everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

If you were looking for a quick way to kill a trend, Sony announcing a movie about it is probably up there for the quickest

KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO THE HONEYED LIES OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

I can understand people not liking Blair Witch Project, but if your only criticism is "this was dirt cheap to make, why couldn't they just buy a tripod lolololol" I'm immediately going to dangle keys in your face

Peppy Hare in his COCKpit

Woke up from a nap, guess who was also restless. #fcf #nsfw #irlnudes

hey i don’t usually make posts like these but i see a certain comic artist has made their way here, you might know him from his “daily life of a gay couple” comics, but he made this horribly transphobic comic and threw a temper tantrum when people called him out for it a while back, so look out

My brand It calls to me

Ha ha oh no a local married bear couple live right up the street and have been hitting on me for the past three days 💦💦

I wish Andrew Cuomo a very happy get fucked, dickless

In a fiery speech after his win, NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani warned President Trump that the city will stand united: "To get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

JAMAICA THEY'RE TRAPPED DOWN IN JAMAICA THEY CAN'T EVEN JA-PARTY ITS SO UNFAIR

Alan Moore knows the score

This is a really wonderful thread, and I'll piggyback on this with my own BS: When I was younger I mistakenly identified my self-loathing as edgy, attention-seeking self deprecation. I corrected for the attention-seeking part, prioritizing what, to my assumption, most negatively impacted others.

it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age

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Found out my mother watches Tubi whenever my dad watches TV, by which I mean, I was walking by and heard "but you can't just proposition the alpha like that!" This is hell. I died a tragic but glorious road death on the way back here and this is actually my hell.

Reminder, the current plan is to say "the unemployment rate certainly has gone down now that all the unemployed have starved to death" in six months

You will suffer the curse of caw! Share if you care to spread the curse even further!  #fishcrow #art

That time of year again, huh?

Live free, die stubborn

A big lesson of the civil rights movement was that everyone has their own activism and we support each other. If you're a radical activist, you can draw fire away from peaceful protestors. If you're a pacifist and you see radicals fucking shit up, no you didn't. You didn't see a damn thing.

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

My parents are on the extreme end of the boomer spectrum and when I tell you I do not understand how they function with the level of overstimulation in their house, constantly. They have six different alarms, including front, back, and garage door alerts, a ring cam that activates

Ah, Texas. My home state.

This arc in Bleach is full of moments for this

Let’s go, Thursday.

Re: every headline involving education

the microplastics and heavy metals in my body squaring up to decide who gets to give me cancer

What do you do when it feels like the weight of the world is pressing down on your chest? I've been so overwhelmed and all I can feel right now is pressure on the pit of my stomach and bile in the back of my throat constantly.

Let me reiterate: that shit ain't real. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

holy fuck minmo...

"so there's a divine form of truth that can't be grasped..." "oh, like the truth that can be felt?" "yeah, but this one is the shape of the vessel's emptiness rather than the water within." "wait, but that's sick, because you can find meaning in stillness and silence." "exactly."

Back in Texas. Not sure how I'm feeling honestly. Tired and numb right now.