starring: punished "venom" blake the phantom bidet (i miss my toilet)

i wish i could call my vape

how long can you go without sleeping before it gets dangerous? it's only like 3 days, right??

look i dont WANT more capitalism but if we're doing this bullshit anyway, can we please at least skip to the part where i get to pilot an Armored Core and do morally questionable(bankrupt) things for money?

i miss the pikman pfp i feel like he looks better with a cigarette

im very annoying.

waiting for the next part of my life to start ahhhhhhhhhh im so impatient

This little lady is still looking for a loving home. She’s got sensitive skin so she’s enjoying the shirt love. Meet Tippi, she’s in the Cleveland Area via City Dogs

i finally had a moment to email my ex-boss's wife about all of the shitty weird sex pest stuff that he was doing.

oh hell yeah i found some money behind my desk while i was packing!

losing a parent never feels better, does it? it's one of those things that a whole new perspective has to form around and callous over. like deep stretching before working out. normalcy goes the way of the overton when in this level of turmoil

no sleep

'animals who just look pissed for no reason whatsoever' is my favorite genre

im finally home from Colorado where we buried my mom, back home with our family. *sigh* now i have to relearn life for a little bit. being unemployed, and in the process of moving is not helping this all. this was a fucking lot at once lol today I'm playing video games and grieving and sleeping.

idk how to explain it, but Jeff Vandermeer is sci-fi Cormac McCarthy

My buddy's dad had a pretty bad tumble and could use some help. If ya got it drop a couple bucks, if not share it around for them as a favor to me. Godspeed Pud n' Pops

I put together a gofundme for my dad If you can't donate, a share would still mean a lot I appreciate all of you so much gofund.me/db5eddacc

sad

SCANDALOUS INFO: (1996) You guys, it turns out Bill Clinton really loves to nut! SCANDALOUS INFO: (2025) Guys, you are not going to believe this update...

Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

mandatory airport listening

i thought it was "power"?

im really glad youre able to make the worst thing thats ever happened to me about you i was worried for a second there

omg im so embarrassing lol

Hey guys! Sorry if i was messy. we chill now 🫠

forcing my brother to like me (and become a communist)

i will not post thru this but know that im pretty bummed rn

Hallucigenia sparsa, a small lobopodian from the Cambrian-age Burgess Shale, climbing on a sponge.

obligatory moon is my wife joke

she is home now. she only has very minor injuries. she is holding my arm. I guess I have another dog now.

a zyn in every quadrant of my mouth just to remember what it's like to feel something

ive never known a silence so abrupt

I need $1600 to get my mom's dog out of the animal welfare that she got taken to after the crash. if you can help, i just got laid off and my life is in shambles rn. i just lost my mom and my grandma just a month ago. i also have general funeral expenses and shit. thanks venmo.com/code?user_id...

my mom died.

haha i really got me

Thats not the surprise I wanted!

i am stupid

as much as twitter is just nazi hell, i miss my friends this never ended up feeling the same feeling homesickness for a website should be studied by brain studying people

drunk ama

i love when mbt talks about a format that he clearly doesnt have firsthand experience for

walking the pointy one

life hard bed soft

never underestimate how much inviting your friend to participate in some dumbfuckery can make their day lol new repo update is 10/10 youtu.be/Us28Z8hon_M

life be fallin apart fr tho

i hate not having IRL yugi friends i wanna play genesys so bad but i can't justify putting money into the game when im not even brave enough to weather locals

you ever get in the shower and for the first few seconds of the water hitting your skin your brain is like damn this shit dry asf

my mom's dog is pointy

can't sleep