wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through

If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing

Being an ole Miss fan never disappoints to break your heart.

Pretty sure we’re in war crime territory.

Just because Trump brought RFK Jr. aboard to firm up the kook vote doesn't mean health writers have to keep looking for some kernel of truth in there somewhere.

Maybe putting a dozen narcissistic poser Fox hosts in charge of sprawling federal agencies with millions of combined employees and vastly important responsibilities with enormous power wasn’t the greatest plan.

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses, as hate symbols. The fuck? wapo.st/3Mbd9a6

Let’s talk about sedition and treason, because the most powerful yet inadequate man in the world is having a tantrum about it, and his soulless, spineless sycophants are boosting his message. /1

/3 Asserting the (legally correct) point that members of the military may refuse illegal orders is not conspiring to overthrow the government or hinder the laws by force. You can tell because if it were seditious conspiracy Trump would be pardoning it. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Dog park days are good days.

Good morning, all.

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

Oh my

me looking at an all-marble white house bathroom after paying $8 for two russet potatoes and two grapefruits

Tough elk season but it’s always good to get in the woods.

Donald Trump got mad at the TV, so now stuff costs more

It would be the ultimate Trump move to up and die one day without pardoning any of the underlings who have been committing crimes for him.

In what constitutional universe is "the President is telling the Justice Department to pay him $230 million" not an abuse of power?

Kashing them in their lies.

Even if these people are drug smugglers, there are international rules for intercepting them. But if they really ARE fishermen … holy shit.

Almost elk season

You have to understand, people who demonstrate peacefully for the restoration of democratic norms are insurrectionists while people who rioted at the Capitol to overturn an election are patriots.

The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.

I’m a career prosecutor who took a $25,000 check from an affiliated entity of Donald Trump’s while investigating Trump University and later left my lobbying firm to become Donald Trump’s personal impeachment lawyer, White House aide, and Attorney General. So don’t you DARE question my integrity.

Sunrise walks

Describe your Bluesky account in one image

"We're gonna crash some planes if you don't fund ICE."

I’m way past 35 and have no financial security… heath, happiness, and family are still the most important things.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hey look… at this point we deserve it.

ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white. Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace. That’s not making America great again.

My opposition to Trump (since 2015) is rooted in the reasons why I was a lifelong Republican, not despite them. I think there are about five people online who can understand this.

FACTS!! 👇👇👇

"no more superficial individual expression"

What’s your sign?

FWIW, when I was tracking Trumpist conspiracy theories in 2020 (for my own interest) medbeds were a big deal in that world. Like, “Trump must win so I can recover from my cancer when he gives us all the medbeds Obama is hording.” These tweets and hints aren’t accidents. It’s a qanon presidency.

Morning.

Pumpkin patchin’

🤣🤣

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

What’s everyone wearing for the rapture?

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter