making a typo so bad that it permanently destabilizes the group chat

Love to dream I haven't been going to class all semester (I graduated 6 years ago)

Was reminded of a key piece of Spencer lore that is so embarrassing for all parties involved that despite how funny it is, I'm not sure I can tell anyone without it permanently and irrevocably changing the tenor of things

coming up with the perfect take to ensure absolutely everyone gets mad at me

homeowners are offline, renters we run this joint for the next hour

Unbelievable what having a job where you like your boss will do for your mental health

F1 on this list

Panic! At the Discount Tire

I almost bought one of these this when I was in college. A guy I delivered pizza to had it in his garage and said he'd let it go for $150. Should have taken him up on it!

Really enjoying that so many early episodes of the X-Files are just "what if there was a weird guy"

Just occurred to me that Trump will attempt to say "semiquincentennial" when talking about America's 250th this year

Dragon Quest III HD 2D is so good

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

Unc stands for the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

It's funny that the last thing he did was convert to Christianity because of the "risk-reward" calculation. Can't believe no one's thought about that before! You really cracked it, and that ironclad expression of faith is definitely getting you past the pearly gates!

This is just classic bad manager behavior. If you receive bad feedback which names you in particular, the buck doesn't magically stop with the people under you.

Issuing a stern "settle down, Beavis" to the guy in my office who flushed the toilet by kicking the plunger down

The incidental dialogue in Red Dead Redemption 2 still makes me laugh a lot. I was skinning an animal, some no-name redneck rode up and called Arthur ugly, and we got into a shootout after I voiced my displeasure at the insult.

Africa isn't even in the top 5 songs by Toto

lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"

Achievement Unlocked: Album I Really Liked As A Teenager Isn't That Embarrassing To Listen To In My 30s

Holding strong in my effort not to buy any new games in 2026 so far

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

Some people might forget internecine internet forum drama from the mid 2000s, but not me

Reaction was not positive to my Mario series ranking

I'm going to get more into video games in 2026

This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it

Thinking of replaying Kingdom Hearts

New apartment cuts 20 minutes off my morning commute

Tony Scott, the king of middlebrow crowd pleasing action thrillers

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Avatar round 2 tomorrow morning LFG

Gamers. It’s time

Happy holidays @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social!

We will never be free as long as Microsoft Teams exists

The next time you’re tempted to beat yourself up over a silly mistake at work, think of the poor guy who pulled a real-life “Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m trying to remove it” after publicly hearting a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.

I got to feed a kangaroo on my honeymoon

Developing a theory which I'm referring to as "Homeowner's Madness" Right now every old person I know who owns their own home is either the biggest busybody on earth or is sinking $$$$$ into useless bullshit additions to their house which they won't be able to enjoy, it's maddening

i stand by this statement every year

annoying both weebs and trekkies alike by calling tos “showa era star trek”

What do you figure is the fast food place with the highest % of stoned employees on the clock? I'm thinking Chick Fil A is probably too tight assed to let it slide at all, but all bets are off at a place like Hardee's or Taco Bell

The year was 2010, we were all playing Fallout New Vegas, listening to Surfer Blood and installing Linux distributions

You can quit your job, move halfway across the country, switch industries, and start an entirely new job, and Adobe Acrobat will be just as lousy

Somebody stop me (from installing Ubuntu Linux on an old computer)