je me sous-vide

pluribus is fantastic

now that’s common sense

Every few months Jewish conservatives are shocked anew to learn that many of their allies are Nazis.

didnt even know noise cameras existed and now i relish the thought of automatic fines for drivers of douche mobiles

regulate opium like cannabis

qatari potatoes

trump: hell on earth

“hegseth” sounds like an enemy in DOOM

small business right wing radicalism is most of the weed industry

hart, verbora, price, and their ilk, should not have medical licenses

not having to interact with pissrat mike hart is one of the perks of being retired from the weed industry

welp, time to delete tik tok

“red pilled”

the dumbest mother fuckers alive are in charge of everything and it fucking sucks

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

brassica called kardashev’s kale

grow shop attrition is probably the best metric for the success of legal weed

dont use tylenol during pregnancy…use heroin. be a man!

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

in episode 3 the boss is grok

I’m sorry I didn’t properly mourn that dude. I wasn’t ready. Knock off a few more like him and I’ll do better. Promise.

technologically advance a band: OLED Sound System

the major bummer about cancelling streaming services is that how the fuck am i supposed to dissociate

jimmy kimmel is the dead coal miner in the coal mine

the eyeball alien is going into the cyborg

are they gonna kill off cartman

you should be able to upload a picture of cash like you can do with a cheque why do banks not allow for this

cursed with this knowledge

To me, "transformative" would be high speed rail and intercity public transit across Canada. Massive green energy projects. Fully-funded public healthcare with pharmacare and mental health. Slightly more fossil fuels and mining do not sound all that transformative. Definitions may vary, it seems.

careful what you say about the dead nazi, they might use it as an excuse to continue doing nazi shit

what a stupid piece of shit

a veritable september ten

je suis charlie but for maga

are pierre poilievre and mike johnson the same person

this reminds me that i think people would be less interested in “raw milk” if we called it “poop milk” or “shit milk”

everyone posting about the smoke, no-one wearing a mask

deviendra? c’est risqué maintenant tabarnak

Regardless of who actually cancelled, the fact that any Liberals, including the prime minister, thought inviting this handmaiden of fascism to speak to them was a good idea is completely unacceptable. The Liberals are so out of touch with both what Canadians want and reality itself, it's shocking.

nuke florida

fuck fuck fuck

Live from the Oval:

jfc jr

alien: earth is quite good but there isn’t enough gratuitous smoking for it to be canon

theyre uploading him into a cybertruck

fuck açai berries

impaled or set on fire*

this would have been a better presser if it ended in self immolation

we need to put alberta under a military quarantine throw danielle smith into a tailing pond