Balatro launched one year ago today I often say I made this game for myself and friends, but seeing so many people connect with Balatro has filled this past year with joy. Thank you players, your love and support have kept Balatro thriving! I appreciate you all naneinf! 🍌

This is Huxley. He hopes you're having a good day, but if not, he’s conveniently right here and an excellent listener. 14/10 (IG: hugoandursula)

El meltdown magazolano es monumental.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”

It may seem like Donald Trump is not being serious about annexing Canada, Mexico, Greenland and the Panama Canal, but considering his stance on the Russian invasion of Ukraine I’d be more concerned about whether or not Congress would let him.

MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security

"it's him officer, the shooter"

If we weren't at such a weird moment in history, the collapse of Assad's regime would be widely understood as a huge success for the Biden administration, which pursued sanctions on Russia and Iran as well as Syria, armed Ukraine and thus weakened Russia, and supported Syrian democrats and activists

Posible liberación de 300 presos políticos en #Venezuela 🇻🇪

Esta noche el líder y activista Jesús Armas sufrió una desaparición forzosa. Aún se desconoce su paradero. Él ha apoyado a los familiares de los presos políticos en su reclamo de justicia y en la denuncia de sus condiciones. Queremos saber, ¿dónde está Jesús Armas? #DDHHEnVenezuela

i get it. i played lethal company ONCE and now i can’t stop stealing engines and road signs from local warehouses

¿Cómo que la intro de Creature Commandos es Moliendo Café?

And now I'm sad about this kid who is a murderer forever.

I think that if the people celebrate your death, accross the political spectrum too, just by virtue of your profession is because your profession is immoral.

Yet another famous alumnus who the University of Pennsylvania won’t publicly acknowledge…

TIL that the VA for Caitlyn in Arcane is the same actress that played Cho Chang in Harry Potter.

Syria is falling in front of our eyes. Please be respectful of the tankies in your life in what is undoubtedly a very difficult time for them.

Syrian people have been to hell and back, fear-mongered, rejected as refugees by rashist-inspired xenophobia throughout Europe, treated as a second class elsewhere, received empty promises and assurances. They deserve our support as they forge their future. thesyriacampaign.org

Hoy y mañana y siempre se bebe por Siria libre Today and tomorrow and always we'll drink for a Free Syria Gloria a los héroes sirios! Glory to the Syrian heroes!

APNewsAlert: BEIRUT (AP) — Syrian government appears to have fallen in stunning end to 50-year rule of Assad family after lightning rebel offensive.

(Reuters) - Syria's army command notified officers that President Bashar al-Assad's rule ended following a lightning rebel offensive. Syrian rebels said Damascus was 'now free of Assad.' https://reut.rs/3ZI7sFb

Events keep evolving so fast this tweet is outdated. It seems he was held accountable into the ground LMAO

Amazing events have unfolded in Syria. I hope someone holds al-Assad accountable, wherever he decides to hide now. I’m not sure what will happen next, but I remain hopeful for the best. If I had to focus on another country's reaction or involvement in the immediate future, it would be Türkiye.

rip bozo won't be missed #syria

we have managed to completely dehumanize CEOs and I think that is funny

Syrian rebels threaten Damascus, Assad from north and south

May they all sleep soundly tonight for the first time in years And may Assad never do so again

*sad violin noises*

mmmm

hoy, mañana y siempre ❤️

oh wow

ceo of misogyny

Meta, $META, joins Amazon, Google and others in turning to nuclear generation to fuel AI data centers. It wants to add 1 to 4 gigawatts of nuclear generation capacity starting in the early 2030s, it said in a release. A typical U.S. nuclear plant has a capacity of 1 gigawatt.

BREAKING: Local Idiot Plays Worst Recorded Game of Balatro in History; "Absolute Dogshit" Exclaim Observers

Remnant of marble flooring at Hadrian’s Villa near Tivoli, Italy. Mosaic-ish. #AncientBluesky #MosaicMonday

"Putin-Khuilo" 🇬🇪💙💛

the discussion about Misato using her sexuality to manipulate Shinji usually stops at the morality of it (i.e. SA to a minor) but I think that the implication is that she is so fucked up from her own traumas that she perceives sex as the ultimate reward

they normalizing political corruption on main

jueguen balatro

my mom asked what balatro was and started looking into the game. oh no.

the way the dominoes are falling into place I wouldn’t be surprised if something actually DID happened in Venezuela