Very excited for Tom and The Flagrant 2s @tomorsborn.bsky.social @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social @mikefinger.bsky.social

Win or Lose - I’m not watching anymore Oklahoma City games after this series. I watch over 70 regular season Spurs games every year. I suffer Luka whining. I choke down Celtics 3 ball parades. I’m not doing this anymore. #porvida

Crazy that Wemby has been big dicked by that little bald turd 3x. That’s going to be a painful offseason for him and all the Spurs fans. #porvida

The guy with glasses and tits under the basket thinks Wemby is soft. #porvida #spurs

Usually the onion is funny but this is a miss. This has happened to my cousin Tebney & we have no recourse

Billionaires say they’re building bunkers because the apocalypse is coming but really it’s because people fucking hate them

Good, Linda. You should be scared.

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

I’m sorry, Astros. *Grabs pencil and paper.* What does Chase the Fight mean again? What exactly is the fight? Is that the division, is it competitive games, or is it maybe like a final boss type situation? #ChaseTheFight

Thank you Mr President. You did a good job. Now you can have a burnt steak with ketchup & 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream

The AI tech executives can easily be put into their own data centers, reconverted into AI prison compounds, all condemned to solitary confinement except for 24/7 mandatory interaction with the AI fakeness they created

Seems pretty incriminating...

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Israeli soldiers guarding Thunberg told her they learned “little whore” & “whore Greta” in Swedish so they could taunt her - while kicking her - in custody. This was for trying to bring food & medicine to Gaza. 🇵🇸❤️✊🏼 www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...

May I ask you to watch this video about Noah’s Ark Children’s Hospice? They made my family’s life so much warmer when our son Henry was dying. If so moved, you can support their work here: noahsarkhospice.org.uk/donate-from-... www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHlh...

Rudy Giuliani asked to leave Cuomo fundraiser because he keeps looking up “Tilly Norwood nude” on the iPad hooked up to the projector

I wish @robdelaney.bsky.social was on GenV as The Jogging Virgin.

I’ve made a lot of friends here since joining bluesky last year, and it’s been wonderful to be part of such a welcoming community, but it’s time to jettison them all now that actual celebs are arriving and I can suck up to them instead

Seems like the most sure fire way to force an Elon/Trump split is through a bunch of big pieces/media narrative about how Elon is the de facto president.

The political left allying with Matt Gaetz to oust Kevin McCarthy

They had to go all the way to Ian Miles Cheong’s house to get this picture

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