Elon hates his kids so much that he’s designed a vehicle that will pop their little heads off in even the slightest of fender benders.

this is the first im hearing of Pebble or T2. they should've tweeted about it or something.

A normal brain cannot comprehend the conservative grievance pathology. This man volunteered to commit genocide just so he could own the campus libs.

Just got blocked for stating that hamas has not killed thousand of Israelis. I wonder why people are so sensitive about the asymmetrical casualties in Gaza??

“Hamas is a terrorist organization”

Apples hiding the gifs option in the more menu in iMessage is an assault on millennials and I want stand for it

Check in on your maga friends today. The libs aren’t zombies and they’re taking it hard.

lol Lmao

I feel like this is pretty self explanatory.

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

Just following up on the victims of #metoo

I’m like 90% sure that hats on backwards

People unironically calling them skeets is really giving me the ick about bsky

Commons voice and speaking cadence drives me insane. They gotta stop putting him in commercials

I just remembered that terf that found her husband’s backpack full of panties and live tweeted her full day meltdown. Twitter isn’t all bad

I didn’t know you could do this. This might make this site actually usable

Uh they should’ve left that down there www.vice.com/en/article/n...

I have recovered from my vaccine induced illness and hereby renounce my anti vax beliefs

I’ve been battling a fever all day. I think I’m starting to understand what these anti-vaxxers are all about.

I’m sure it’s fine

I’m the guy that’s been stealing all the apes. You’re telling me their worthless now??

I got the new Covid shot yesterday and it’s really kicking in my ass today. I’ll be convalescing for the next 24 hours.

Did they find that f-35 yet??

Twitter sucks now because it promotes the worst tweets from the dumbest users. The vibe here is much better but the TL is practically unreadable. Every other post is a reply from the middle of thread so I have no idea what anyone’s talking about.

shut up nerd

Desantis really gives away the game here. Either the vaccine is a scam, in which case no one should take it, or it isn’t. It can’t be safe for olds but dangerous for everyone else.

I finished Lessons in Birdwatching by @benegotherit.bsky.social and I can’t recommend it enough for sci-fi fans. Honey wrote one of the most disgusting scenes I think I’ve ever read (I was *delighted*).

building a nature preserve to house and nurture the last surviving Suicide Girls

If Bill Maher wanted to pay his staff he’d do what the other late night shows are doing! Now he’s being a weasel just to have a show that’s a discussion with whatever dogshit panelists will cross a picket line! I’d call him a clown, but I’ve seen people laugh at clowns.

Living the American dream today (working for my little e-mail job on the weekend followed by mowing my lawn)

I slept incorrectly and now i have what can only be described as the worst headache any human has ever experienced