Me: I really like this song. Rando: Does it have EPSTEIN FILES?!

President Struggling To Make Every Tragedy About Himself "There's just too many of them."

“Merriam-Webster clearly has a pro-dictionary bias that’s preventing it from considering all words equally,” lexicographer Alison Nielsen wrote in a widely shared social media post that lambasted the Merriam-Webster editorial team

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

The fact that not a single reporter tells Mike Johnson “let me read it for you” or “here it is” when he claims he hasn’t seen or doesn’t know a thing about the psychotic ramblings of the head of state is not only a dereliction of journalistic duty, but a display of pure cowardice.

When Anthony Bourdain said, "I need a hot chocolate and a couple of fat chicks", he was talking about days like this.

I don't have any news to counteract the terrible news of the last few days, so here is a thread of cute animals eating things, with most with crunchy cromchy sounds. 1.

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.

we should all watch a rob reiner movie tomorrow, this entire site, just pick one and put it on at like 8pm est

Rob Reiner made THE PRINCESS BRIDE. He made WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. He made MISERY, SPINAL TAP, and countless other classics. Rob gave us a great gift, and his and his wife's senseless murders are a devastating loss.

Eight of Swords ⚔️

Send help, this lady on FOUR WEDDINGS just said “My wedding BLEW ::seconds pass:: those other weddings outta the water.” And she wasn’t clownin

As is

Thinking of when THE PRINCESS BRIDE came out and I bought Mandy Patinkin’s first album from Columbia House and watched the televised SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE, nooooo idea what I was in for

When the trailer for S5 of #TheBoys shows every actor in it except for Misha Collins

This dangerous idiot posted that suspect is in custody which is not true what the fuck is even happening here

"There’s a freedom people are craving because they’re feeling so constrained, surveilled and, frankly, threatened in so many other spheres." Zines have made a resurgence as communities seek to share information on everything from ICE raids to local elections.

I saw BRAVEHEART in rural Alberta. Everybody cheered when Mel Gibson threw the gay guy out a window. On a lighter note though: a guy sitting behind me walked out of BASIC INSTINCT during the first sex scene. He had brought his toddler.

This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.

I don't love HEATED RIVALRY, because I'm not about smutty movies and shows so much--no judgment, just my way--but I love that it's Canadian and I love that creator Jacob Tierney also helped to give us LETTERKENNY.

I used to be in SGA fandom just a little bit and now David Hewlett is on goddamn MISTLETOE MURDERS and Hollander off HEATED RIVALRY is young Asian Joe Flanigan and jeez

why can't i just have a complete killing eve soundtrack, what's wrong with you

The Late Show Wuth Lacey Chabert

Signed up for unlimited calls to Canada/USA/Mexico even though I hate talking on the phone just so I can call for free whenever someone uses a real number in a movie.

Joe Bob has a special guest tonight. My cat Flash! @themutantfam.bsky.social

Amanda Seyfried, I was not familiar with your game

Am still haunted by the moment last nite when my little nephew made one of his wild claims, failed to find any evidence online, then said it’s because They are hiding it from us. He wasn’t even joking!

i feel like i haven’t seen a ton of chatter on here about the lowdown which is odd because this site is 90% journalists

I’ll sign a waiver, I don’t care. If you aren’t already successful and you can do something fun with this, that’s payment enough for me.

OMG someone help them I NEEDS IT

Oh the weather outside is frightful And US prices: frightful And the ICE attacks are frightful And war crimes, also frightful And the president's mental & physical health: frightful And our rights being stripped, way frightful And human trafficking: so frightful And everything else is frightful

I can’t use this cozy mystery idea, so it’s yours all yours: one of those old couples who live on a cruise ship now because it’s more affordable than a house… on one of those cruise ships where people “disappear” all the time but it doesn’t get investigated b/c it happens on international waters.

He keeps it like that through his whole half of the conversation

I’m trying to embrace all the day for night in DIE, MY LOVE as a stylistic choice but DAYUM

PLURIBUS (2025)

Am imagining showing my kids the SCOOBY-DOO where they had Jerry Reed

stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time

Tonight on MISTLETOE MURDERS, The Lady barged into the interrogation room to ask the murder suspect a few questions of her own!!! Suspect: What’s SHE doing here? The Guy: She’s observing. Me: SHE SELLS CANDY CANES.

Ohmygosh this made me laugh! 🤣

What kind of psychopath waits till Xmas Steve to tell her mom she’s not coming over for Christmas anymore? #OhWhatFun

And now, an exciting one: I solved tonight’s MISTLETOE MURDER like 7 minutes into a two-parter, using my advanced knowledge of standard office supplies

I can’t point to any one specific thing this actor is doing but it reminds me of when Joey off FRIENDS told his student to play the boxer “super gay” in his audition

“You better hope you had nothing to do with this.” Has… has she got MEMENTO Disorder?

“No matter what he does, the President is going to be entertaining” is literally the attitude that is ending the world

“Your girl’s having a panic attack and you offer to take her to the fucking POST office?” #PettyPumpkins

Good news: while trying to guess what’s next for The MISTLETOE MURDERS Lady now that The Guy suspects she’s ex-CIA, my handler called the terrorist organization (Chimera) Pantera by mistake

This show WAS rated G, but then The Lady claimed to have contacted the publishers of all these different old-timey editions of A CHRISTMAS CAROL and I Exclaimed