Using apple’s live translation thing to watch the Universo broadcast of Sunday night football. This is the way to watch sports. Just enough information to follow along, none of the garbage inflections and trite opinions of American sportscasters.

My fellow insurrectionists and esteemed members of the Great Order of Antifa, Portland Chapter, I hope to see you on October 18th as we don our black anarchy hoodies and mobilize in the name of Soros!!! www.nokings.org

While I figure most earbuds are probably Apple AirPods quality or better, the sheer freakishness of the average Temu-inspired models is enough to prevent me from ever bothering to try them. WTF is this crap? I love the cyberpunk game and all but I’ve no desire to live in it.

You need another podcast in your life. One that isn't about true crime and murder, self-help, how to succeed in business, or politics. This could be that podcast. Join @pdxnevets.bsky.social and myself as we discuss soccer from the perspective of two dudes that happen to love the sport.

No one knows LESS about the “warrior ethos” than this miserable pussy.

If you haven’t yet seen the Tonya Chadwell video, I suggest tracking it down. To even have to live in the same country as this woman is an embarrassment. Her own daughter has basically disowned her. If you have a racist family member, just remember, it’s ok to cut them out of your life.

Trump spouting the word “anarchist” like it’s a bad thing. If it weren’t for traitors in government, no one would bother be an anarchist. It’s hard fucking work. The modern anarchist isn’t funded by a billionaire, they’re simply people that want to live their lives their way and be left alone.

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I've been wondering when the autistic among us might get a little tired of all of this negative attention, what with RFK Jr. treating the condition like COVID or Cancer. It's about time someone reported on this. Thanks @axios.com www.axios.com/2025/09/23/a...

This is the only 100% ESSENTIAL app for macOS 26 users. Forget the stupid glass thing. Forget the AI junk. THIS IS ALL YOU NEED. A million thanks!! Buy this man a coffee.

AL West Division Champs? I’ll take it.

So this “sniper” was supposedly anti ICE but shot and killed detained immigrants? Am I reading this correctly? He sounds way more pro ICE than anti ICE, just sayin.

Oh! I see the FBI found the "secret" documents that the FBI planted in Bolton's office! Finally! www.nysun.com/article/fbi-...

You Trump loving dicks can’t very well blame Biden for this shit now can ya?

Many of us weren’t watching KATU to begin with as this has been a long-running issue with Sinclair. Join us.

Excuse me while I take my daily Tylenol while giggling at the mere thought of anyone taking that hoarse spray-tanned Kennedy cunt seriously. Enjoy your headaches and joint pain, sheep.

The correct way to protest the bended knee of modern media and entertainment platforms is to grab yourself a NordVPN subscription and head to tpb.party. Download everything. Don’t give them another dime.

Just when I think that it’s ok to shrug off the plight of the Trump voters, I read something like this. Are they getting what they deserved? Or are they simply so brainwashed at this point that they’re lost forever. The latter possibility is heartbreaking. www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

Are there a lot of 6-month olds having consultations with their health care providers?

Fake President Donald J. Trump loses again. Because LOSER. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/19/b...

always thinking about how the cops in big cities have admitted on many occasions that they know *exactly* how to deal with one enormous march, but have no answers for a dozen little autonomous actions at the same time. food for thought!

If you’re wanting to hurt Disney for firing Jimmy Kimmel, your best target is ESPN.

Why should the self-proclaimed "tough guy" President be the first President in modern history that: 1. Can't take a joke 2. Can't take criticism 3. Threatens the careers of anyone violating 1 & 2? Seems like a weak AF wimp to me. Meanwhile, President Dipshit J. Boomer is still fixated on TV?

If any fictional character deserves a deep dive Netflix-style treatment, it's @stephenking.bsky.social's Holly Gibney. And rather than a mystery-of-the-week, 80s style show, Holly needs full season or miniseries story arcs. I can't think of a character I love more. Just no Amazon Prime, please.

Here’s how you protest @jimmykimmel.com getting the boot. Fuck you, Hulu.

Yes, @jimmykimmel.com was axed. Yes, that's horrible. And yes, you're going to do fuck all about it because you're weak, complacent, and your stupid kids LOVE that Star Wars and Marvel shit on the Disney Channel, and it's easier to accept your new reality than press a button and cancel Thor.

If I ever see another "Drew Barrymore reacts..." video on YouTube, it'll be too soon. Someone tell Drew to close her mouth ffs.

Is anyone else bothered that the dystopian super-corporate future depicted in Alien Earth is actually a fucking paradise compared to 2025 America under President Donald J. Fuckwad?

So, that's one at least. Can we get dozens more? Please? Don't leave poor Cory hangin'

My list of Top 100 All-Time Stupid Lists in @rollingstone.com will be available next week. Many thanks to my new employer for having the courage to allow me to publish such a list. It’s a good list. Some even say it’s a great list. Above all, and unlike Rolling Stone’s lists, it’s an accurate list.

That my school district even has to send this out to parents makes me sick. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. And fuck you racist trash out there. I can’t wait for the giant orange turd’s garbage economic policies to financially bankrupt you. God knows you’re already morally bankrupt.

The removal of Launchpad from MacOS Tahoe is one of the worst decisions Apple has made in recent years. I can't believe that many people want their stupid iOS apps mixed in with their Mac apps. At least give me some customization options FFS.

Losing both Robert Redford and Gene Hackman in a single year sucks, especially with no one even coming close to filling their shoes in present day Hollywood.

Not at all shocked that you don’t see @nintendousa.bsky.social on the list of Gaming 4 Good champions. Separating that unholy turd of a company from even the first nickel is likely impossible. www.valnetinc.com/en/gaming4go...

I figured I could escape the daily doomscroll with the iOS 26 update. After all, I heard it's SO RADICALLY DIFFERENT that it might keep me busy for a while. It's not. In fact, I'm annoyed at the hype around it far more than the update itself. It looks fine; works fine. What more could I want?

Hi. I’m an antifascist liberal. Remember when we could trust @msnbc.com and @npr.org etc.? Those were the good old days but times have changed. Stop posting their stuff. Stop consuming their content. Stop mentioning them at all (yes I know I just did; be better than me) They’re the other enemy now

Installed the LinkedIn app to exchange messages with some sports league execs. I’m not sure the relentless notifications from desperate attention-seeking assholes was worth it.

The sheer amount of bloviating from the right around Charlie Kirk’s death is beyond comprehension. The Oath Keeper mouth-breather statements are particularly subcuck stupid. “WE ARE ANGRY! LOOK AT ME!!” www.wired.com/story/far-ri...

I don't want to see a single politician on either side condemning the murder of Charlie Kirk. You have the power to change all of this gun control bullshit at any time. Fix it or fuck off. Thoughts and prayers to your (grand)children when you explain that you failed out of selfishness & greed.

Pfft. Screw Nintendo and fuck their Nintendo Direct. I can't support a company that'll shit all over their own legacy and then incarcerate and sue people who try to preserve it. And enjoy your new Metroid game. It'll be a Switch 2 exclusive now, so you waited 7 years for nothing.

Reading updates on a shooting and OH HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A NEW ERA BASEBALL CAP? How are we still relying on stupid, unrelated pop-up ads to sell shit in 2025?

Glenn Beck would like you to know that his daughter was at the scene when Charlie Kirk was shot. He would also like you to know that he is "absolutely not irrelevant" and of course he'd like to insert himself into the running internet commentary around all of this. Most of you: "Who is Glenn Beck?"

I'd offer thoughts and prayers for Charlie Kirk but fuck Charlie Kirk. Cold? Sure, but he deserves much worse than my off-handed dismissive comments. apnews.com/article/char...

A very happy #909day to all who celebrate. I no longer have a real 909 as I sold it for rent money years ago, but my love for it lives on through other Roland gear.

Reminder: you live in a country that spends more time congratulating a washed up pop star for winning an MTV award than focusing on the issues that will inevitably impact their lives in a negative fashion. And you expect your Bluesky outrage will somehow return them to face reality? Please.

If @microsoft.com thinks AI and Co-Pilot is even remotely useful, they're kidding themselves. If it's so fucking smart, why can't it figure out that I don't want spam from [email protected] despite me telling it over 30 times now?

Tell me you're a complete wimp without telling me you're a complete wimp, President Donald "Bone Spurs" Trump.

Reminder #14,838 that you needn't follow me on social if your feed is littered with love for President Cankles J. Combover. I'll block you, but not before shitposting an impressive number of insults in your replies (the true superpower of AI in 2025).

To ALL members of government, Give us the Epstein files or go fuck yourself. When you’re done fucking yourself, give us the Epstein files. Xoxo.