Remember to always worship in full view of a statue of me.

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Oh we hit 9k.

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This too is worship.

The real Persephone Effect is the men we hated along the way

the people yearn for Himejocracy

My most woke opinion is that society should be governed by a single yuri-obsessed owl who clearly knows what is good for humanity.

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This is, by far, the WORST of my duties. 😖

If Hades is humble enough to wash her feet she's humble enough to clean out her litter tray

Hey, I kick the litter out so that it is easier to clean up

I'm seeing double?

I saw that...

Barely in the top ten weirdest things a Lord has done.

Wars have been fought over less than this.

Reading nonlesbian literature is so fucked. Sometimes a man and a woman will just like... Like each other, or something

😅 seems I still need to grovel a bit. Please read the newest document so I can escape my own foolishness. I just hope I have finally payed my debt

Whenever Hera isn't around, every other character should ask, where's Hera, Queen of Olympus, Lord of Eternity?

Honestly, citizens of Elysium are such freaks that trying to appear mundane would make you stick out like a small rodent from a kilometer away

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Halfway through The Zeus Constant. Goddamn this book is good. I can see why Callisto Khan got assimilated into the Maria Ying mass after writing this

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Finally editing this fic yall yay

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NODDING SAGELY AT A MAP OF THE MEDETERANEAN WHILE I PREPARE THE TRANSGENDER LASER

Yet more delightful worship for a deserving lord.

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My 'do not do anything weird with the grass' t-shirt... etc.

I'm into a lot of admittedly weird stuff. So I'm not really one to kinkshame. But I know some of y'all are into feet and honestly? Weird.

//mother big role in book two, needs best owl to keep watch for //SCAN BOOK ONE// hungry sisters, colossi, the bad mother. 11011 will watch watch watch, will keep mother safe. mother will say '[chthisar], so much better than your lazy inattentive sisters' and give mouse.//

It was a mystifying choice for book 1 not to focus on the protagonist, but luckily book 2 rectifies this.

🌙Me reading a passage about Mada reading fanfic about the hounds and Persephone and getting jealous; and also getting jealous 👀

//more mother. every page without mother people pleading “where is mother so smart and wise where where where” and then she is there and so smart with pockets full of mouses. not bad mother like others. best mother.//

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//eyes like my lens on mother’s shield. all the better to see mouses. very very good. maybe 11011 is mother’s symbol? very likely//

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all lesbian paladins become devotion paladins when it comes to women

My Lord Hades Can't Be This Cute!! 😖

To who ever stole the litter of lubricant from warehouse BZ omega that was not human grade at all please report to the medical ward.

This, too, is worship.

I chose spoil, which is why I make a regular habit of leaving her half-eaten dead mice. She has yet to appreciate my work, but such is the burden of being a God.

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"The last sentence is gonna fuck you up, or your money back!" - The Maria Ying Promise ᵀᴹ

Homophobic that half the pantheon are here but neither my spouse nor my lover are. No one for poor Aprhodite to bicker/flirt with...

I have only known 11011 for a day and if anything happens to it I'm killing everyone in Elysium and then myself