happy easter

look whomst amongst us has not supped upon a butteredscotch puddi after a midnight bongbowl ???

For your consideration

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

I certainly did NOT play slay the spire 2 for six hours and forget to eat food I am most certainly not a hungy baby bitch

A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

Yeah that’s cool

It is, quite possibly, puppy time with Roux

more brush practice

He's from Beetlejuice. Not THE Betlegeuse, mind you. It's a different one. The name thing is just a weird coincidence.

Sketched out a little Deadlock OC, Rozwell. An intergalactic explorer and gonzo journalist that's been "stranded" (ie on extended vacation) on Earth for 500 years before the first Maelstrom.

I'm so upset that the cyberpunk future we find ourselves in can be boiled down to "a mid-tier Black Mirror plot" like at least by this point in the Cyberpunk timeline we had flying cars and full-body modification. But noooo, it's death betting and brain rot. God, I hate it here

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

🚨🚨 Attention TFF: I am looking for a key like this, it unlocks... Uhh.... Something of great value to me Please let me know if anyone has seen it. It is very important that we find it before my flight 😭

Happy Pride Everyone! Stay safe, stay hydrated and wear sunscreen! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

wwWAIT TIL ALL THE [[ Hochi Mamas]] GET A LOAD OF THISS SWEET [[Cungadero]]

Heading up to TFF for the afternoon, here's how you can spot me

Seven-word death punch

I am never beating the "whitey that calls every animal 'buddy' on sight" allegations

f o r g

Locking in today like

Sup, it's #TummyTuesday, who's gonna help a bud chill out?

Power Couple

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪

I'm making an effort to be sociable again, life kinda kicked the shit out of me for the past year and a half and took most of my sense of humor with it. But learning how to appreciate comedy again and taking improv classes has really helped to get me back into bantering with folks

Gonna be scoping out TFF sometime this weekend, iffin ya see me, point and scream "INTERLOPER!"

soft belly solid muscle

last but not least

and of course how could i forget:

Normally not a fan of the "Energy drinks trying to be other food products" genre, but they successfully reverse-engineered Tahitian Treat and made it sugar free here, so I'll give this a pass

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

@dratty.bsky.social happy birthday, Mel!

this is so god damn funny

If you immediately mute team speak, Deadlock is pretty tolerable ngl

Waking up from a 20 minute nap: ah yes, you have rested well and revitalizing your energy reserves, you may now enjoy the rest of your afternoon with vin and vigor Waking up from a 21 minute nap: you have bastardized the concept sleep. You will never feel rested again and your mother is ugly

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

His greed sickens me

"I hope his PANTS get caught and a BLOODBATH ensues."

Quote this post with a gif of one of your fave movies