Just for fun I put in a bid on Kraftwerk legend Florian Schneider’s phone during an auction of his things. Lo and behold I was the high bidder. Now I can call Florian and ask him how his bicycling around the universe is going.

Honest to fucking God, I came back over here because Threads is beyond stupid. I see this place is getting close.

#NoKings Miami!

Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick

How true

They just canceled our night flight out of Singapore. For 24 hours we get to be residents of the amazing city that is Changi Airport! Really nice hotel. Good way to get stranded.

#BREAKING WHO sees no autism links to Tylenol, vaccines

"In an era where underground bands have very few models of artists successful in building a career outside of 'the system,' King Gizzard are essentially that: A beacon of artistic integrity and creative freedom who understand that if you show up for your fans, they will always show up for you."

Greetings from the Mekong.

I See a Red Door, and I Want to Paint It Black, Charlie Brown

apnews.com/article/pent... Uh, no.

‘Sukiyaki’: Why have you never heard of the second best-selling single of the 1960s?

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Two overfed MAGAs get in the pool on the ship. Signs everywhere say, “No drinks in the pool.” Them, glasses in hand. I say, “Are drinks allowed in the pool?” Them: “We didn’t see a sign.” They hang out w/their drinks. I swim by them and piss in the pool right next to them. I didn’t see a sign …

WaPO. Ha. Ha ha. HAHAHAHA. Get stuffed.

Charlie Kirk couldn’t have risen to prominence without robust free speech. Now MAGA leaders are seeking to use his death to silence debate, @dgraham.bsky.social writes in The Atlantic Daily:

I’m in Chinese waters and can’t buy a ticket online to the Depeche Mode movie coming to my US hometown in October. This is a tiny thing. Imagine having to deal with this shite all the time.

Nine Inch Noize: Decoding Coachella’s curious mash-up

This is a vinyl listening bar in Seoul called Hellcafe. Super chill!

Sheltered by the sky off Korea.

Why is Charlie Kirk getting the near equivalent of a state funeral? This is ridiculous.

Under the volcano at Kagoshima, Japan.

Greetings from somewhere in the Pacific.

I understand that you have a different opinion, but have you considered that I’m tired and do not care?

Konichiwa from Japan.

A guy in a cowboy hat came onto the flight out of Houston and he was carrying a lariat. I would love to have sky-marshal cowboys roping people who don’t behave on the plane.

apnews.com/article/flor... AP was one of the few who correctly reported this. It’s not “all.”

We’re quite deep within the Singularity right now, though it’s turned out be the Singularity of Stupid (SoS), which effectively prevents the original concept of the Singularity from happening.

I’m so sorry to hear Ken Dryden has passed away. A thrill to watch when I was a little girl.

Proper music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Q3...

If you can get the Kanopy app via your local library (USA) you can watch a boatload of good movies, including the highly sought-after “Urgh! A Music War.” Watching it now! It’s free with your library card!

Remember when people would send those out-of-office messages like, “I’ll be away from X to X date and my internet service will be limited because this is how I’m telling all you peasants that I’m going on a luxury vacation?” Can’t do that any more. I always just say, “I’m off; be back on X date.”

One more day of work and then it’s

I need an app that you hold up like Shazam in your house to find things like your passport and those shoes you were planning to “break in” four years ago.

A lot of the big complainers about Bluesky are basically describing Threads but their real issue with Bluesky is that they specifically dislike around 12 people who they could ratio on Twitter if it still existed. It’s basically niche influencer drama pretending to be about policy

THREE MORE DAYS of work and I will be off the proverbial grid for a month!!

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

repeatedly emailing tens of millions of people that he is thinking a lot about what will happen when he dies is definitely helping, he should send more of these. i've only gotten like four of these in the last few days, keep it up, sir.

Goodnight have fun manifesting

I feel like Bluesky is the AP class or honors college of social media.

Have not been over here for a while, but it is refreshing to see what is not trending here.

I just honestly want to have unlimited wine and King Gizzard in my headphones right now.

http://www.vintageed... #yeg #Alberta #SNFU

If you’re not watching the King Gizzard livestream on YouTube right now, what are you even doing?

My God, NONE of the raging Taylor Swift drama seems to have made it over to Bluesky. You people are truly a cut above.

Triple-Grammy winner & Tiny Desk star Fantastic Negrito brings his blues-soul headline show to PILGRIM - Newcastle on 20th August. Support from Newcastle jazz-fusion band Swan Nek. skiddle.com/whats-on/New...

12x12 on wood