And I'm the rancid cave slut who just broke into your kitchen to make HOTDOG NACHOOOOOOOOOS

The good news is, the drat is thoroughly insulated and prepped for hibernation YES we hibernate DON'T look it up, you can't trust google, it's fine. Bad news is, he's grown accustomed to his diet and will be DEVASTATED if you try to scale back. You can't do that to him, can you? 🎨 By Chubby-shark

The good news is, the drat is thoroughly insulated and prepped for hibernation YES we hibernate DON'T look it up, you can't trust google, it's fine. Bad news is, he's grown accustomed to his diet and will be DEVASTATED if you try to scale back. You can't do that to him, can you? 🎨 By Chubby-shark

Pfft Tumblr decided to alert me that a post I reblogged over 13 years ago was flagged as porn and hidden. Wow

I just realized there's a Phil Collins Tarzan song playing on the store radio rn

Croc with extra neck chonk for asanjawa (FA)

Happy Halloweenie! 👻 youtu.be/DIG-5BVN7jY?...

"All my sissies are getting whammed up tonight too"

Happy ooky spooky

synth-drat..

blerf..

Got thai green curry from a local place that I love and got the usual spice level. This time it came with a little lidded cup with chili flakes and whatnot, I figured oh, maybe they forgot to mix it in and just gave it to me this way. No, that was extra... Whoooooooo it's good but she's hottt

𝔄𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔞 💫

The trade paperback of the NYT-bestselling Absolution, Southern Reach series, is out today from Picador in the US and 4th Estate in the UK! A finalist for the LA Times book prize and one of the most lauded novels of 2024. Buy now from your favorite bookstore. Now with a Julia Armfield introduction..

Could use some help with transportation with all the appointments I have coming up. Sharing is appreciated.

me and I can't stress this enough, ow

I've been playing through KH again for the first time since before 3 came out and last night, I beat Riku in just a few tries, watched the like 5 minute cut scene after, tried to leave the room and the game crashed. And then I was tired and my edible was kicking in and it took me like 15 more tries

POV: you dashed a few pizzas and two liters and this guy rolls his chair over to the door to answer. "What, it said 'leave at door'. Now, you gonna stare all day, or come help me with this?" (🎨 @/conell.bsky.social )

Babe wake up, new Blood Red Throne single youtu.be/Y1txXsqWR7E?...

playing through Kingdom Hearts again for the first time since the months before 3 came out, god I love this stupid ass series

Baphomet bust #kaseyart #penandink

Getting that belly full... Commission for bigmaster.bsky.social and Dratty.bsky.social

Oh to be a bear this week...

Jesus holy ghosted them again #Rapture

They gone yet?

Winter coats make great excuses for overall width! Ft. @bluescale.bsky.social

This really shouldn't surprise me at this point, but I still wanna barf that shit gives you brain worms

if you are going to put a special belt in the game that is very easy to obtain and is only going to be replaceable with heroic raid level gear TAKE BELTS OFF THE LOOT TABLES OF EVERYTHING ELSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

My bad.. 🐯💦💦 (🎨 BearlyFeline years agooo)

Damn, 52, way too early. At the Gates' impact and influence on metal, death metal, metalcore, etc simply cannot be overstated. So glad I got to see them back in 2018, they were fuckin great. RIP, Tomas.

Bella would you still love me if I was long

Yaaa eat shit, fucko

BREAKING: Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years in prison for coup plot

If you see a bright light, chuck, go towards it 🖕🖕

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

ABSOLUTION isn't available in paperback, yet, but you can still preorder it! Barnes & Noble is running a preorder sale until tomorrow, September 5. Members of their free rewards program get 25% off. Use code PREORDER25 at checkout. #BNPreorder

For several months I've been using my beyond shoulder length hair to hide an earbud in one of my ears since I largely work alone and kind of lose my mind otherwise just listening to the same 30 or so songs day in and day out over the store radio. God it makes my days so much more bearable

First off, how dare you. Second, Weh…

Saw this goat at a book shop yesterday and I liked their vibe.

When you're just trying to have lunch in your car and you find out it's National Dog Day Woof..

Charlie Kirk looks like the subject of a Monster Factory video about five minutes and maybe 7 sliders in.