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Halfway through The Zeus Constant. Goddamn this book is good. I can see why Callisto Khan got assimilated into the Maria Ying mass after writing this

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Finally editing this fic yall yay

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NODDING SAGELY AT A MAP OF THE MEDETERANEAN WHILE I PREPARE THE TRANSGENDER LASER

Yet more delightful worship for a deserving lord.

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My 'do not do anything weird with the grass' t-shirt... etc.

I'm into a lot of admittedly weird stuff. So I'm not really one to kinkshame. But I know some of y'all are into feet and honestly? Weird.

//mother big role in book two, needs best owl to keep watch for //SCAN BOOK ONE// hungry sisters, colossi, the bad mother. 11011 will watch watch watch, will keep mother safe. mother will say '[chthisar], so much better than your lazy inattentive sisters' and give mouse.//

It was a mystifying choice for book 1 not to focus on the protagonist, but luckily book 2 rectifies this.

🌙Me reading a passage about Mada reading fanfic about the hounds and Persephone and getting jealous; and also getting jealous 👀

//more mother. every page without mother people pleading “where is mother so smart and wise where where where” and then she is there and so smart with pockets full of mouses. not bad mother like others. best mother.//

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//eyes like my lens on mother’s shield. all the better to see mouses. very very good. maybe 11011 is mother’s symbol? very likely//

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all lesbian paladins become devotion paladins when it comes to women

My Lord Hades Can't Be This Cute!! 😖

To who ever stole the litter of lubricant from warehouse BZ omega that was not human grade at all please report to the medical ward.

This, too, is worship.

I chose spoil, which is why I make a regular habit of leaving her half-eaten dead mice. She has yet to appreciate my work, but such is the burden of being a God.

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"The last sentence is gonna fuck you up, or your money back!" - The Maria Ying Promise ᵀᴹ

Homophobic that half the pantheon are here but neither my spouse nor my lover are. No one for poor Aprhodite to bicker/flirt with...

I have only known 11011 for a day and if anything happens to it I'm killing everyone in Elysium and then myself

🌙 When @chthisar.gunmetolymp.us perches on the counter and stares at you unblinkingly its endearing; but when I do it, its either unsettling or "incredibly charged?" Make it make sense.

☀️do like Athena and repeatedly show up in our lives in a way that makes it clear in ao many unspoken ways that she can decide the course of our mother's life and death like a constant, unquestioned matriarch. That fucks em up real good.

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Nah, the real dichotomy between Athena's aunts is creepy or wet

Because of @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us’s propensity to yeet out babies at escape velocity, the #EODM’s remit extends to non-terrestrial hazards too! You wouldn’t want some space debris falling on your house, now would you?

Athena @wisdom.gunmetolymp.us has a Wet Aunt and a Dry Aunt.

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Disaster management needs to be considerate of the needs of all Elysians. This is why all of our evacuation centres are certified lactation friendly spaces.

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I know the precise manner and time of your death. I also know what you will eat for lunch next tuesday. For one of you these may be related.

Here ya go! thank you 100 followers, I hope you enjoy.

Bonus: Persephone in Zeus' pilot uniform. (She doesn't seem very happy).

I have a couple of devious surprises if we hit 11k ;)

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Did I get my job because I wrote fanfic where Zeus and Hades hug and cry and talk about their emotions? Possibly. Only @wisdom.gunmetolymp.us knows for sure I guess.

YES. THEY CAN. IT'S NOT ILLEGAL FOR A BUTCH TO BE A BRAT. IF THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS. IT'S JUST NOT GOOD FOR SISTERHOOD, IS THE THING.

THE WOMEN YEARN TO MOO.