There are still a lot of cookies and milk to indulge in 💕

If you saw a large, stripey, but definitely not fat thing in your house last night and eating all your cookies and nog but not leaving any presents, no you didn't, santa's not real and neither am I hic

Do you think pregnant reindeer lactate eggnog? I'm just asking questions

If you saw a large, stripey, but definitely not fat thing in your house last night and eating all your cookies and nog but not leaving any presents, no you didn't, santa's not real and neither am I hic

merr crammus!

Oop- I got reindeer'd by @bluescale.bsky.social and now I'm suddenly baking aaaalll the cookies, just like mom used to! now GET EATING

shoutout to the guy in the None So Vile shirt I had the briefest moment of "nice" with on my way out to lunch. Both briefly glanced at each other (big undercut/unstyled hawk on him, my hair down past my shoulders), down at each other's shirts, quick nod of acknowledgement, and went on our way

I almost forgot, my sister and brother-in-law were out shopping yesterday and someone told him he reminded them of, in my sister's words, "some like Norwegian black metal or death metal guy, I don't know" I was like, jesus I hope it wasn't Varg. IT WAS a) NO resemblance b) WHO FUCKING SAYS THAT

❄️🌲🪾📖 I hope everything goes well for all of you animals who live inside the screen of my phone.

Happy Solstice ❄️

Happy Solstice 🦉 #kidlitart #watercolor #gouache

Oh yeah, it did feel particularly dark this morning..

important

Got a new mattress for the first time in well over a decade and now I'm kinda like

Just asked by a coworker what "me and my lady" we're doing for the holidays I'm devastated, I need to be MORE gay

"Fupa Fingered at the Fabric Store"💀💀💀

alt universe in which Lex Luthor animated series memes were a thing

Belt broke worse and had to rig it with a drawstring from my hoodie to get through the latter half of my shift...

I don't go here, but good shit, dude

There are.. so many Christmas cookies in the house right now...

Really makes you think

what is that instinct in some people, especially like coworker not really a friend but chat sometimes thing, when you are CLEARLY not in the mood, to just press and continue to try to pull you into their jokes or whatever? it's like a challenge, how dare you be in a sour mood? it's 7 am, go away

For anyone thinking of downloading this: (Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)

Honestly, I'm the same way to an extent. I will always love a bare belly, but a fat belly in a too-small shirt is 10x hotter

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You know what they say, it ain't the holidays until a belt loop gives out partway through your shift.. >>;; That's a saying, right?

Trying to get anything intelligent out of me after like 9 pm:

me laying in bed trying to get my brain to shut up and go to sleep while dreading work in a few hours

I hate it here I hate this holiday I hate these people fuck off and let me go home and take gummies and sleep

I can't help that they don't make shirts for people who have the audacity to be tall AND round My hoodie doesn't even cover all the way...

I found that doodling some silly wolf-type creatures helps during art blocks :) #digitalart #art

Today is the Trans Day of Rememberance. We are still losing so many innocent souls to murder and suicide. Sadly, in this climate of genocidal hostility cultivated by public figures and governments alike, it isn't surprising. We must fight back. For the fallen. And for those still with us. #TDOR

This is still so funny to me, but also I think an interesting record of my shift towards caring less and less about being seen as overtly MAN/MASC and more interested in just being soft and round and fuzzy and comfy.

saturday weed nap...... that was nice..

when he just ate everything in your pantry and fridge but knows you're still gonna order doordash..

Aight y'all. I'm ready to admit I'm in need of some help. www.gofundme.com/f/SolSupport Thank you for any of your time.

And I'm the rancid cave slut who just broke into your kitchen to make HOTDOG NACHOOOOOOOOOS

The good news is, the drat is thoroughly insulated and prepped for hibernation YES we hibernate DON'T look it up, you can't trust google, it's fine. Bad news is, he's grown accustomed to his diet and will be DEVASTATED if you try to scale back. You can't do that to him, can you? 🎨 By Chubby-shark

The good news is, the drat is thoroughly insulated and prepped for hibernation YES we hibernate DON'T look it up, you can't trust google, it's fine. Bad news is, he's grown accustomed to his diet and will be DEVASTATED if you try to scale back. You can't do that to him, can you? 🎨 By Chubby-shark

Pfft Tumblr decided to alert me that a post I reblogged over 13 years ago was flagged as porn and hidden. Wow