Your shoppers can’t find the bread. Or the milk. Or like anything else. They think “3 bananas” means 3 bunches of bananas. They think oatmeal bath is a reasonable substitute for steel cut oats. Maybe don’t flex so hard on how attentive your shoppers can be.

Narrator: Democrats did not, in fact, have any brains.

My wife when… Playing a family board game: on her phone. Watching a movie: on her phone. Laying in bed: on her phone. Eating a family meal: on her phone. On a phone call: playing on her phone while on speaker. When I need to contact her: “A phone? Sorry, Never heard of it!”

Cc: @amandarykoff.bsky.social

Reminder: there is a difference between equality, equity, and justice. Here’s a helpful graphic to explain said differences.

Just called Kaine’s office and let a staffer know that if he doesn’t stop voting for Trump’s nominees and agenda, I will be backing a primary challenger when he runs next. Yes he’s not up till 2030, but I have a long memory.

Just landed in Virginia and to paraphrase Douglas Adams: “the temperature is well below the legal minimum, or rather it would do if anybody had the common sense to set a legal minimum.”

This is great, it really is. But that works out to $100 per worker. And that’s assuming that lawyers don’t get a cut of the payout first. Wage theft/fraud screws workers out of billions each year and if punished, they write a check for a fraction of what they stole. A fine is price. Cost of business

@greatesttrek.com @cutfortime.bsky.social @benjaminahr.mobi catching a few hands between sessions at this conference.

Come on, no one could possibly have predicted that having an armed unaccountable masked Gestapo with “uniforms” purchased at military consignment shops could lead to something like this!

I’m at a Vegas hotel for a conference. At the reception last night I went to the bartender and had this conversation: You guys are Pepsi, right? Yes sir. <sigh> ok. Thanks. Why? What’re you looking for. Just wanted a Diet Coke. I got you. <opens up a cabinet and grabs a can of Diet Coke for me>

Yknow guys, I’m starting to think tha @kentremendous.bsky.social was throwing shade at Democrats when he was writing The Good Place Committee scenes…

Five favorite 70s flicks The Godfather The Godfather Part II The Sting Star Wars Paper Moon

Holy shit. If Schumer is actually saying something useful like this, public opinion on both sides must be pretty unified.

Hey, @schumer.senate.gov, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, every other fucking Democrat out there: see how fucking easy this is?? THIS is the correct way to approach this! Grow a fucking spine and stand behind her!

This is the key! They are already disregarding the law! Passing more laws won’t actually fix that! Trans bathroom laws were a similar red herring that did nothing but further marginalize the trans community. Rape is already illegal! A sign on a bathroom isn’t stopping anyone trying to do it!

My main client is a Canadian-based tech company. Can confirm.

Fuck I wish this wasn’t so accurate.

What a fucking embarrassment. Jews have a term for behavior like this: “chilul hashem.” It means behaving in such a way that brings shame on the entire Jewish people. May any Jew defending the kind of things Germany was doing in the 30s to pave the way for the holocaust never know a moment’s peace

If this is true, which it isn’t, then pull out your fucking phone and show them the videos!

Dems: please start following the law. Fascist regime: lol. No. Dems: if you don’t, we’ll pass even more laws!

I wonder if Aaron wants to buy the bridge I’m selling. Has he been in a coma for the last year? Laws are meaningless if the people responsible for enforcing them refuse to do so. They defy court orders, break laws, and suffer no consequence. It’s like getting the Nazis to pinky swear to stop killing

I will vote and work to primary any Dem who votes for this package. This is like trying to weather a tsunami with a raincoat. Abolish ICE should be the starting point for any Dem if the want to keep their seat. Putting @markwarner.bsky.social and @kaine.senate.gov on notice as a VA voter.

My wife and I are Virginia democrats who vote in every primary and general election and if @markwarner.bsky.social and @kaine.senate.gov don’t stop voting for Trump’s nominees, bills, and agenda and start acting like the fate of the republic is at stake we will be seeking new representation.

This reminds me of the men who want a cookie for not beating their wives. Like motherfucker this is how you’re SUPPOSED to act in a society. This is like a quarter step above the bare fucking minimum.

Abolish ice. Then prosecute the murderers. Then prosecute the rest of them. Then prosecute the enablers. Then primary every democrat too feckless to take a stand and fucking DO anything.

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social “If you're not a freak like me and you actually dislike the snow and cold you have my complete and total permission to be mean to any California people who get smug about it in the comments today.” I have 2 brothers in Florida and I send them this whenever it snows big

Is it fucked up that I’m more furious at democrats right now than I am at ICE or republicans? I’m horrified and despondent over their behavior and want them to pay dearly for it, but being mad at them for it is like being mad at a duck for quacking. (cont.)

Any Democrat, pollster, consultant, or pundit who thinks this is a nightmare for Dems needs to be run out of politics TODAY. There has never been a bigger slam dunk for a minority party than “defund the gestapo murdering innocent Americans or choose to shut down the government.” Couldn’t be easier.

This is the moderate position. I’m in favor of guillotines and gallows for every single member of this administration right down to the porters and valets, and every single member of DHS.

If peacefully protesting and complying with orders still results in being branded a domestic terrorist and summarily executed or kidnapped without due process, then what exactly is stopping us from simply killing the fascists? There are more of us than there are of them. Where’s the downside?

@mollyknight.bsky.social Made me think of you.

Gallows and Guillotines. Catchy slogan

The Onion is indistinguishable from the truth.

@keithlaw.bsky.social Hey Keith. Been a while. Hope all is well. Got any recs for a good board game for 4 players to play with our 6 and 10yos? They’ve mastered Catan and we want something strategic and a little more advanced but not too crazy. 6yo can read but not well enough for say Dominion.

That was… what??? HOW???

If the ball is turned over one more time in this game, it will have been turned over nine times.

JFC

Can I get a quick Bills Pick 6 so I can switch over to the Niners game without missing the ending?

The best Italian food I’ve ever had was in Puerto Rico. A place called Fratelli’s on Calle Fortaleza in San Juan. I looked it up a while back and it’s since closed. Heartbreaking. Best tiramisu I’ve ever had. And I’ve been to Italy.

AOC: “They are taking the money from your Medicare and healthcare subsidies and giving it to thugs who shoot mothers who just dropped off their kids at school.” Look how easy it is to hit both in the same fucking talking point you useless Nazi-appeasing dinosaur! @schumer.senate.gov

I’ll believe it when the line starts to move. For now it’s just bullshit.

Cannot overstate how awesome it is that the guy who started a blog 20 years ago that was pivotal from turning me from a casual fan to an informed fan now covers baseball professionally and has awards and HOF votes. Love this, Mike!

When republicans accuse liberal protestors of being paid shills, you have to understand that this is a normal thing from their perspective. They can’t fathom people protesting out of anger or empathy. It has to be transactional. Every accusation is a confession. Gaslight, Obstruct, Project.

Turns out I have to be in Florida for a conference that ends on the 17th anyway, so may as well!

I’d rather it be used to prosecute pretty much every member of this administration, but baggers can’t be choosers I suppose.

Doctors give regular cognitive rests for patients presenting with dementia or Alzheimer’s. Regular cognitive rests are not a part of any normal checkup. For the second time in 50 years we have a Republican president with dementia being manipulated by the most evil people alive (he is also evil).