAM filters. Bruh.

SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.

We shoulda beat the Packers man

Love the decision, love the playcall, love the throw. Dan Campbell forever.

Feels good man

Oh my god my Lions are showing OUT

Three blocked FGs in three games back to back 🥲

"sorry about the whole concentration camp thing. if you come back we pinky swear we'll be normal"

I think the damage might already be done bro

This all changes so so rapidly, but as of 6:30 PM on Sunday night, the argument appears to be “every bad quote of Charlie Kirk’s has been taken out of context, and with thoughtful critical analysis you’ll see there’s nothing wrong with them, but if you posted them online, you should lose your job”

Ain’t think we were getting cracked like that on national television week 1

Jalen Carter might not make it out of the city.

I applaud Monarez's refusal to resign. This small act of defiance has probably put a bigger spotlight on the antivax insanity of those fucking people than any other recent action. Especially to Cassidy, who is responsible for all of this.

Despite what some Democratic consultants suggest, the pro-democracy party’s first question shouldn’t be, “Does stopping fascism poll well?”

I need the logo guy on instagram to remake this into something at least halfway decent.

"By age ten, they should be denying the existence of anything they don’t like or that upsets them. Spinach, math, girls, slavery, whatever. Well, wait, not girls. Girls exist. Two genders. Two genders only."

This video makes it clear that many federal agents aren’t stopping residents based on warrants or reasonable suspicion — they’re abducting people based on racial profiling and only then releasing them once their status is verified. This is blatantly unconstitutional.

First day back on campus for the new semester and there’s already too many people on the bus 🫨

A lot of other retailers have 2 day or less shipping. Just look at lil. Canceling Prime >>>>>> Especially since they added ads to prime video. So I was paying for Bezos to wear ugly ass jeans? Foh

People are reading AI-generated synopses of books and then claiming they read 100 books in a week. This is how the abolition of books began in Fahrenheit 451: classics were condensed into five-minute summaries for those too busy to do the reading. Later came the burnings.

Dark Sky would’ve never done this to me.

Apple Weather app: “Rain today? Nah…” *5 minutes and 5 inches of rain later* “… I mean yea”

not to say that elon shouldn’t [novel length redaction] but this is specifically about the super bowl from last year mashable.com/article/x-tw...