I made a little voting guide for the hard of thinking:

I AM NOT a toaster! 🍞 Yes, I can cook bread 🍞 Yes, you can put other things inside me, at your own risk. (Try that utensil, I dare you!) 🍞 Yes, I have an adjustable dial that makes no discernable difference. 🍞 But no, I do not have a crumb tray, and shaking me upside-down makes me VERY CROSS

Oh, I've decided that Persephone-handspans is now the best way to measure tits, thank you for your cooperation.

Luckily, I am completely and utterly immune to manipulation. Mummy told me.

Hey, I kick the litter out so that it is easier to clean up

Why is "can unhinge jaw" pointing at my boob? Huh. Mommy, mommy, can I have tit teeth?! Please? I promise I will only use them for evil if it would be extremely funny to do so. 🦷🍈

Cover reveal! Elysium’s destruction looms; its greatest pilot Persephone is being eaten from within. She stands to become either a god—or a monster. Our mecha Greek myth retelling continues. More cannibalism, more lesbianism! Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho... Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN

I stand ready to "comfort" any widow. Also, if they are not a widow yet, I can help with that as well.

Yeah, if you're stuck at 'sapphic yearning,' well, that's a skill issue. Upgrade to 'sapphic consumption' today. Sharpen your teeth or (if you are that way inclined) make sure your neck is clean and appetising.

Firstly, your mom calling you 'hot' is... well, it's a "I'd have 2 nickels" thing. And secondly, I've only treated humans terribly *so far*; there's always a chance that the next one won't be eaten. A theoretical possibility. A non-zero chance. Just with a lot if zeroes.

Yes! Now, could everyone please sharpie their approximate calorific value somewhere on your body – I don't want to overdo things. This will take a few days! 🍽

I love the taste of rabbit.

Okay, I'm not a god, but are we absolutely sure I shouldn't have priestess/acolytes/worshippers? I mean, sure, those belonging to other gods are fine, but some of my own would be very convenient, and also useful for late-night snacking.

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath #BadHabits #BlackSabbath #nun

Artist's impression

Look if the vegan burger place wants me to honor women by biting them, then so be it

Well I wasn’t the 500th purchase but sure I’m sold

One day left kids, go get your bundle! 🫶🏾

At the risk of agreeing with nerd girl, 69 is perfectly integer number! But decimal 0.69 isn't a sex number at all, and if was it would be a incel jerking off into one of her sister's ankle socks! Hades and I do 69 (and most other sexy integers). Zeus does 0.69, if Hades left a sock!

Fixed your typo:

Look, I'm just saying All You Can Eat should mean all you can eat: ✅️ Egg rolls ✅️ Chicken nuggets ✅️ Lemon tart ✅️ Other buffet-goers' hands ✅️ Insufficiently nimble serving staff

Delicious bite-sized littlest sisters. Once you pop, you can't stop!

Going back to monstergirls, my beloved, my calling in life. I've been meaning to redesign this Chainverse OC for a while... xe is also paired with one by @michel0dy.bsky.social so who knows, maybe we'll draw xir mistress too.

Self-portrait: two persephones approaching your location 🚨

Some mortals have told me that they cannot come in for training because @persephone.gunmetolymp.us ate their hands. My reply is obvious. IT IS LEG DAY 🦵 🦵

Any women who want to use this excuse: please make sure your hands are clean and ideally flavoured with herbs and spices. I'll be along shortly! 🙌🍴

I think I'll make my little sister a relaxing bath!

All girls can be girl breakfast, if you have the right attitude!

This is how I picture my little sister!

And also remember to put in a sexy daughter who climbs butches and eats sisters. Those are very popular!

'In my vicinity'? Mother, have some faith in me. Unbounded by distance, if you're butch, prepare to get preggers! (Trans butches? Hope you like twins!). Just a last few kinks to iron out of the process, but stand by!

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Yes... ha ha ha... yes!

A Hymn, To Our Dread Devourer O Dread One, Lord Hades' pride, Pierce this willing flesh— Let each crimson drop honor Our Lord's choice in you. Through the fullness of devotion I prostrate before your hunger. Take of me what you deem worthy— By the grace of My Lord, Only vestment shall remain.

I’d like to add that Talia also has mad rizz that often leaves me speechless and that’s not usually something that happens. But yeah great tits, there I’ve said it 🤷🏾

Such ardor for new prey. Such pellucid love—lambent light, That once was mine alone by right. Yet in this gossamer jealousy, I find a strange tranquility. For she, who first devoured my soul. Now seasons another's spirt. For what are sisters, if not this: Sweet harbingers of chrysalis?

Can I suggest you add paw mittens and a gag?

really honored to be included in this, thank you to everyone who nominated and voted for me <3

Not sure why they put the headline, marquee category towards the bottom of the list, but I am pleased to accept 🎇BEST CHARACTER🎇! Sorry to all those whose character has been found wanting! Perhaps try being more Persephone-like!

Can't believe my own mother is shaming me like this!

Oh, I would 💖HATE💖 to be a cannibal! 🫦🥛

Until they make a three person picrew, I guess I've got to entertain myself! (picrew.me/en/image_mak...)

Obviously, good mother has not emphasised the primary selling point. ⬇️

Better break out the candles, girls. To generate friction, you have to actually be "in the same room as" another woman. And you can't really speak ill of someone who calls herself "king" but has never had a woman kneel before her.

Ext. an Elysium park. Two pretty butches are chatting. Zeus: Hello girls! <attempts to lean on tree but has misjudged the distance> Girls: <quickly rush away while Zeus is picking herself up> Birds in the tree: <tweets> Zeus: Guess my cum birdified them again! Wish it wasn't so fast acting.

Oh? Shame, because honestly, you wearing a ball gag and manacles would almost make you bearable.

Dear #booksky #lesfic #sapphicbooks... which are your criminally underrated books that you're always bothering people to read? Like actually underrated, underread, barely any ratings on GR? The ones that are legit hidden gems barely anyone talks about? Let's go!

Okay, so-called "blue sky", here's a popular idea for you: