Just put on a pair of the new socks I ordered, is this heaven or

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

Good morning.

Clint Eastwood’s “To Wong Foo, thanks for everything! Julie Newmar”

Is there any judicial precedent for both of them somehow getting the chair? Texas maybe?

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

Play this on a loop for every enthusiast of this slop in higher ed.

I am increasingly frustrated with the endless D struggle session about messaging. Your voters are getting outright disenfranchised! Your messaging doesn't matter if you don't fix that! www.everythingishorrible.net/p/if-your-vo...

It’s cool how the most powerful person in the country is a decomposing 79-year-old

The "I don't trust the COVID vaccine because they came up with it suspiciously quickly" to "I heard of the Hantavirus 96 hours ago and have determined that Ivermectin cures it" pipeline

Anyone posting about Cenk Da Young Turk in 2026 should have to go to the social media version of the responsible driving classes the state makes you take after a DWI.

To wit: youtube.com/shorts/x62jB...

Everyone is crashing in this MotoGP sprint, which is understandable because that shit looks impossible

Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey

Today in The New York Times refusing to say some bullshit is some bullshit:

One of the keys is to have an absolute doorknob of a Republican POTUS drive the nation of a cliff on a number of fronts, which, well…

Every journalist on earth is just a foot soldier in a weird psychosexual argument between six rich people at an orgy.

Every waking moment

He was such a fuckface at F1 Sunday, like even more than usual.

I know the perfect amount about the Met Gala — in that I know there is a thing called the Met Gala, and that people dress crazy for it. Once a year, I see pictures of it and say "Man, crazy outfit." I never want to know more than that. bsky.app/profile/nyti...

Back when I was on WTSN in Dover, which for some reason carried Yankee games, I interviewed him in theory about baseball but actually about this C’s Hawks game he called. Seemed like a good guy, RIP. youtu.be/uJ__yWoq-lo?...

Can't confirm this fully but my sources are telling me that Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized because he "pretty much had sex with" one of those motorized bristle devices that clean the turf and dirt off your golf shoes before you go inside. "He was way up on it for some time," a witness told me.

AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric

There was no Giuliani "downfall." He was a clown and a fascist his entire career in public life. Eventually it got too much to bear/wasn't worth the trouble for the media to keep inserting the fake moderate problem-solver Giuliani into their stories instead of the evil clown he was in reality.

They just gotta put the finishing touches on his apartment in hell

The Miami Grand Prix fucking whipped

Citing high fuel prices and “The Smoke Monster,” Oceanic Airlines shuts down.

Where are the student protests? The real answer isn’t that students decided to shut up. It’s that universities, and a hostile federal government, have expended massive resources trying to ensure they do.

This being Embiids kid I can’t believe he didn’t flop after pulling it

Embiid is 100000% faking that limp right?

My friends know how to trigger me

White’s gone life cold too. File that under It’s Not What You Want On a better note I finally synced up Grande & Max with the broadcast

My Noah Eagle feelings aren’t a secret, but yeah the whole crew is annoying.

Why’s Tatum dressed like Mao Zedong?

This is a sub optimal start

The president of Cornell backed his car into a student and a recent grad after a campus debate on Israel-Palestine. Then he lied about what happened in an email claiming he'd been the victim of harassment. Then, magnificently, Cornell's student newspaper found a video of the incident

I’m just glad all the horses had fun (and didn’t have to be shot).

GREAT WHITE CAN’T BE TAMED YOU FUCKERS

Feel like Tatum was doing too much of the “iso then take the toughest shot possible” stuff again so maybe not a disaster that he’s not playing tonight?

15 year old me would run through a brick wall if you played Cherub Rock or Rocket loud enough, also the video for Rocket was dope

Noah Eagle always annoys me but especially tonight

Rhythm Aryan Nation over here

They should make all those LIV dickwads wait a minimum of a year before rejoining the PGA tour, then make them continue to wear the stupid LIV shirts they wore at all the majors

When the revolution comes everyone on the White House beat will have to cover metro high school sports instead. You're standing in the rain at 10 pm on a Friday with a swim meet tomorrow, learning what work is

I feel like Embiid's middle name is "IsShakenUp". Or maybe that's his last name.

It's the "I like the one that says *some* pulp" of Vietnam movies

Queta loves committing fouls more than I love my kids

If you were thinking of jumping out of a plate glass window, but lack the motivation, reading this will do the trick

“Regretful“ Trump voters always remind me of the James Baldwin quote: “People who shut their eyes to reality simply invite their own destruction, and anyone who insists on remaining in a state on innocence long after that innocence is dead turns himself into a monster.”

Somewhere, Joe Hazelwood: "It's my time to shine"