Another one! Thanks, Stacey! www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

Signed copies of THE LAST FREAKSHOW are back in stock! SIGNED COPIES (US Only): US Customers ONLY: www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/... Amazon: amzn.to/4jdDvVl Walmart: www.walmart.com/ip/The-Last-...

@expendablemudge.bsky.social who I gotta kill to get you to read THE LAST FREAKSHOW before I die?

If you're going to buy OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE by #StephenKing and #PeterStraub why not use my link? It's free and helps me pay the bills. Thank you! amzn.to/3NWkqMa

If you've been on the fence about picking up my latest novel, please do so now. It's seeing some buzz on YouTube and I need as much momentum as possible. Thank you!

Clever ahh song

Anyone ever feel like America is an escape room and the owner/operator for real lost the key? Like, it's supposed to be fun and maybe a little scary, but then you realize you're gonna starve to death and everyone will say it's your fault for playing in the first place?

Help if you can, share if you can't.

It's 2026 and people are still complaining about naughty words? 😭😭😭

Next time you wonder how America ended up where it is, remember this couple who sold 100 tickets to heaven before the cops shut them down.

What's the worst that could-- 💥🎆🔥👨‍🚒

ICE is just Trump's gestapo, right? Like, we're all on the same page here? Right? An organization beholden to a dictator used to round up a minority? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Because they were intelligent people and this is the stupidest dystopia ever created, fact or fiction.

I can't wait for this image to be used out of context in some TikTok video about proof that cat gods exist. "THERE'S NO OTHER GOOD EXPLANATION!!!"

This.

Help if you can, share if you can't. Jake is good people.

Is "someone" buying reviews for the Gwendy omnibus? Take a look at the five-star reviews here and see if you see what I'm seeing... amzn.to/4sMXKxy

I've just started the First Interlude of IT by Stephen King. It's my 20th read of the book and I'm still finding new stuff to talk about. Also, it's storming here. The vibes are immaculate. 🥰

My girlfriend at the time said she wanted to go down on me for the first time so I dipped my dick in Listerine because I thought it'd make it taste better.

Have you seen *gestures wildly in every direction* the absolutely fucked state of everything??? Kidding, enjoy your stick-puck-fistfighting shenanigans 🥰

An ape-like ancestor, neither a monkey or ape, but otherwise correct. Get wellactuallyed, newb!

my 75yo mother told me last night that she’s planning to delete Instagram and Facebook because she’s sick of not being able to tell what’s AI and what’s not, and I genuinely don’t think tech companies have reckoned with this kind of move as an actual possibility

Oh yeah, well, the vast majority of y'all's fathers are motherfuckers, so there

claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.

Enjoyable if basic mystery I got from Amazon's First Reads program. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ #Booksky

I miss the days of Christian propaganda when they actually tried. BEN HUR, THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST, DEBBIE DOES JERUSALEM, those films were high concept, high production. Now we get shit like DAVID and FIREPROOF. It's far too easy to be an atheist these days. I wanna work to not believe!

Stop what you’re doing and go read N.K. Jemisin’s short story Emergency Skin. It is SOOOO good you will not be disappointed. #booksky #blackbooksky

masturbate to teach yourself that everything hard softens eventually if you lack the required equipment for this metaphor I'm sure someone will gladly let you borrow one smooches

It is *maddening* to see this.

@cobb.bsky.social How you been, brother?

A poem to start your day: I didn't know Rob Reiner but I loved STAND BY ME. I didn't know Charlie Kirk but I fuckin hate Nazis. E.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/

i write the best reviews

Psst, this is important

Richard Chizmar is using Stephen King to print money and y'all just eat it up. Numerous authors have come forward about not being paid, not to mention the ones suffering in silence, collectors have waited over a decade for books, but that doesn't matter as long as you get your Kind fanfiction.

Thank fuck neanderthals had ChatGPT or we never would've evolved 🙏😭

📣 COVER REVEAL! 📣 We're very, very happy to reveal the cover for @drewhuff.bsky.social's THE EXODONTISTS - out Halloween '26! (Cover by Drew themselves, because they're multitalented :) ) Add it to your TBR (and your GR) today! www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...

I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies

I'm beyond tired of performative politics and like-farming. No one actually wants to do anything. They all want to be right and grow their audience, even when they're wrong and have thousands of followers.

Life is hard enough as a creative without this kinda shit. Wishing the No le family the best. Please help if you can.

Since no one seems to care about fiction (you and me, we're no one) I shall begin my trek into nonfiction with: NO ONE LIKES A NIHILIST Coming soon to a health food store near you!

"Men are wicked but their books are good." ~St. John Hornby, printer

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste

Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.

Day 4 of our Buy Direct sale - and it's a 2-for-1 special! Today, and all week: buy HUMMINGBIRD from our ebook store... and get the sequel, TO COVENTRY, completely free! Support small presses. You know you want to 🦇📚

Where's my troll at? I need to chat with you. Don't use any slurs because the algorithm will bury your comment like it does on YouTube, then I have to find your comment and approve it and you know I'm lazy. Just wave or some shit. I need a favor. If you are not my troll, ignore this!

@sdharrison.bsky.social hey stranger how hangs the hammer?

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