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Genuinely love the Tread Athletic reels of a guy ripping 91 five feet off the plate or bouncing a 58-foot slider and them just going “that had -5 inches of invert hell yeah keep it up.”

Happy Holidays! Here’s our special drink episode with @budterracebro.bsky.social and @margaritagrandpa.bsky.social. Enjoy! 249| A Very Drunk Tom & Ryan Christmas Episode (feat. LA Pat) open.spotify.com/show/4OMtOGp...

Ngl I throw my trash on yards that still have their Trump/Vance signs up

The future of the Cardinals hinges solely on getting rid of the Tums cam.

🎄 🎶 That’s a small dick, Mister Inch 🎶 🎄

This country is so cooked, and it gets cooked more and more each day

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well i think that matt eberflus is the best football coach in the whole world

There’s a guy in our fantasy league who is a Bears fan and for the last 3 years I keep betting him that the Bears will have a losing record and every year I grow $20 richer because of games like these

Fuck Bluey I’m glad he’s DEAD

Can’t wait to cook this fat turkey

@worstfansjosh.bsky.social and I lose our minds on all these supposedly “cultured” Europeans

Is this a safe space to make fun of the Mets?

We used to be a proper country

The Dodgers never take a day off

I think one of the worst things you can do to yourself is take a job in sales and be proud of it

Our goofy podcast has more followers on this app than Elon’s Third Reich lol

Hey the other place is full of Nazis so…uhhh, check out our latest episode! 245| Let’s Get Excited open.spotify.com/show/4OMtOGp...

Hey the other place is full of Nazis so gonna try and post here

Wow, Israel just can’t stop accidentally killing journalists and members of their family

Drew Bannister gonna fuck around and get that interim tag removed

Let’s all take a minute to remember Ashli Babbitt and how funny that shit was.

Currently banned on the other platform is it acceptable to say you hope fascists die over here?

My best friend’s birthday was yesterday so I went up to take him out, and the entire city of St. Louis channeled its chaotic energy into fucking with us. Mission accomplished.

Comes out Sunday. For real this time.

and that's why you spend a bunch of money on your baseball team

This World Series is gonna kick so much ass

How can they release Alan Wake 2 I AM STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF BALDUR’S GATE

Every time I get Long John Silvers I know I’m engaging in what will most likely be the most debilitating diarrhea of my life

I keep forgetting to post on here, but Part 3 of this big-ass project I’ve been working out comes out this Halloween. You’ll get soooo much pussy if you listen to it.

*in Jeff Goldblum voice* who wants to see my peeeenis?

Part 3 of our series on the 1982 Cardinals is gonna cover a lot; the teams struggles and successes up to the ASB, and the world-at-large featuring the fallout from years and years of American imperialist ambition.

5. It's an expression of pain.

Learning to draw jizz for uhhhh art

At this stage in life I’m confident that Mets fans have done more harm to humanity than Al Qaeda.

i’m really starting to suspect that abraham lincoln being shot was not part of the play

My best friend and I were joking about gay Starship Troopers and calling it Harddick Troopers and decided to immortalize him by drawing him as Casper van Dien after he blew up the Bust Bug

I’m starting to laugh at boomer humor it’s so fucking over for me

“Hello there. Couldn’t help but notice you were sleeping in too late.”

Tim Anderson cannot come back until he regains his honor by knocking a fellow baseball player out, preferably Josh Donaldson.

One of our fans asked me to ruin Billy and Mandy for them and this Billy dying of AIDs or something.

The Barbie movie fuckin slaps

Rangers fans are the Cardinals fans of the AL. @battingaround.bsky.social is totally correct on this.

SEX, IM WANTING MORE TELL THE PEOPLE STOP THE WAR

An entire article about the pain that is this 2023 Cardinals season.

Call her Kropotkin the way she conquests my bread

Would you like to see more about Cardinals baseball? Nope? Fine, hole it is.