I really wanted him to got to prison but at this point I’ll settle for dead.

hospital lab waiting room OH when patient states he’s had same insurance for years & never had a fee before: “We are allowing patients to pay their fee before they get their bill.” Oh. How altruistic.

Drop in for a quick lab…. With only 30 people in front of me. Good thing it’s a UA … 🫠

For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.

Here’s what was NOT released today: - the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ - the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed - communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison - the Epstein files

Achievement unlocked. On a temporarily busted Amtrak SEA-PDX. It’s kind of exciting? I’ve never had so much of a glitch riding the train.

Protecting his stock portfolio while ripping away health care from 17 million Americans. This is Washington at its worst. We need to ban Congressional stock trading.

I want a country where @sanders.senate.gov is bored.

@sewingdeadgirl.bsky.social posting about her trip to Tulsa sewing machine museum reminds me I recently got one of my dream machines. need power/pedal and the case, but I got the grasshopper from my friend Rebecca of Queen Bee fame.

CACO? Congress always chickens out?

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Go to 2 Stroke or go to Posey’s in Kenton.

Jesus effing Christ. Shoplifting is having a huge spike. I haven’t seen it “trendy” to shoplift in a long time. These two caught in PDX on camera & by the owner. “I’m sorry” on repeat as they gave it all back. Talk to your kids. Small business owners can’t afford this shit.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Portland’s water

#hrt birth control psa…. If your estrogen patches don’t stay on your skin either, Lexcam adhesives that go over stelo/dexcom/blood sugar monitors work really well. I tried everything: the blow dryer trick, sock glue, KT tape. Lexcam is the best.

We’ve already militarized the domestic police force. If the military can just be called in for any reason, why do cops need military weapons? They should give those back.

I hope they never stop tweeting. My god.

Let’s be clear: ICE injured and detained the president of SEIU California for peacefully observing. ICE picked the wrong side. The wrong state. The wrong person. and the wrong union. David Huerta stood up. And now 750,000 SEIU workers are standing up behind him. seiuca.org/press-releas...

Has anyone yet started clocking the sheer amount of time Cheeto has had protests & violent police responses under his times in office compared to other presidents?

I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time

Hell yeah! Great news for them.

#FEMA #HurricaneSeason www.reuters.com/world/us/fem...

#climatechange #climatecrises #greenenergy #science #globalwarming

What his husband said happened vs what's being reported. #LGBTQ #homophobia #KingOfTheHill

Alright Freelancers! You know what time it is? It's the first weekday of the month! Send out those invoices. No... do not shut down that laptop. Send them out. Send out reminders for anyone late or coming up on late. And do not let them talk you into Net 60.

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison

With his punk rock tufts, Mr. Dimorphic Jumping Spider might be one of the cutest jumping spiders around. He's been hanging out with me on the deck today. #invert (Maevia inclemens) Eastern PA

Get it get it get it!

With all due respect to Biden’s age and cognitive decline, HE didn’t cost the Dems the election. A combination of shit democratic strategists (like this shithead below) and America’s grotesque brand of sexism and racism cost the Dems the election.

Hell yeah ramen samplers!

Take that a step further... if you really want SHOPPERS at all, you'd support universal healthcare. The dead don't spend. How quickly we've forgotten 2020.

If you really want to shop small & local… if you really wanted your area to have vibrancy & personality, you’d support universal healthcare.

a friend just sent me this great 2023 GQ article by @viajoshhunt.bsky.social (in pdx no less) about the death of Italian bespoke tailoring. Good read. Sad - but also, a death of their own making in a lot of ways. #sewing getpocket.com/explore/item...

Art is science. It's chemistry. It's engineering. It's math.

Unless you know how to relace/set a busk on a corset, maybe don’t take them off of dress forms.

Pays all utility bills. E-mail notifications go off. “You have a new invoice!”

Customer bought this amazing denim with tan flocked sand dollar design. Comes in proudly wearing his pants and laughs, “it looks like I’m coveted in buttholes!” (He loved this.) Fast forward to this week, he shows me his the surfboard cover he’s making with the leftover butthole fabric. 1/

Doh! I was thinking of the ACP. Blerg. No more internetting for me. 🫣 my mistake.

be careful here promoting anything written by the AAP. The AAP intentionally tries to represent themselves as the American Board of Pediatrics instead of the relatively small, private lobby group. www.abp.org/content/pedi...

Lil joy from Craftcation - one of my crew mates had one in hot pink. It was pretty rad. If you want/need a safety vest, but don’t like how they look/feel… have you considered a lace one? (Walking, biking, working or just fun fashion!) 10% discount code: MAX10 lacesafetyvest.com

If you've never watched the netflix barbie show and died laughing over Raquel and the "gorge" episode... you might be using the word "gorge" - not to mean a valley with a river. not to mean eat too much. but because two syllables is too much when something is gorgeous. 🫣

well, it's nice to see at least Canada can learn lessons from history.

I’m not normally a bird watcher, but I was thrilled to catch a blue suited twit sleeping away the day.

this is often what "made in america" means.