Who is going to remind Alan Dershowitz of his promise

RIP Lao Tzu, you would have loved LSD.

Made the mistake of picking up a pen again. #drawing #cats #art

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944

i made this meme which is better than the article:

Same energy.

"ANTI-ICE"

I get irrationally angry every time I see the spoon I accidentally stole from a restaurant in my silverware drawer because it doesn't belong and the texture is wrong, but I can't bring myself to toss it because I would feel bad for not letting it do its duty of being a spoon.

Fun fact: 9 out of 10 pregnant women stop taking Tylenol just before their child gains the level of autism that makes them a Stellaris player.

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

All muscle car drivers are bastards.

Charlie Kirk was to TPUSA what Tito was to Yugoslavia. There's no way that TPUSA can survive for very long past the loss of their leader. He WAS that org. They'll ride this wave, coast for a few years as a husk of what they used to be, and then fold like a wet blanket.

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week

I cannot wait to get myself a button that says "if Charlie Kirk was so pro-life, why did he die?".

Notice how not a SINGLE CLIP of Charlie Kirk is being shown on TV as the news organizations try to eulogize him kindly. Even Fox News. You cannot show a SINGLE THING he ever said that wasnt spewing HATE and violence. What a legacy.

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

If the shooter had good motives, they're a Luigi. If they're a fellow right-winger, they're a Waluigi

gotta say a gross display of police incompetence wherein the shooter just disappears would be the icing on the cake for this

We cannot allow Charlie Kirk to emotionally hijack the narrative of 'Nazi lives don't matter'.

I hope the bullet is okay

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

Q: Would you consider deploying the national guard to Milwaukee? Vance: "We want to be invited into Milwaukee...We would love to come and help the people of Milwaukee. But the President of the United States has said he wants to be asked."

the people who made this thing should be treated like dealers who mix fent into drugs.

We can't talk about what's going on without talking about the deplorable state of law enforcement in this country and Democrats can't do that until they discard reflexive rhetoric like "Of course we have to respect the police." No we don't! Not when they act like this! And you should say it!

Hope all the pick-me's are happy. Couldn't be a clearer example of why you never work with fascists even if it means you think you'll be protected in the process

The first rule of cable management is to have fun and be yourself!

Needed this reminder today.

Big fan of democracy but we'll have to admit it's an L of historic proportions to get subverted and destroyed not by some strategic genius but by possibly the dumbest man on earth

I hate this country and every right-winger in it. That is all.

Holden Bloodfeast must be as happy as a pig in shit right about now.

I'll say it over and over. I do not believe in gate keeping. I do not believe in pulling up the ladder. I believe in kicking the wall down like the Kool-Aid man, and making room as I go for those who come next. Just because it was hard for me, doesn't mean it has to be hard for anyone else.

I dunno who needs to hear this, but graffiti isn't violence.

"Scenes out of LA highlight the need for additional police training" Shut the fuck up. Please, god, just shut the fuck up.

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i'll say this about trump: i don't think he could operate an air fryer and it'd be very funny to watch him try

Men can't be men anymore. They must be cans of fancy Japanese mustard. Why is this happening? Why do we have to be cans of mustard from Japan? I am very upset. I am crying.

Wanted to show off my #anarchist #battlevest Everything is hand-sewn. Still gotta fill it in, but I'm very specific about what goes on it, and where.

Reminder: real winners quit! It's called means of egress! If it sucks, hit da bricks!

My favorite part about Bluesky is that, no matter the post, your chances of having a middle-aged liberal show up and post an incomprehensible and nonlinear response is never truly zero.

this is not sustainable…a reckoning is coming

being raised in a capitalist society is weird cause you'll grow up to hate the system but be nostalgic for shit like master chief on the side of a burger king cup

All pickup truck drivers are bastards.

The biggest tech mistake of the 20th century was the car.