261| Wopstradamus open.spotify.com/episode/1TL7...

We had juiced balls, now we have juiced bats, I propose juiced gloves in 2026

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. 2024↗️2025 #OpeningDay

I love a team that is savvy. The Tigers bringing back Flaherty is perfect. Moved him as a rental at the deadline for the Dodgers’ #3 prospect, C/1B Thayron Liranzo, just to get him a few months later on a team friendly deal ($17.5M AAV) before potential bonuses. #De2roit

We regret to inform all our listeners that we had to fire @worstfansjosh.bsky.social as our head of DEI after learning he abused copious amounts of WOKE at a work function. May God have mercy on his soul.

254| State of Decay (feat. LA Pat) open.spotify.com/show/4OMtOGp...

I just watched a home remedy reel on instagram that claimed soaking your feet in a mustard and hot water mixture is the cure for migraines. Meta is cooked

Honestly the highlight of my year was telling geezer Bill DeWitt to go fuck himself to his face in Cincinnati

Happy Holidays! Here’s our special drink episode with @budterracebro.bsky.social and @margaritagrandpa.bsky.social. Enjoy! 249| A Very Drunk Tom & Ryan Christmas Episode (feat. LA Pat) open.spotify.com/show/4OMtOGp...

Pizzeria Da Gloria hits every time 🤌

248| We Recorded this Before the Big News open.spotify.com/show/4OMtOGp...

This is your reminder that voting for HOF candidates who likely or possible did steroids is very very cool, whereas following fitness influencers who do is very very lame.

Pretty wild that all it took was the domino of Juan Soto signing for law enforcement to identify and locate Luigi Mangione for questioning.

Here’s my 2025 HOF Ballot #VoteForTen

I have to say, perhaps the most annoying new group of online people that aren’t directly political has to be the anti-seed oil people.

millions of Americans are suddenly experiencing what scientists are calling the Looney Tunes effect, where, upon seeing a photo of a billionaire, they instead see a steaming roasted chicken and start licking their lips

247| Arenado POSTED WHAT??? open.spotify.com/show/4OMtOGp...

"Leave it to the states"!* * Unless the voters disagree with us

Our co-host and producer @budterracebro.bsky.social woke up last night in Chinatown with people screaming “you killed health man” at him. We have no idea if he was involved in the latest Juan Soto talks or not, but let this be a lesson on the dangers of drinking and how cool it is.

As someone who had United healthcare and was denied basic coverage for various things last year, today’s news hits a little sweeter. Rest in piss.

1. Josh Hancock 2. Budweiser Quiche 3. The evils of Tow Truck Drivers

My favorite John Candy story, from character actor Troy Evans.

I’m thankful for teams spending money on top talent while my team rots

246| Clowning Around open.spotify.com/show/4OMtOGp...

Been looking for a new gig. Should I apply? I’m pretty well trained, I’ve seen Dogma like 10 times

Tingus Pingus being back before December 🍀

I know I could message them on the other site, but this app desperately needs CardinalsGifs and Kyle Reis to join the madness

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it."

Hey the other place is full of Nazis so…uhhh, check out our latest episode! 245| Let’s Get Excited open.spotify.com/show/4OMtOGp...

If Putin nukes us, it will all be okay. Inshallah

I love the weird little mechanic videos of them showing the effects not changing your oil. Saying to myself “now that’s some goop” right there

“Everything he is going through”, like we should feel bad that the guy catches heat for making the bird app a white nationalist utopia and that his Trans daughter hates him for being a bigoted harassing absent father? Poor fella

BREAKING: The Costco Guys have been appointed as co-secretaries to the department of energy because of their pro-boom policies. The Rizzler is being considered to replace Justice Clarence Thomas upon retirement.

-Buss Boy @ Texas Roadhouse -Resident Advisor (I was cool, and not like the creepy “cool” I swear) -Gas Station Clerk -Customer Support @ a now failed local tech startup -MO Democratic Party Field Organizer -Teaching Assistant (free grad school baybee) -Office Admin

Sure, they say that NOW

Be sure to do something nice for yourself this weekend instead of doom scrolling. Read a good book. Play board games with a loved one. Scream into a cave. Sort your doomsday seeds by season. Whisper the names of your enemies into the wicked ear of Crzthlach, the First God. Make a sourdough starter.

This is going to be the grimmest Toyotathon

I know we’re all pissed off and frustrated right now, but figured I’d bless you all’s feed with this picture of my dad who is trying to get the kids excited for a food drive at his school. There’s still good in the world, folks

Most recent ep of the pod. We’re miserable and understandably so. With the newcomers on the app, I wanted to share our left wing baseball/comedy podcast, give it a listen! open.spotify.com/episode/4cBY...

All I can hope for are serious cabinet appointees. Take treasury secretary, I found the perfect nonpartisan fit:

Fox News is really doing the whole “how many strips of bacon” thing to the Bidens here. Truly incredible

You know that super annoying fuck, Oliver Anthony? Well yeah, we covered his song in this one. Give it a listen! https://t.co/afMLhQivaB

It’s a special Josh & @worstfansnik.bsky.social episode! Give it a listen 👇🏻 https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstfansinbaseball/episodes/158-The-Josh--Nik-Show-e283du9

@worstfanstom.bsky.social and I cover the Rally Runner, the Rudy Giuliani transcript, the JoeRam/Tim Anderson brawl, and much more in episode 157 https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/worstfansinbaseball/episodes/157-Who-the-Hell-is-the-Rally-Runner-e27qqpa

Jordan Hicks going to throw so much faster in kilometers

Idk this could just be me, but the baseball movie, Rookie of the Year has a problematic child labor/exploitation element.

Can Bally sports just die already