#elixir meetup in #Gothenburg on the fourth of june! https:// luma.com/jhjc9yx6 @lawik.bsky.social will present on efficient metrics aggregation on #nerves devices!

You can grow edible microbes from natural gas. This paper estimates that 16% of annual US gas production could feed the population for a year. And US has enough reserves to feed population for 500 years! arxiv.org/abs/2510.17828

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

"Man får inte stå här." -- pyttelitet barn förevisar för sin far alla ställen man inte får stå på på och vid spårvagnsspåren.

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OMG, thank you so much.

During his talk at RBS, James Malin—not on Bsky—showed this title page from a 19th-century catalog for Alfred Nobel’s Nitro-Glycerin Company I’d like to nominate this image for the most metal cut in print history—we need to make something with it for Halloween @skeuomorphpress.org

Today's notable mistake: assuming that other people can handle uncertainty and anxiety as well as I can.

Det är en väldigt speciell sorts stress som infinner sig när jag åker någonstans jag inte hittar och ruttskärmen har skurit. Stressen avtar märkbart när utropen fungerar.

By my own foolishness I have a bleeding fingertip. The saving grace is that I'm only wearing colours blood isn't that visible on.

I forgot the garlic. :(

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

It rained the whole night and now the world smells lovely.

There are very upset and very drunk French speaking people nearby.

It is time to create an algebra.

The youths are screaming on the tram.

Pirates are entering Chalmers campus. I know they are pirates because they have a flag and hats with three sides and three points. They might also be drinking rum.

There's a death metal band having repetitions in the basement of the house next to my office and it makes me so much happier.

Bussen gjorde precis ett ärevarv.

"I'm not a beginner but I must dance."

Jag kan fortfarande höra myrorna arbeta ❤️

Jag vill verkligen se hur gropen i Sahlgrenska ser ut, gärna från alla vinklar och med punktmoln, men någonting säger mig att SÄPO et al skulle bli mycket förnärmade om jag gjorde ett försök att föreviga gropen.

Hon som klev på spårvagnen, vände, klev av och gick hem fångar precis mitt humör.

Today I learned “Norwegian Christian laws forbade citizens from conversing with and interacting with trolls, and in documents dating from 1274 to 1781, doing so would result in severe punishment” (source: Wikipedia), and I kinda think many people nowadays would be better off if this law was revived

That awkward feeling when an Arnljot-monolog smiter från mina läppar, särskilt när den är arg: "...ty jag går, men icke långt och icke för att vila, nej! Hämnd vill jag, för allt vad I haven gjort min fader och mig!" jag minns den förmodligen lite fel, men något åt det hållet undslapp mig.

I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.

Glöm inte

"Plays are like musicals but without the music." — poor guy on a date maybe? Overheard at a tram stop. I think he was trying to convey his enthusiasm for plays to a woman he was hanging out with, but failing miserably. She told him she was happy for him though.

I once heard someone who had a decent amount of knowledge about these sort of things describe jellyfish as "essentially just organised water" and I still think about that quite a lot.

HATCH THE FROZEN FLESH EGG

Guillaume Hivert, VP of Engineering at Steerlab, shares how being a Gleam business has been the best choice they have made!

Det finns en risk att ni kan ha missat världshistoriens bästa teateraffischer.

En av de stora fördelarna med månadskort är att jag slipper övertyga biljettkontrollanterna om att jag faktiskt tänkt köpa biljett även om jag inte sett någon biljettkontrollant.

Ett dagis och en Gothare stiger på spårvagnen vid Frölunda Torg och härmed kan vi visa att de inte består av varandras antimateria.

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

I just saw a doom lord. Super fancy guy!

Galet smart snöröjning! ”The teams in charge of maintaining the cycle paths also have to use the paths themselves, so they experience first-hand the difference a well-maintained route can make. They also arrange "roadside events" with hot drinks to get feedback from cyclists.”

It seems like I've forgotten how to boil potatoes. The funny thing is that I think I know how to boil potatoes, but I don't.

Nintendo Gamma Boy

I realize that humans should not live forever, but I would still like to follow an oak forest for a couple of millenia.

Hey bksy, I’m on the look out for my next project, I’m an experienced Elixir dev (> 8 years commercially, and > 10 years of Ruby before that + I'm still the maintainer of RSpec), very familiar with Phoenix and LiveView, and have enough CSS / JS knowledge to approach projects from a full stack angle.

I just managed to crash my Kobo e-reader by using an epub crafted with pandoc. I'm very proud of myself.

Ett långskepp med konstiga dimensioner är en knarr och vice versa.

Sir mixalot is clearly referring to the barrel in his song. I personally prefer a hogshead, for what it lacks in size, it gains in manoeuvrability. You other brothers (he meant monks, who traditionally brewed ale) can't deny.

I just saw a person looking like TotalBiscuit! 😮

Throwback till när en ny förskola byggdes i Jönköping och man lät tvååringar ta första spadtaget 🤩

Nu till mitt svåraste trick: att ta mig hem från Järntorget utan att helt tappa tron på mänskligheten.

Jag inser att jag har väldigt starka åsikter kring män som kör grästrimmer. Så starka åsikter att jag skulle föredra om de slog med lie istället.

Jag tror minsann att StadsPlupp steg på spårvagnen på Frölunda Torg!

New video game idea: Cozy village life/farming sim, but you're also a retired martial arts master. Occasionally kids turn up seeking help with revenge. You have to train them through chores and conversation to be happy in themselves, then they leave. Occasionally they send you nice letters after