haha it defaults to my OBS virtual cam via keith's friend club: https://fc.keith.is

Coming to terms with the fact that there are parts of America/Americana I miss, but they're things like diners with smoking areas and slot machines, 24-hour Denny's with too-loud theater kids, and strip clubs next to sporting goods stores

Disappointed that Baby Steps has no mention of H as a child

The audiologist just took something the size and texture of a small rock out of my ear and now I can hear around corners

“Tyler you say you’re pansexual but what kind of men do you like?” Easy: plumbers who make YouTube tutorials

seeing *almost* my name everywhere has Definitely Not Sent Me Into A Spiral

see this is the other way to tell that he’s not me 😂

jfc, I really have to change my name 🫠

absolute geniuses @natanlast.bsky.social and @xor.blue made "fill harmonics" a CROSSWORD EDITOR DRUM MACHINE for the 10,000 Drum Machines project!!!! fillharmonics.com

God damn, you know what’s great? Not checking LinkedIn

boats boats boats boats

a fidget toy that is just the shutter button and winding ratchet of a disposable camera

To cap off my productivity for the day, I've finally deleted my LinkedIn account. ✨

my personal site is now an editable spreadsheet: atylerrobertson.com

I’ve been hosting an annual Halloween movie festival for the last six years now. The first DVD for this year’s selection just arrived, heralding the start of autumn 🍂👻

a perfect website chainmailbasket.com

one does not have to quote-reply every bad thing that's happening one might try logging off social media for a while and doing something enriching

by the way, the *technical* issue with this is that *storage itself* is very cheap and doesn’t require much cooling (it only needs cooling at all if it’s being very actively changed or retrieved). what needs cooling is *computation* — the sort that trains and runs LLMs

LEGO back to school lineup feels strange this year, I can’t quite put my finger on why…

Unfortunately I discovered that this caused a potential security flaw so I did, in fact, do it

Downloading wikipedia and popping it on a little wifi-enabled rasbpi running a server with some kind rechargeable battery would be… pretty cool

Yeah maybe don't accidentally ddos wikipedia eh

This is not a joke. Consider this. Its 150 gigs for images and all. That's literally less than one AAA game.

One of my favorite sub-generations is the nerd dudes who say "blast" and "frak" unironically

When your friend sends you a rough draft of their erotic novel and you’re not *explicitly* named in it, but…

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.

Not to be weird or anything but everyone (EVERYONE) on Dropout this season has great boobs, I'm genuinely so jealous

so when you… • force this tech on most everyone • block it from acknowledging trans people even exist • remove lgbtq people from human rights reporting & allow ICE to conceal info on trans people in custody …it seems like a good time for cis folks to stop considering political “compromises.”

Love to leap out of a depressive slump straight into a rapid-fire run of bad luck (because you’re trying more things with that new-found energy) that sends you right back into the slump 🙃

Popping out charger lint was the most satisfying part of my day when I worked retail for Apple

This “the left needs to talk about how to be a man” discourse interesting as a non-binary person who was assigned male at birth, because so much of my coming out process was reckoning with the fact that much of my younger life involved being told (by conservatives) how bad I was at “being a man”

Old, tired: they did surgery on a grape New, hip: they saved a PNG to a bird

Folks getting hit with the UK age verification requirements here — we’re not doing that, right? That’s bullshit?

just got this from a friend who I trust, now would be a good time for trans folks on Medicare / Medicaid to stock up

I got my hair trimmed for the first time in a year and feel like I could fight at least eleven of the richest people in the world (moderately more than normal)

I’m so sorry but I will simply never get used to calling it “vibes coding”. “Vibes coding” is what I’m doing when I’m up past 2am, probably drunk, toggling between <b> and <i> tags on a MySpace tribute page to see what gives the best “eye feel”

*Kid pics "oh no" sound*

That TFW face when you realize your app doesn’t have a character limit 🙃

ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast.

Blue Prince is still good, in case anyone was wondering

This is Zan: atylerrobertson.com/play/zan/ Zan wants to be like you, but they have to start from nothing, and need your help to get there.

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Just found this document in Google Drive that I have no memory of writing, but apparently wrote *just the title* in November 2020

Voting for “Poundy McPoundface”