I realize that humans should not live forever, but I would still like to follow an oak forest for a couple of millenia.

Hey bksy, I’m on the look out for my next project, I’m an experienced Elixir dev (> 8 years commercially, and > 10 years of Ruby before that + I'm still the maintainer of RSpec), very familiar with Phoenix and LiveView, and have enough CSS / JS knowledge to approach projects from a full stack angle.

I just managed to crash my Kobo e-reader by using an epub crafted with pandoc. I'm very proud of myself.

Ett långskepp med konstiga dimensioner är en knarr och vice versa.

Sir mixalot is clearly referring to the barrel in his song. I personally prefer a hogshead, for what it lacks in size, it gains in manoeuvrability. You other brothers (he meant monks, who traditionally brewed ale) can't deny.

I just saw a person looking like TotalBiscuit! 😮

Throwback till när en ny förskola byggdes i Jönköping och man lät tvååringar ta första spadtaget 🤩

Nu till mitt svåraste trick: att ta mig hem från Järntorget utan att helt tappa tron på mänskligheten.

Jag inser att jag har väldigt starka åsikter kring män som kör grästrimmer. Så starka åsikter att jag skulle föredra om de slog med lie istället.

Jag tror minsann att StadsPlupp steg på spårvagnen på Frölunda Torg!

New video game idea: Cozy village life/farming sim, but you're also a retired martial arts master. Occasionally kids turn up seeking help with revenge. You have to train them through chores and conversation to be happy in themselves, then they leave. Occasionally they send you nice letters after

Tove Jansson, 111 år i dag

En hund sitter i solen på spårvagnen och ser supernöjd ut. Det gör mig så glad.

's gonna be legendary.

En av de stora frågorna i livet är om jag faktiskt hade odlat jättemycket tomater med en balkong i söderläge.

Just got reminded of this response I made 7 years ago on FB

Mental note to self: fast food restaurants aren't fast. Only buy food there if very patient.

Hackers Can Remotely Trigger the Brakes on American Trains and the Problem Has Been Ignored for Years 🔗 www.404media.co/hackers-can-...

I would love to have less toothache and more summer magic.

Never skimp on the Wurst! - Austro-Hungarian soldiers of the 8th Company of the K.u.K Infantry Regiment No.84 with a freshly made batch of sausages in a trench on the Ikwa, Autumn 1915.

"I'll put it in a GitHub repo this week!" - naive me, almost 4 weeks ago ... welp, here it finally is 😅 github.com/gworkman/ner... #ElixirLang #Nerves

Två små identiska flickor åker rullskridskor. Ingen skyddsutrustning används. Flickorna vinglar betänkligt.

Från The Onion…

Igår tog jag av misstag på mig skjortan utochin, men allt såg så knepigt ut att jag var tvungen att genast vränga den rätt.

One of the highlights of yesterday's Expo visit was regular Fenris helper Salty Si showing me this cursed conversion of one of our Dhole larvae models.

One new job posting and one ongoing on the website: https://underjord.io/jobs.html A staff level engineer for a retail logistics company with preference for NA timezones. A senior dev, swedish citizenship required, for a security company doing Elixir and Nerves. #elixirlang

Ett helt gäng ungdomar kör jägarvila mot Marconihallen. Det kan inte vara annat än karaktärsdanande.

14 years ago in med school we got this unforgettable lesson in the dangers of using both English and Swedish in the same PowerPoint presentation

If you do stuff in Elixir, Erlang, Gleam, AtomVM or adjacently. You can just ASK to be on BEAM Radio (https://beamrad.io). We do reach out to people but very few people ask. Only the spammers in my inbox. We want to show more of what happens in the ecosystem so don't be shy :) #elixirlang #erlang

A @kevlin.bsky.social on the airport bus at BRU

📖 Bytes of Game Ads 📺 Lock and load! For your Nokias in 2005: DOOM RPG! A turn-based iteration of the classic FPS with more of an emphasis on story and dialogue.

YOU GUYS.

OMG! A goth! In central Gothenburg! It's like they belong here!

In the distant, glorious future I shall have legendary cyber feet. And then I want to upgrade the rest of me. Until then I should probably rest.

Just to add that Jack Tramiel - as a holocaust survivor - saying: "I built that road." As a matter of fact response when Tomczyk praised the smooth road journey to Hanover computer show, will always send a chill down my spine. You can't divorce the history of tech from politics or world history.

Arborists, the only ones who can fell a tree from the top of it.

There's a guy felling a tree opposite the road of the bus stop I'm at. He's not wearing proper protective gear. I wish him all luck.

A small dog with a face of a fruitbat just entered the tram.

"Efter hvad det säges håller för närvarande i Stockholm skomakeriet på att öfvergå från handtverk till manufaktur. Är detta sant, så torde skomakarne, ifall de ej förut ha reda på Marx’ värdeteori, få lära känna den i dess praktiska tillämpning. ...

I will never forget the day my cat insisted on trying the front door as it was raining out back, and when i opened it THE RAIN HADN'T REACHED THE FRONT. The look of absolute victory and disdain he gave me was beyond impressive.

I think the soundtrack of this video needs to be chopped up and put into a black metal album, preferably gently and with as much context as possible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tev...

Legendariskt!

Sick of Twitter? You're not alone, and you definitely won't be by yourself when jumping ship. On the first-ever episode of the Fork Around and Find Out podcast, Kelsey Hightower tells us his reasons for leaving the platform (and why he's much happier now): https://buff.ly/40jhzAD

mine will always be the sperm whale who reacted to a Roman soldier throwing a bottle at him off the Byzantine coast by sinking every ship he could off that coast for the next 60 years and had the emperor declare him an enemy of the state and name him after the Titan who attacked mount olympus

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die! DRAGON: My gold? ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and- DRAGON: Fair enough ADVENTURER: Wait, what? DRAGON: It's yours ADVENTURER: DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here? ADVENTURER: Um... /1

Christopher Nolan's Odysseus will be good. Christopher Nolan's Muppet Odysseus would have been better. (Tom Hardy as Odysseus in both)

Utmärkt sammanfattning. Och det här är fan inte mitt land!

Chat control är fortfarande en dålig idé. Ingen massövervakning som julklapp i EU. www.gp.se/debatt/sista...