My RLM boyfriends said Carrie’s dress was white and I may never recover It’s been hours and I’m still in a state of

TIL Wilford Brimley was younger than me when he made COCOON. Dude was 51, holy shit

Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...

This is the kind of thing white supremacists have been doing to Emmett Till’s memorial for decades. It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.

Buddy of mine has speculated that genre writers are remote viewing life in other dimensions and whoooooa DOGGIES I mean My mind went straight to MODELLAND, as often happens

random but if anybody has a little golden book of disney robin hood can i have it for iggy's easter basket? they're expensive because they're collectible but i don't need collectible condition or even nice. i always get them little golden books for easter and he loves robin hood.

I just think at this point, given everything thats unfolded, if you cant stand up for trans folks and make their rights as non-negotiable as every single one of yours, you’re a legitimately bad person and you should feel bad.

I’m pretty sure this dude won’t be advancing, and I’m sad, because he’s dumb as hell When one lady dumped him he was like wtf, all I did was say I like her fine but I’m keeping my options open in case I meet someone better

Oops! All Beardos: Inside the Men of Love is Blind 10

If this man eats one more taco! #LoveIsBlind10

I have no right to nitpick a movie called CAMP BLOOD: CLOWN SHARK, but this lady just said “not a cloud in the sky!” against a backdrop of, like, full overcast.

word

Roses are red Vice is inherent

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

Stephen Colbert blasted Brendan Carr after FCC scrutiny led CBS to pull an interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico. Instead, 'The Late Show' posted it to YouTube.

Trying not to be mean about Scout Taylor-Compton playing 18 at age 29--she doesn't look 18 but it's only a little bad--but then this genuinely old dude walks up to her in school and I'm like "Oh shit, that's going to be her boyfriend!"

So, they cast Cliff Pant One as the IA guy who’s like High Potential, if you refuse to start following procedures and stop contaminating crime scenes, you got to hit the bricks! And I’m like PRAISE JEHOVAH, CONSEQUENCES AT LAST But then the lieutenant is like Cliff Pant One, I blackmail thee So

I almost forgot to tell u my “favourite” thing about #HighPotential: they show the moon at some point every episode, and moon is always full.

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Man proposes, God accepts, raise a glass to the lovebirds

guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar

That moment in UNFRIENDED when Adam threatens the ghost hacker with a gun

When you’re trying to be so serious about this Australian women’s prison drama but one lady killed somebody while drunk-driving a lawnmower

When Kaopectate tells High Potential that she’s a wild card

Thinking about the time my old boss splashed out on encrypted thumb drives for everybody but they all made me keep and maintain them, like what did he expect, the manager used to “send emails to the file” all the time, like, in the to field he’d put file

talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"

Sorry to get all Back in My Day on you but it’s a fuckin BUMMER that government PSAs now are about sex trafficking and A1 scams.

that's the good stuff

Tonite, High Potential got in a screaming match with the police captain because he disagreed that she should be allowed to barge into crime scenes and fuck everything up with her bare hands anytime she wants, AND with no supervision. And somehow, all the other cops were on her side.

The lighting on #WILTY is cruel af okay, as far as I know Rob Brydon’s not losing his soul slowly to a Korean toilet witch, but these past few years on this show, DAYUM.

It’s Ever Carradine, TV’s Mrs Putnam! #SPNS5

I’m right again ❤️📦🐈

Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.

The house is in an uproar: my handler has taken her cat’s special Contemplation Box away to use for something else Last I heard, she’d promised to “try” to bring it back, but she’s v.v. susceptible to peer pressure okay, I’m pretty sure we’ll see it again

Help out Reg if you can. A fine actor and a beautiful soul.

It’s Emily Tennant, star of INFLUENCER and INFLUENCERS! #SPNS5

Comin in hot with Paul McGillion, best known to me as Dr Beckett on LA PORTE D’ATLANTIS, in which they killed him off with exploding tumours to make room for Jewel Staite. #SPNS5

I know Sam’s not driving Mr. Lahey’s car, but… Sam’s driving Mr. Lahey’s car. #SPNS5 #FuckYOULahey

[handcuffed] officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!

Donald Trump would be such a cruddy wendigo

If Elon Musk managed to stab me with ANYTHING, what I’d die of is embarrassment

How the heck is this the second movie I’ve seen about a troubled young woman who takes a job as a park ranger For Her Own Reasons and encounters weird stuff in the forest?

Fucked up that the rule of law is being dismantled by someone named Pam.

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

Jesus Christ. It's not a new entity it is a antihuman environmentally catastrophic mass plagiarism hallucination Clippy. Gen AI ruins the present by stealing from the past to simultaneously rob the future. These people's inability or refusal to get a grip will cause and is causing so much suffering.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

listen up, nines. a three is posting