I'm pretty confident that when the chronicle of the arrest and prosecution of the Reflecting Pool Molesters is told, in the background you will hear the guitar tune of 𝘼𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚'𝙨 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙩.

@25000 mph, why is Artemis ii taking so long to get to the moon? Are they taking the scenic route?

Forgive me if this has already been covered, but I have only now come to see the actual trophy. Chef's Kiss, FIFA for the ironic ridicule inherent in awarding him this symbol of cheating by the governing body of a sport whose immutable, pre-eminent rule is “𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅.”

I'm kind of partial to Epsteinistan right now: partly because of its mellisonant quality, partly because I think he'd hate it most. Vote early and often.

Trump to America:

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

Release the Epstein files!

Cartoon by @bagleycartoons.bsky.social.

Peace Prize? — Nah, never had a chance. But I thought he had a legitimate shot at Fiction.

The Blanche/Maxwell dialog was the best script in a work of fiction since Bogart/Bacall in 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣.

I am so sick of the left saying that Trump is in the Epstein Files. He’s the President and deserves top billing. Epstein is in the Trump Files

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One of the problems of giving a lifetime judicial appointment to one of the undead is that they could be there a long, long, long time.

Quorum call! Have the Senate Clerk stop reading the bill unless or until a quorum is present to conduct business. Since this reading will have been done without a requisite number of members present, when the reading resumes, it should start again from the beginning. #ElizabethWarren, #AdamSchiff

DeLauro uses her opening statement to tear Russ Vought a new one

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

Struggling to find a 100-day accomplishment? On Inauguration Day, there were 10 hours and 30 minutes of daylight. Today, that sunny figure has soared to 14 hours and 8 minutes! Only his unsurpassed humility has kept him from taking credit for this astronomic achievement (bigly scientific too!)

@katiephang.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? The statute holds these miscreants 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible with both fines and jail time. www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/... Good luck!

@gtconway.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@rgoodlaw.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@kenwhite.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@chrislhayes.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@maxwellfrost.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@joycewhitevance.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@elienyc.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@weissmann.substack.com Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@marcelias.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@lincolnproject.us Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@ericswalwell.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@repjasmine.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@repmoskowitz.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@repdangoldman.bsky.social Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@blumenthal.senate.gov Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@booker.senate.gov Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@schiff.senate.gov Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

@whitehouse.senate.gov Why are there no suits for Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law against Rubio, Holman, Noem, Bondi, Tmurp, et al (18 U.S. Code § 242)? It's past time these miscreants were held 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 responsible for both fines and jail time! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

When Wharton's Disgrace speaks, markets listen.

The vernal equinox arrives today. In the Trumpian Calendar, it marks the transition from days of bad government to days of no government, with roughly equal parts of malevolence and stupidity.

After mass firings, the IRS is poised to close audits of wealthy taxpayers, agents say www.icij.org/inside-icij/...

WaPo: Storytelling For All Americans = bÆzop's Fables #‪@washingtonpost.com‬

A sing-along:

And it never wears off.