Ossoff: "This is what happens when you send your son in law Jared to cosplay as a diplomat. Despite zero qualifications, Prince Jared was tapped to lead Middle East diplomacy. Now remember Jared's slush fund already got $2 billion from the Saudi Crown Prince ... "

he doesn’t know passports are given to people who already live here does he

"No one gives a shit about housing." Only ballrooms.

Trump on the Reflecting Pool: "It's very strong. You couldn't, if you had a knife — I don't want to give anybody ideas — if you had a knife, you can't even cut it. So strong, so powerful."

The completely & utterly demented, mentally ill President of the United States just posted this truly brainless imbecilic nonsense. Elected GOP are shameful to not remove this dangerously deranged fool from office immediately. There is something truly wrong with him. “Idiocracy” was non-fiction.

This is getting incredibly pathetic. Trump now says he may have to drain the Reflecting Pool after his botched “renovations” quickly left it infested with algae. Instead of taking responsibility, he’s blaming vandalism—not his own shoddy work or the science experts warned about from the start.

"Open the window, Janice, bit of a situation here"

Lord grant me, for just one day, the zero fuck level of a capybara in danger of becoming pelican brunch.

Today in Chicago, Barack and Michelle Obama reminded Americans how we can be our best as a country, just as they did during their eight years in the White House.

When the Red Sox broke their World Series drought, they sent the trophy around the state so small towns could play host to it for a week or so and people could gawk at it. Knicks: Do this.

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

Well played.

Going on foreign soil and announcing, without *any* evidence that American elections are dishonest—simply because you are a lying sore loser—should be an impeachable offense. Presidents should not be allowed to intentionally undermine confidence in the US to leaders overseas.

He's lying. You know why we know? WE HAVE THE AGREEMENT HE SIGNED!!!! Here's the operative language: "The U.S. undertakes, together with regional partners, a comprehensive plan...for the rehabilitation and economic development of Iran...of at least $300 billion."

Not believing in science really comes back to bite you, doesn’t it?

“Sir, it’s the most beautiful algae that anyone has ever seen. No one thought this could be done.”

After the tarp went up to try and stop the “Berlin Wall” moment, Cliff Owen of the AP got the iconic 📸 shot. 🇺🇸

jeez louise I've seen guys with BACs three times the legal limit on the roadside pull it together more convincingly than this

The most expensive taxpayer funded nap #NBAFinals

If you credulously do a segment about the vote in California in which you don’t say the president is lying, you’re spreading disinformation to your listeners.

Trump is so delusional. There are no issues in California that justify this rhetoric. Maybe attention should be focused on the fact that Republicans are attempting to gerrymander states across the country to lock in congressional seats. These maps are being pushed forward without voter input.

Mike Johnson slapped with community note

Welcome to Michigan, Stephen Colbert!

Holy crap this thread

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

Wait. So banning abortion didn't decrease abortions and it only made them more deadly? WEIRD.

This is Butterz. He is taking his mac and cheese to go. Has a very important lunch date with himself. 13/10 (TT: gwen_1964)

Had enough yet?

This does not appear to be someone concerned about the price of gas and groceries.

This is a real post from the president during a war while gas prices are at a 4-year high and his disapproval is at an all-time high in some polls.

Trump repeatedly bragging about being asked to take the dementia screener is like a work colleague bragging about having to take daily court-ordered drug tests.

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER!

One is the King of the UK And the other is the King of Bullshit

leave it to Trump, the GOP, and nuts like Meghan McCain in response to shots fired to say build a corrupt WH ballroom instead of pushing for gun reform.

I’m listening to seasoned reporters talk about how frightened they were during the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner last night and imagining how much worse it is for America’s children. If there’s ever been a time to pass sensible gun control laws, it’s now.

Yeah. If it weren’t for people…

Sen. Warren: "Did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election?" Handsome Kevin: "ummm... errr... " His response raises real questions about whether Warsh is independent of the President and if he has the courage to tell hard truths.

Kevin Warsh just lost me. He argues he's going to be an independent Fed Chair, but refuses to acknowledge that Trump lost the 2020 election. If you can't state simple facts when you're in the political spotlight, you aren't independent. You're a coward.

I had the opportunity to confront Pete Hegseth's bigoted spiritual mentor, Pastor Doug Wilson, and call him out on his history of hate, his misreading of the Bible, his hijacking of Jesus, and his cosplay Crusading. It was worth it.

"You're just voluntarily complying with this whimsical cosplay" -- holy shit, Tim Kaine is *demolishing* Russ Vought

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...."

Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?