Tom Cox 7 days ago
My dad was in a supermarket near the Yorkshire-Nottinghamshire border and a woman said to him, "Hey, LAD, reach me two of them pies down, would yer?"
After grabbing the pies my dad said he was 75 so wasn't technically much of a lad any more.
"Yeah, but I'm 85," she replied. "So YER A LAD TO ME."