I love planning trips and would hate to offload that pleasure center of my brain to a machine.

A cubs-dodgers nlcs is going to spike seppuku google search trends

I am not a fan of 3 goals against on 8 shots. The Blues have some work to do this season.

How are the Phillies this wet? Every guy is a different dewpoint.

36 years ago 13 Songs is a compilation album by the hardcore punk band Fugazi, released on October 1989 by Dischord Records, and consists of all the songs from the band's first two EPs, Fugazi and Margin Walker. #punkrock #hardcorepunk #hardcore #fugazi #history #punkrockhistory

Very cool that NIN has priced tickets between $64.25–$476.13 (including service fees). For nearly $500, I better get a tenth inch.

ST. LOUIS! We have added a 2nd show. Come on out! bit.ly/TMBG101825

I know the country sucks right now, but can we all take a tiny bit of pleasure in the Yankees falling apart at the hands of the Blue Jays? As a treat?

Legitimate jump scare

No, Maggie. Not Aztec, Olmec. Ol-mec.

Dude is walking around like this is a Steve Jobs keynote.

Saudi Pro Leagues about to jump in the EAFC top-10. We'll get an Al Nassr cover for the 27-28 season.

MrBeast: I've sealed Fortunado behind a wall to win some amontillado.

I sincerely hope that, despite this administration’s laser focus on doing the most harm to immigrants and immigrant communities, places like this truck stop in rural Missouri continue to thrive.

Really good news for Montana, you guys!!

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

Devil Magic

cool, I can wear pajamas at home

Those madlads went forward with the Disney+ Bundle price increase anyway. My subscription for Hulu + Live TV, Disney+, and ESPN+ was $62.99 in December 2021. They've raised the price $37 in roughly 4 years for the same kit. Wild.

I should not have looked at Bring a Trailer as a treat. 🥰

I’m sure Silicon Valley is going to *love* the 1,900% increase in H1B costs, too.

Carrot Weather is dropping summer bangers left and right.

@dens.nyc I'm starting up a 100% fan-owned Midwest Premiere League team and wanted to pick your brain about @stockadefc.com -- got time to trade some emails with a fellow Syracuse alum? ⚽

Fuck, we’re getting invaded over a sir story. www.stlpr.org/government-p...

Legitimately happy for Kelly. I still can’t believe how shitty FDSMW was with the way they handled his termination.

Good thing the @cardinals.com are in Seattle and can’t do this lol

One of two U.S. winners of the second-biggest jackpot in Powerball history bought the lucky ticket at a QuikTrip gas station on Lusher Road in Spanish Lake, in north St. Louis County. The winner has until March 5 to claim the prize.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

I can’t begin to imagine how lazy and uninterested you must be to let ChatGPT plan a business summit (or vacation), two different - but very important - tasks! AI is cooking so many brains that not offloading intellectual horsepower to an app will be *the* biggest career differentiator.

Brendan Eich is a piece of shit for both his political views and inventing javascript

My god the kerning on "U.S. Department of War" is itself send-them-to-the-Hague-worthy.

Ah, Christ's second passion: graphic design

September is Childhood Cancer Awareness Month, and we’ve teamed up with the brave kids @cardinal.glennon to decorate a special Fleur de Noise drum head and banner. You’ll be able to see their amazing work displayed inside the stadium on Saturday! #childhoodcancerawareness❤️ #allforcity

This could be the hardest to pick. But right now, in this moment, it’s Release. Tomorrow it could be Hail, Hail. Really depends on what Pearl Jam radio on SXM is playing haha

My favorite genre of Messi commercial is when he doesn’t even have a line of dialogue, he just eats chips or wears a Lowe’s kit. Tremendous content. 🥲

I've got a bottle of Kirkland Signature Prosecco in the fridge and a completely free afternoon tomorrow, just in case. And I've got a nice bottle of Elmer T. Lee to open later, when the situation calls for it. Plus a lot of sick days to burn. Great combo.

Disassociation is the only way to watch these 2025 St. Louis Cardinals. I feel nothing and it's honestly ok.

On Labor Day, we honor Curt Flood and all the labor heroes who came before him and after. ⚾ ❤️

I would call up Jon Hamm and tell him we’re doing another Fletch movie.

For no reason, thinking about this

We’ll know if Trump is truly about to shuffle off when they start greasing light posts in Philly. I’m gonna remain calm until that happens.

Made our family appointments at CVS for the updated Moderna COVID-19 vaccine for next weekend. I hate thinking it, but I felt like we had to get jabbed before RFK Jr. changes his mind about authorizations.

Back on my bullshit* at work. *listening to Einstein On The Beach

Hurry up, Croatian dual citizenship!

Looking at all the great videos and photos from the #ZcavengerHunt and wondering what it’s like to have a mayoral candidate that doesn’t suck?

MLS is a joke with those two Vancouver pens. Get the fuck outta here with that 10-ply shit.