The Police in the running for funniest band ever. The singer a former teacher with one of the biggest egos of all time constantly ready to fight the drummer, the son of a CIA asset who can't stop playing reggae beats. The guitarist just hangs out. They make some of the best pop music of all time.

there is always a relevant American Dad clip somehow

this is obviously stupid but also "i should not have to see a black person in a position of power or influence" is a guiding belief of the trump administration

This isn't necessary.

hate to hand it to the boomers but Black Dog really is a fuckin good rock song

Paul, no! youtu.be/ND6WvKffdYw

I am so sorry, ma’am, but we lost your son. Surgery was going fine but we decided to let RFK Jr. futz around a little on his insides with a robot. He was eating squash at the time.

Spencer in 2011, having sent a dumb message to a classmate on Facebook: I also know how Joan of Arc felt

virgnia foxx is one of those low key members who has been abjectly horrible her entire time in office. a total degenerate.

Every so often I'll look back on my behavior from, like, 6 years prior, and think "I was so annoying, everyone would have been justified in wanting to kick me to death"

The Smiths had such a hold over 18 y/o me that I briefly considered paying $80 to see Morrissey in concert this fall even though I haven't liked a single song he's done in 30 years and there is a one-in-three chance he straight up cancels the show day-of

I think it would shock people to find out how many of their fellow countrymen would commit actual murder to see this in real life again

Inventing a time machine to go back to 1996 and buy fifty copies of Earthbound as an investment, and nothing else

It would be very funny if I was somehow still using the exploding Samsung Galaxy phone from ten years ago

Few things will have never happened as much as this will never happen

Nobody's gonna like it but the conversation isn't complete without mentioning The Lonely Island's Jizz in My Pants Perfect intersection of goofy white guy rap piggybacking on club trends, YouTube virality of SNL digital shorts, too crass for the olds, and now too embarrassing for younger listeners

it’s pretty wild how american evangelical christianity has abandoned even the pretense of the christianity part

happy Piccolo Day

it's so funny that if I had had a Letterboxd account at age 16, my top 4 would have been mostly concert films

We live in a PornHub world. And there are no friends who bust.

the proper response here is "too fuckin bad" because if Florida Republicans can ignore *their own state constitution* then VA Dems can just declare this non-justiciable

Miyamoto knows when you get high and play Mario. Aonuma does not know when you get high and play Zelda. Kojima assumes you got high to play Metal Gear Solid.

I'm now playing GBA games on it

nintendo announced, revealed and cemented the details of the starfox 64 remake in intervals too fast for the general populace to realise what was happening, in accordance with the Shock Therapy theories of post-soviet economic liberalisation, outlined in naomi klein's The Shock Doctrine

what could the story of a veteran returning home from a prolonged, needless war — one born of self-destructive hubris and lorded over by petty gods and pettier kings — ever have to say about America

Creator of Captain Planet Ted Turner?

First girl I ever dated straight-up hated that I played video games, even when she wasn't around. She was the maddest I ever saw her when I bought my Playstation 3 lmao

Who up Suckling they Maurice

The fuck are we doing here gang lol

we all know this is the website for retired elder millennial posters, it’s embarrassing enough as-is, you don’t have to hosepost about it

Explaining this post to someone who isn't extremely online would require, at minimum, ten minutes

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

a few weeks ago, my sister was telling me about one of her friends (a childless adult) who recently started watching bluey. said friend was trying to explain how the show was actually pretty good, even if you are, again, a childless adult my thoughts on this matter are a terms of service violation

Now I've got a lot of questions, but here's the big one: what the fuck?

the funniest thing about their reporting was the sheer amount of corroboration the original article had you have to be a) tremendously unpopular at your office and b) an all-time degenerate fuckup for NINE sources to simultaneously tell stories of your bad behavior

I am going to war with my apartment complex management company

Would it be funny if I got really into Enya in my 30s

A, frankly, unbelievable amount of people have to be asleep at the wheel for this post to still be up. Or, more likely, everyone who would have caught it has been let go

The Kirby game on N64 pissed me off as a kid. I rented it and finished it in one day. It had never occurred to me that games could be short.

Livermush! You'd think it would taste like a sausage patty, but it's actually pig liver and cornmeal. Wretched stuff!

friend of mine from college going through a very visible midlife crisis - he's taken up making skateboard videos at age 35 and has created an Instagram account where he opens packs of Pokémon cards on camera

Ocarina has a real current of melancholy underneath it, with loss of childhood innocence eventually becoming explicit text Twilight Princess threatens to touch a similar nerve (all your heroics will never be recognized) but it's barely remarked upon after the intro, not even as subtext. Interesting

Do you think Lego discontinued the US Capitol Building architecture set over fear of a Lego January 6

It's back, and it's still the best variant they've ever done. I'm buying crates of this bullshit and hating every second of it.

Forty pinball machines is so many

The Pitt season 3 should start with total medical malpractice accidentally cutting off a patient's dick