Happy Mother’s Day

Why don’t they make albums like Peter Gabriel’s “So” anymore?

Been over on Instagram and offshore lighthouses have become my entire personality.

Toronto smiles upon me: I had my first white squirrel sighting.

Can’t decide if she’s more of a Flopsy, Mopsy, or a Cotton-Tail.

I will not be accepting a fitness challenge from a gentleman named SLIMELORD1.

My mental state these days

Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull

Why is the Calm app so cluttered and overwhelming.

She was given one piece of popcorn and then she needed to supervise the rest.

I sat on a Mini Egg and crushed it. I’m a horrible Cadbury bunny.

The morning so far

What a smooth ride. Did the whole line. I am a light rail enthusiast! #Line5 #EglintonCrosstown

Happy Sports Eurovision to all who celebrate.

Therapy is not enough. I need to fight Tiktaalik.

The Sunday scaries are starting on Saturday morning these days.

All I want to do is process archival collection, eat hot chip, and lie.

Practically starving for some blue skies and sunshine.

We’ve been dressing up the dog.

She just woke up and already she’s had enough.

Mods are asleep. Post beverages.

My husband and I made pomanders and drank some nog. Let the festivities begin!

I just saw the Grinch on the 90 Vaughan Road bus.

When this SAD lamp starts working it’s over for you bitches.

This is what they call you.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Kids are coming to the door but not knocking or saying trick or treat or anything? They just stand there waiting for me to open the door? I feel very very old.

Cool the Bart, the Halloween decor in my neighbourhood.

It’s late October and my fridge is full of beers called “Satan’s Blood” and “Goblin Piss” and “Dr. Johnathan Darkling’s Olde Fashioned Pumpkin Ale.”

My dinner tonight is visiting from the 1970s. #brown #orange

Attaching this photo to every email I send from now on.

Trying this revenge bedtime procrastination thing the kids are all talking about.

Nobody showers in their swimsuits to settle an argument anymore and I think that’s disgraceful.

That faint hope when hearing the first few bars of Brain Stew by Green Day that it’s the Godzilla version…

Absolutely not.

We used to be a proper Matrix.

Hi from the garden!

Admire my beans.

It came true.

The city needs to cut the shit and build a pool less than a block from where I live.

my cousin's neighbor's horses got out last night and decided to go for a swim she texted me this and i think you should see it

Oh good I have the day off and so does the neighbourhood fellow who likes to have a buzzsaw going from sun up to sun down.

Shocked to learn that Clippy’s real name is actually Clippit??!

donkey kong should have interests beyond bananas, let him evolve as a person

I think I would have a good time on the sloop John B.