I named my fists climate crisis because by the time you have obvious evidence of their apocalyptic potential you are already covered in flies o it’s supposed to be funny? I’ll do another one hang on what do you mean I ruined it

I really would like to write another Jack Price book.

Okay so this is cool but I am totally not freaking out variety.com/2025/tv/glob...

You should definitely read all of this thread and then go read The Price You Pay because Aidan is a living treasure and also quite maladapted

Sir, this is an Arby's

(Thread breaks multiple times, so to avoid that, go to this one, scroll all the way up, visit the bathroom, grab a drink and a snack, then SETTLE IN.) bsky.app/profile/aida...

When I lock myself in a room naked to write a novel no one calls it inspiring I am doing this wrong.

The only part of this I understand is the guy who wrote I WAS A WALL STREET SEX UNICORN AND I PENETRATED BITCOIN WITH MY ENORMOUS SPANGLED HORN that man is a fucking artist

One time I met this guy he was a talented doomed fuckhead of the kind you find on Wall Street and in Hollywood that is to say he talked a great game and he could actually play but he was so damn high all the time you could be forgiven for thinking he was an asshole.

Any house is a houseboat if the water rises enough. Not necessarily a successful one.

I’m less a military threat than an atrocious moral collapse in a suit

This is true

I write FICTION you appalling awful humans DO NOT MAKE ME A DAMN NEO-REALIST bsky.app/profile/robe...

Bold choice from the former Prime Minister because one so rarely sees ball gags in secondary colours. An unkind person might speculate there was a degree of projection involved here if they were very unkind which for example I am.

I have no idea about any of this except that obviously it will be amazing and everyone will love me

Asshole on what planet am I more likely to use the term B-road than broad for fuck’s actual everliving sake I don’t even own a car

“Just cut the red wire.” They tell you she died naturally Adam but it was in the line she was one tough old broad

@aidantruhen.bsky.social this gave me incredible Jack Price vibes please enjoy. I’m worried the algorithm knows me too well.

This story is amazing

The sheer quantity of shit that is on fire right now.

The full and proper version. Look, I'm doing my best...

Unsafe at any hour

Harsh but not unfair

Cannot believe you put this fucking travesty on my plate

I exist because he believes in humanity. bsky.app/profile/hark...

"That's no moon ...."

Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway. "All happy Mrs Dalloways are alike; each unhappy Mrs Dalloway is unhappy in her own way."

Unsolicited writing advice, no. 940000: The senses are a way of connecting with your readership. Use them all. Don't forget scent, touch and taste as well as just sight and sound. Describing something ordinary via an unexpected sense can suddenly make it fresher and more interesting.

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

thinking of one of abraham lincoln's great quotes this morning: "As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."

I could write a whole novel about what happens if you add Jack to the group chat.

Unsolicited writing advice, no: 73: Stop calling yourself an "aspiring writer." Just write. Now, you're a writer. Keep writing, reading, observing, learning. Soon, you'll be a better writer.

This from @omgskr.bsky.social is 100% gold none of us will ever be this good www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/exc...

This story is amazing

Wrong train. I am in the wrong place.

I’m a TV guy now bring me more shaved kiwi fruit and liposuction hold all my calls I’m in a jacuzzi with five assistants taking extensive notes no obviously I kid TV is not like any more that it’s more I have my feet in a basin of mustard water and I’m shouting at a Furbee

This does not happen to me at all

At school drop-off awhile back, one of the other parents pulled me aside & whispered the most 19th century thing anyone’s ever said to me: “I‘ve heard your…situation has changed. And I just wanted to say that I know several well-to-do mariners if you ever look for love again…” WELL TO DO MARINERS

WE RIDE AT DAWN.

I know it is not absolutely a crisis but it is very bad let me tell you what has happened

Book recs for the day they are not evil book recs I have a soul too: Fugitive Pieces (Anne Michaels) Red Doc> (Anne Carsen) The Shipping News (E Annie Proulx) To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee) The Devil Drives (Fawn Brodie) Memory (Lois McMaster Bujold) A Room of One’s Own (Virginia Woolf)

ANYWAY, did you know there's an extension you can put on Chrome that will connect with your local library system and when you go look at a book, say on AMZ, it will tell you if that book exists in the library system and if it's available? It's literally called Library Extension.

David Niven's birthday, is it? Time once more for The Greatest Picture Ever Taken, then.

It’s just lonely you assholes

What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize? I think we have a winner.

At a time when the rule of law is under global attack, those electronic books people have made the Sunday Times bestseller #FakeLaw a Kindle Monthly Deal, a stonking 99p. Those in power misrepresent the law to advance their own agendas. Don’t let them lie to you. www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B081...

I once aspired to be the world’s most noted irrational asshole this is how the gods humble us.

This is how a gentleman does it, fuckers