You can see the back of my head on this. 😁

Seated for Stewart Lee and Robert Lloyd at @xsmalarkey.com at 53Two in Manchester. @lost-otter.bsky.social

Has there ever been a punchbag in a gym in film or TV that isn’t wrapped in silver duct tape?

Wheeling out this classic. RIP Anne "Bone Farmer" Widdecombe

Buy it! Every other copy out there is going for like £900! And it’s great fun - extremely funny.

Made a small donation to his election funds. Hope @countbinface.bsky.social remembers this when he’s in the Commons and I need a favour. Ko-fi.com/home/coffees...

From the Count Binface Appreciation Society on FB:

Voting Binface in as MP would be peak British response to fascists. Takes away all of Farage's oxygen - go Count Fucking Binface.

We made the Reflecting Pool cocktail. 🍸🦆🐸

Game on, Nige.

Clacton By-election

Karma is a bitch.

The amazing Sandi Toksvig says #TransRights at #Pride.

Drop some COPS

If you are friends with any influential/famous folk - noise them up, hassle them, tell them to add me on here or on Insta. This one will probably finish me, but who cares?

To be honest, it seems absolutely bang on brand to me.

Buy. Physical. Media.

I’m good with that.

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great. Still not too late for that sequel!

So a crypto billionaire with fossil fuel interests gives you £5m and you announce policies supporting crypto and fossil fuels. Whose business is that? https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jun/23/nigel-farage-5m-gift-crypto-billionaire-not-any-of-your-business

I’m sorry but, if you take £5m from a crypto billionaire, then immediately decide to run for office having previous said you won’t, and then start shilling for crypto from said office, then the bare faced blatancy of your corruption might just be the public’s business. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This needs to remain the story. Pushed to the front page of every media outlet until we can finally bury the political career of this arrogant grifting racist twat. Nigel Farage: I can spend £5m gift on Ferraris or bet on horses if I want www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This needs to remain the story. Pushed to the front page of every media outlet until we can finally bury the political career of this arrogant grifting racist twat. Farage says £5m gift spending details 'not public's business' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Really BBC?! Who gives a fuck?!

Joyous!

Beer Museum! #Lisbon

Already Lisbon is yielding treasure!

Hello Lisbon!

The view from Starmer's window at Chequers this weekend. #DoctorWho

Tech billionaires are getting richer while we pay the price for the real-world harm their platforms cause. The "neutral host" loophole lets them off the hook for pushing dangerous content. MPs are demanding emergency laws to make them pay. Add your name: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

‘wows’ doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Unless it’s ’Wow! Look at the absolute state of that!’

Got to say my 14yo offspring is really annoyed at the forthcoming need to spend 12 seconds setting up a VPN.

I mean, sure it's an unworkable system that will disrupt children's lives, make it impossible for them to legally access such dangerous materials as mathematics videos on YouTube, and fails to deal with the actual problem, but have you considered it might stop some of them realising they're trans?

The social media ban is like a hydra of Wrong, it's hard to even know which head to try to hack off first. It won't work AND it'll harm vulnerable teens AND it's state surveillance AND it's a distraction from fixing actual harms caused by big tech AND oh god it's just monumentally stupid

BREAKING: "After careful consideration, the BBC, Russell T Davies and Bad Wolf have collectively decided not to go ahead with the previously announced Doctor Who Christmas episode. www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

As someone who wells up at even the thought of rewatching ‘Pride’, this is so fantastically uplifting. It’s why these right wing fuckers are eventually going to lose.

Joan Simms, Kenneth Williams, Bernard Bresslaw

This is so much funnier than it has any right to be.

"Working class" in 2026 means a blue haired barista with they/them pronouns, a Asian immigrant nail technician, and an undocumented hotel cleaner. And we are going to keep having the same fights until we let the midcentury illustrator mirage of the white guy in plaid with the lunch pail go.

www.maptap.gg June 6 96🔥 98🎯 92🎓 98🎯 95🏅 Final score: 957

Anthony Stewart Head will always be a real one for this. RIP www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...

One of those things you didn’t know you needed in your life.

Peripheroles. Cream cakes seen out of the corner of your eye.

This should be the point that Reform is visible as the new BNP and everyone who isn’t a racist drops it like a hot potato

Drop some Wings 🛩️🪽

Very important petition. Whilst Section 28 was eventually overturned, it took far too long, and it’s happening again with the trans community (and the rest of the LGBTQ+ community won’t be far behind once again after the bigots get a taste of success). Lessons need to be learned, and fast.

Oh they will. They just don’t know it yet

It has now been 10 weeks and three days since Nigel Farage last turned up to vote in the House of Commons